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anneski said:
Gooooooood morning Literotica UK :rose:

Sheesh, I'm in a bouncy mood today - no idea why, I'm just getting over a stinking cold and ache as if I've been thrashed (like chance'd be a fine thing!) but have this ear to ear grin :confused: Could it be the Lemsip? Are they putting LSD in it these days??? :eek:

Anyway, I was singing along with my ipod so hard on the way home even with my sore throat that I've lost my voice, so bang go the phonecalls I was due to make today :rolleyes:
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Bouncy is very good!
I feel bouncy too!
Shall we bounce together?
 
delirious39 said:
Bouncy is very good!
I feel bouncy too!
Shall we bounce together?
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Oooh yes, let's! Mind I don't bop you in the eye though, I bounce quite considerably, lol! :rose:

And for those of you old enough to remember, we could sing the 'I like bouncing' song from Not the 9 O' Clock News... altogether now

'I like bouncing, boing boing boing...'
 
anneski said:
Oooh yes, let's! Mind I don't bop you in the eye though, I bounce quite considerably, lol! :rose:

And for those of you old enough to remember, we could sing the 'I like bouncing' song from Not the 9 O' Clock News... altogether now

'I like bouncing, boing boing boing...'
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I think I'm old enough to have forgotten it though . . .
 
jimlestat said:
Well another grey and gloomy day - woke up feeling horny so thought I'd visit literotica. Always a good story to take care of that hard on. I love the bisexual category involving couples - anybody else got a favourite?
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Yes, all of mine, lol! :D I don't have any bi stories though - maybe I should try one ;)

Where I work we have the builders in, and as I was chatting to them this morning a scenario came to mind that I might work on.

Two or three builders on a school/college site in the holidays, with a couple of their own metal lock up offices installed on the grounds.... a female caretaker (or teacher) who delights in alternately teasing them with smutty innuendo/jokes & short skirts and other times being a bitch and provocatively insulting.... till one day it's the final straw and they snap and teach her a lesson.... the phrase 'builder's helmet' keeps coming to mind! :D

Any thoughts? :confused:
 
anneski said:
Yes, all of mine, lol! :D I don't have any bi stories though - maybe I should try one ;)

Where I work we have the builders in, and as I was chatting to them this morning a scenario came to mind that I might work on.

Two or three builders on a school/college site in the holidays, with a couple of their own metal lock up offices installed on the grounds.... a female caretaker (or teacher) who delights in alternately teasing them with smutty innuendo/jokes & short skirts and other times being a bitch and provocatively insulting.... till one day it's the final straw and they snap and teach her a lesson.... the phrase 'builder's helmet' keeps coming to mind! :D

Any thoughts? :confused:
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ummmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhh
I'm lost in thought and fantasy at the idea you just shared.....
Ripping material and rocking desks......
 
Wow babe - I am the headteacher and I venture to your office to discuss a problem. What do I see but 4 hard cocks - one in your mouth, the other up your pussy. One guy looks neglected so I walk across and take his cock in my hand. You look back and smile because you know how good I am at oral sex. I get on my knees.....
 
anneski said:
Yes, all of mine, lol! :D I don't have any bi stories though - maybe I should try one ;)

Where I work we have the builders in, and as I was chatting to them this morning a scenario came to mind that I might work on.

Two or three builders on a school/college site in the holidays, with a couple of their own metal lock up offices installed on the grounds.... a female caretaker (or teacher) who delights in alternately teasing them with smutty innuendo/jokes & short skirts and other times being a bitch and provocatively insulting.... till one day it's the final straw and they snap and teach her a lesson.... the phrase 'builder's helmet' keeps coming to mind! :D

Any thoughts? :confused:
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Not quite the suttelty i had in mind
 
delirious39 said:
Builders (Rough hands) my smooth skin....help me i'm lost
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Mhmm, yep, that's pretty much what I was imagining too.... big rough hands, brick dust all over their jeans, hard hats and cold steel walls... dirty talk and a desk hastily cleared of newspapers and half drunk cups of coffee....

ok, well, yes, erm, I appear to be having a bit of a hot flush - must be this cold, ahem. :cool:
 
anneski said:
Mhmm, yep, that's pretty much what I was imagining too.... big rough hands, brick dust all over their jeans, hard hats and cold steel walls... dirty talk and a desk hastily cleared of newspapers and half drunk cups of coffee....

ok, well, yes, erm, I appear to be having a bit of a hot flush - must be this cold, ahem. :cool:
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hot flush...i think its something more
 
anneski said:
Well, whatever it is I think I have to go for a lie down now! :eek: Partly your fault I have to say, as I've just been reading about Jen and Terry and Mr Clarke.... :D:rose:
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Not very well written...but its the thought that counts!
 
Thanks you 3 for a very hot, horny morning. My cock is so hard I'll have to cruise a couple of your stories. Or I could wait until after lunch and keep the energy flowing. Anyway - it's been fun lovers....take care.....xxx
 
Morning all :) *waves

Hope you are all looking forward to the weekend. TFI FRIDAY!!!! Yeay!
 
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