Got any you'd care to dangle?
Just the one.
Not sure if it's carrot shaped though?
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Got any you'd care to dangle?
Although I'm sure it's not orange!

Although I'm sure it's not orange!
its cold!!!!!!!!![]()
its cold!!!!!!!!![]()
Eat a shit load of wotsits while wanking, it'll soon be orange...![]()
Eat a shit load of wotsits while wanking, it'll soon be orange...![]()
You know this how?
i know a joke about that
You smuggling peanuts?![]()
experience I'd guess
at this rate my nipples will be upstairs before me
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at this rate my nipples will be upstairs before me
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Is this an educated guess?
or have you suffered the same fate?
go on then
at this rate my nipples will be upstairs before me
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nope still pinky here
I'm baffled by your orange penis the doctor said to his patient...do you work with chemicals?
I dont work said the patient..........what do you do all day? the doctor asked...................
oh just watch porn and eat wotsits
*voice from the peanut gallery*
"prove it!!"
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oh mark you know i dont have a webcam...........
night luvvies i'm off to bed![]()