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[geronimo_appleby]

Hey Geronimo, this is the game we liked playing with you groundhogs LOL


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ySMg5Ih7GtU

And this is what I was doing when the fucking crows got me LOL

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vwsZbDDBsM8&NR=1

heh heh. awesome!

this is a taste of my world, although this joker screams like a girl totally unecessarily. he must be an officer.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yAjNop4uyao

 

[JessicaO]

Hey Geronimo, this is the game we liked playing with you groundhogs LOL


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ySMg5Ih7GtU

Haha! He said, I'm not gonna flinch.

 

[User_Name]

heh heh. awesome!

this is a taste of my world, although this joker screams like a girl totally unecessarily. he must be an officer.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yAjNop4uyao

No sorry mate not for me, not while the fucking engines are still running anyway LOL. You have my admiration

Yes you could be right I think I detected a bit of a posh accented scream there LOL

 

[User_Name]

Hey Geronimo, this is the game we liked playing with you groundhogs LOL


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ySMg5Ih7GtU

Haha! He said, I'm not gonna flinch.

They all did LOL, they all say it but it's the natural instinct for survival that fucks them at the last second.

 

[JessicaO]

They all did LOL, they all say it but it's the natural instinct for survival that fucks them at the last second.

I bloody ducked too.

Sorry, excuse me butting in on your conversation like that.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

They all did LOL, they all say it but it's the natural instinct for survival that fucks them at the last second.

it's worse when you don't know they're coming.

there was one time - no, not in band camp LOL - on the Plain, just as i was brewing up, that a fast jet came in low as part of the exercise (the idea was it was a chemical attack). fuck me, i never heard the bugger approaching, the first i knew was as it... it... i can't find the word to describe the noise, but it was trouser-wetting loud believe me. the four of us huddled around the hexy stove stirring the all-in curry all jumped. damian ***** even snorted a load of snot into the food he was that frit.

bastard.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I bloody ducked too.

Sorry, excuse me butting in on your conversation like that.

no worries from me.

 

[JessicaO]

it's worse when you don't know they're coming.

there was one time - no, not in band camp LOL - on the Plain, just as i was brewing up, that a fast jet came in low as part of the exercise (the idea was it was a chemical attack). fuck me, i never heard the bugger approaching, the first i knew was as it... it... i can't find the word to describe the noise, but it was trouser-wetting loud believe me. the four of us huddled around the hexy stove stirring the all-in curry all jumped. damian ***** even snorted a load of snot into the food he was that frit.

bastard.

I think I'd of wet my pants too

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I think I'd of wet my pants too

i was more worried about the food shortly after. i mean a dollop of snot right into the mix?

guess what we did?

 

[JessicaO]

i was more worried about the food shortly after. i mean a dollop of snot right into the mix?

guess what we did?

You ate it

 

[geronimo_appleby]

You ate it

stirred it all up - there was a grenade tin full of hot curry. took us an age to make too.

of course this was now a 'chemical attack' so we were meant to be masked up and under cover etc.

 

[User_Name]

it's worse when you don't know they're coming.

there was one time - no, not in band camp LOL - on the Plain, just as i was brewing up, that a fast jet came in low as part of the exercise (the idea was it was a chemical attack). fuck me, i never heard the bugger approaching, the first i knew was as it... it... i can't find the word to describe the noise, but it was trouser-wetting loud believe me. the four of us huddled around the hexy stove stirring the all-in curry all jumped. damian ***** even snorted a load of snot into the food he was that frit.

bastard.

LOL I used to love doing that when they didn't know we were coming get the speed up a bit to 350 or so and the noise trails behind just enough they don't hear a thing til it's too late Mind you that's pushing it for the aircrew because at that speed that low you're stuffed into the scenery before you see it coming if the ground rises suddenly LOL. Fucking kids LOL

 

[User_Name]

You ate it

Of course they did, bloody hell you can't waste munguss in the field, and what's a little added binder anyway LOL

 

[User_Name]

I think I'd of wet my pants too

Hmm a fetish hey

 

[User_Name]

I bloody ducked too.

Sorry, excuse me butting in on your conversation like that.

You are more than welcome, you could even add some sanity LOL

 

[geronimo_appleby]

LOL I used to love doing that when they didn't know we were coming get the speed up a bit to 350 or so and the noise trails behind just enough they don't hear a thing til it's too late Mind you that's pushing it for the aircrew because at that speed that low you're stuffed into the scenery before you see it coming if the ground rises suddenly LOL. Fucking kids LOL

that was exactly it. knew nowt until the fucker was right on us. you c****s.

you gotta have a laugh, eh?

 

[IsabellaKing]

that was exactly it. knew nowt until the fucker was right on us. you c****s.

you gotta have a laugh, eh?

I used to live somewhere where something similar to that happened on a regular basis. Can't remember what the planes were called - I never called them by their real name as I was waving my fist at them.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I used to live somewhere where something similar to that happened on a regular basis. Can't remember what the planes were called - I never called them by their real name as I was waving my fist at them.

they were prolly known locally as, you noisy bastards?

oh, a fist? you shoulda thrown crows at them, that does the trick.

y'know, i had to edit this post. i originally misspelled crows; i wrote cows... now that would be a sight to see. a cow getting sucked into a fast jet engine as it scuppered along on a sneaky 'let's-scare-the-crap-outta-dumb squaddies-and-the-local-populace mission.

 

[curiousirish]

*yawn * oh sorry all the old army buddy talk bored me to death there for an hour or two...........

maybe you need an old boys thread?? you know share stories and compare your helmets and whatever else you lot do ...??

 

[geronimo_appleby]

*yawn * oh sorry all the old army buddy talk bored me to death there for an hour or two...........

maybe you need an old boys thread?? you know share stories and compare your helmets and whatever else you lot do ...??

did it? you weren't evident during our chat. i woulda thunked you'd be happy for your thread to be bumped?

no?

 

[curiousirish]

did it? you weren't evident during our chat. i woulda thunked you'd be happy for your thread to be bumped?

no?

 

[guypleasure]

Did someone say bump ??

 

[blondboy]

*yawn * oh sorry all the old army buddy talk bored me to death there for an hour or two...........

maybe you need an old boys thread?? you know share stories and compare your helmets and whatever else you lot do ...??

compare helmets?? I would have thought that was your job??!!

 

[renegade136]

Londoner here!!!!

 

[noisymother]

Londoner here!!!!

never mind . . . there is a way out . . . there's a lot of country northwards