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[noisymother]

yeah or a quick pork

I should have known better than to cross swords (even pork ones) with Super Double Entendre Man!

 

[korus]

I should have known better than to cross swords (even pork ones) with Super Double Entendre Man!

well do have a nice sausage too

 

[Britcock72]

Be a bit sad otherwise

(But somewhere in here is a terrible double entendre about pork swords)

"Pork sword" is officially my favourite phrase *ever*.

 

[noisymother]

"Pork sword" is officially my favourite phrase *ever*.

"Hot beef injection" is right up there too!

 

[korus]

"Hot beef injection" is right up there too!

love pork swords but love beef lips more

 

[noisymother]

love pork swords but love beef lips more

Beef Curtains!

(a vile expression)

 

[korus]

Beef Curtains!

(a vile expression)

yes i agree please forgive me

 

[noisymother]

yes i agree please forgive me

I forgive you - but I said it!

 

[korus]

I forgive you - but I said it!

so glad

 

[MSH2]

*sneaks in*

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

*sneaks in*

*sneaks behind you*

Why are we sneaking??

 

[MSH2]

*sneaks behind you*

Why are we sneaking??

I'm not sure, actually, but it seemed like a good idea at the time

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

I'm not sure, actually, but it seemed like a good idea at the time

Well there's no-one here. Make yourself at home

 

[MSH2]

Well there's no-one here. Make yourself at home

Good plan

*sits on the couch for a while* What do you suggest we do while we're here?

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

Good plan

*sits on the couch for a while* What do you suggest we do while we're here?

*joins you* Well this thread is up for slightly more naughtiness if you really are that way inclined

 

[MSH2]

*joins you* Well this thread is up for slightly more naughtiness if you really are that way inclined

Oh I certainly am If you want to

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

Oh I certainly am If you want to

Well I am and I'm not.

Let's just say I often need to be co-erced

 

[glasgowguy]

hi de hi campers....

 

[eroticmind101]

Did I read the word naughtiness- Sounds like Saturday night party!!!

 

[MSH2]

Well I am and I'm not.

Let's just say I often need to be co-erced

Hmmmmm, and what sort of co-ercion would work best?

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

hi de hi campers....

And here's someone who's dealt with me before

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

Hmmmmm, and what sort of co-ercion would work best?

Well last night I somehow ended up having my clothes ripped off after getting tied up with cable ties

 

[glasgowguy]

And here's someone who's dealt with me before

you ran away as I recall....

 

[ldn_pixie]

Well last night I somehow ended up having my clothes ripped off after getting tied up with cable ties

she wasn't the only one somehow i got dragged in as well

 

[noisymother]

hi de hi campers....

Did I read the word naughtiness- Sounds like Saturday night party!!!

Look!

I've learnt how to multi-quote!!!

And Hello