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[noisymother]

no here doctor as i point between my thighs, it wont go down hmm

Oh Dear! That does look nasty!

(I lie - it looks lovely - but seeing as how we seem to be in a Panto)

What do you think nurse?

 

[noisymother]

you got a male nurses uniform?

Of course we do - it's the same as the female nurses uniform - I do like a man in red pvc!

 

[midlandsfun9999]

Of course we do - it's the same as the female nurses uniform - I do like a man in red pvc!

well i'm game if u r, just dont laugh at me

 

[noisymother]

well i'm game if u r, just dont laugh at me

Good man!

*Helps into Nurses uniform*

Mmmmm - nice fit! Now you'd better help me revive the patient - he's gone horribly quiet

 

[korus]

its so painfull doctor
its been up for 2 days

 

[noisymother]

its so painfull doctor
its been up for 2 days

Perhaps I could rub some ointment into it?

Lets see what effect that has . . .

 

[korus]

Perhaps I could rub some ointment into it?

Lets see what effect that has . . .

oh oh oh yes doctor i think that feels better

 

[noisymother]

oh oh oh yes doctor i think that feels better

But it seems to be getting worse! Look nurse - don't you think it's getting even bigger?

 

[korus]

But it seems to be getting worse! Look nurse - don't you think it's getting even bigger?

is it doctor? ohh

 

[noisymother]

is it doctor? ohh

I wonder if it's something catching? Nurse do you seem to be affected in the same way?

 

[midlandsfun9999]

is it doctor? ohh

defnitely is what should i do?

 

[noisymother]

I wonder if it's something catching? Nurse do you seem to be affected in the same way?

Check under your uniform - quickly - I'll keep rubbing ointment into the patient

 

[korus]

Check under your uniform - quickly - I'll keep rubbing ointment into the patient

moans as doctor rubs in the ointment

 

[noisymother]

moans as doctor rubs in the ointment

Oh poor baby - shall I kiss it better for you?

Where's that blessed nurse?

 

[korus]

Oh poor baby - shall I kiss it better for you?

Where's that blessed nurse?

oh yes doctor

 

[noisymother]

oh yes doctor

*Kisses swelling tenderly*

That nurse can't have got far - not dressed in red PVC!

 

[korus]

*Kisses swelling tenderly*

That nurse can't have got far - not dressed in red PVC!

your right doctor

 

[noisymother]

your right doctor

I think this has gone from Panto to Carry On!

But at least I don't think we need to amputate it!

 

[korus]

I think this has gone from Panto to Carry On!

But at least I don't think we need to amputate it!

lets leave for now its too wierd

 

[noisymother]

lets leave for now its too wierd

*Curtain falls to sound of audience applause and nurse running away*

 

[ldn_pixie]

omg that was too amusing!!!! Kenneth Williams and the like would be very proud

 

[TallMan60]

*Curtain falls to sound of audience applause and nurse running away*

hehe, very cute

 

[noisymother]

omg that was too amusing!!!!

Thank you!

Where were you? I could have done with another pair of hands.

 

[noisymother]

omg that was too amusing!!!! Kenneth Williams and the like would be very proud

Kenneth Williams was the coolest guy!

 

[ldn_pixie]

Thank you!

Where were you? I could have done with another pair of hands.

Sorry was in the shower i appeared after all the fun had ended.

Kenneth Williams was the coolest guy!

Most definitely Carry on films are such classics!! Although Sid James was pretty awesome as well!