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Zeb_Carter

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Just wondering if all UK women over 40 and skinny as a rail are this uptight?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318258/Hooters--offensive-bar-Britain-Asks-Liz-Jones.html

Sorry, I found this burger bar more offensive than a lapdancing club

By LIZ JONES
Last updated at 5:20 PM on 7th October 2010

This is probably the worst Friday night of my life - and that's saying something. I'm sat on a high stool at a small table, plasma screens are oozing sports programmes around my head and there is a grubby plastic menu in front of me that is littered with pictures of fast food.

Not a green vegetable in sight, unless you count a deep fried chilli, coated in batter.

There is the thump, thump, thump of awful music in the background, competing with the braying of table upon table of men: young men, old men, students, office workers, football supporters...

Weaving between the tables are young women bearing enormous, overflowing jugs of beer and steaming piles of food. I keep beckoning the wrong waitress, as it's so hard to tell them apart.
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At least she rather go to a lap dance club...or would she? :confused:
 
Zeb_Carter said:
Just wondering if all UK women over 40 and skinny as a rail are this uptight?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318258/Hooters--offensive-bar-Britain-Asks-Liz-Jones.html

At least she rather go to a lap dance club...or would she? :confused:
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Well, she's not of the "rest of the country" is she; London, the only place in the UK (she's an Essex girl). Nottingham ? Where's that?, as she looks on her map and works out how much her expenses will be for the trip. Then there's the working gear; dress or jeans and a T-shirt? She's obviously "fashionably aware" to judge by her outfit.

But she's not the right person (nor is the Mail the right vehicle) to do this sort of thing (she was a student in the 70s so I'd guess she's over 50); I think she might have been influenced by books like "the Female Eunuch" to judge by her views on the girls and their uniform.

Her writings are not universally admired (she's described as "waspish") and she does not seem to get on with many people (her neighbours on Exmoor were apparently not impressed). She's selling her house (about £1.9m). ?The locals are beginning to breathe again.

She wrote in detail about divorcing her husband; perhaps the mental strain is telling on her? But she's not unattractive in a way (I refer my ladies to be on the slim side).

But I do agree with her in some ways. Fast food in the UK has been done to death by McDonalds, Wimpy and the others. It's no high-class joint, by the sound of it, but I'll bet the prices are not cheap, even if the girls are paid like it. I don't think I'd take a lady there for a bite.

And as for pretty girls (who can and are used to sell almost anything), I'll watch them in the Summer, for free, thanks. And she is not representative of UK womanhood at all.
 
Liz would be lucky to get laid in Maidstone. She's not only uptight, she's jealous. :D
 
LOLOLOL

My Boss feels much the same as Liz.

They do have some great wings though.

That being said, anytime I want to tweak my boss or some of the others who are too tightly wound on my unit I order a bucket of wings from Hooters.

Then to add insult to injury I refuse to share.

I never claimed to be nice, or P.C.

Cat
 
I've gone to Hooters to pick up buckets of wings-- to go.

I've also dated a Hooters waitress.

Well-- if you can call "pounding on her door at three in the morning, leaving at three in the afternoon" dating.

;)
 
Stella_Omega said:
I've gone to Hooters to pick up buckets of wings-- to go.

I've also dated a Hooters waitress.

Well-- if you can call "pounding on her door at three in the morning, leaving at three in the afternoon" dating.

;)
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I was told a "date" consisted of "going somewhere and food". You went somewhere and I'm assuming some time in that twelve hours something was eaten so yep, it was dating. :cattail:
 
Handley_Page said:
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I don't think I'd take a lady there for a bite.

And as for pretty girls (who can and are used to sell almost anything), I'll watch them in the Summer, for free, thanks. And she is not representative of UK womanhood at all.
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First, Hooters is not a date place, unless you are the lesbian persuasion, it was developed for guys, men, older boys, etc. It's a sports bar with pretty women, scantily clad, serving drinks and food, mainly hot wings.

But you are right, there a many other places to watch scantily clad women for free.

And thanks for you input.
 
Hooters went broke ( I couldn't bring myself to say bust ) in Australia. Possibly because the view was better at the beach. :)

It might also have something to do that we have a non tipping culture, in twenty years I have never seen any bar staff tipped by an Aussie in OZ though the staff get a much higher basic wage than in the US
 
Stella_Omega said:
I've gone to Hooters to pick up buckets of wings-- to go.

I've also dated a Hooters waitress.

Well-- if you can call "pounding on her door at three in the morning, leaving at three in the afternoon" dating.

;)
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I read the word "pounding" and was so hoping the rest of that sentence would be... different... ;)
 
Zeb_Carter said:
First, Hooters is not a date place, unless you are the lesbian persuasion, it was developed for guys, men, older boys, etc. It's a sports bar with pretty women, scantily clad, serving drinks and food, mainly hot wings.

But you are right, there a many other places to watch scantily clad women for free.

And thanks for you input.
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It is SO not a date place for lesbians. The women there are calibrated to appeal to hetero men.
 
TheeGoatPig said:
I read the word "pounding" and was so hoping the rest of that sentence would be... different... ;)
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It wasn't just the "pounding" that arrested my attention. It was the "pounding on her door" phrase.
 
The pulse and pounding of the music rather excite me....call to me......inspire me to inhale that pulsating sweetness, that primal throb, the orgasmic inspiration as you will............Whew!!!
 
I'm not a regular at Hooters, and I believe I have only been there twice. I wrote a poem about the place and a story about one of the waitresses, and I always say nice things about them. However, it is not what I would call a fast food place. :eek: They may have a different definition of that term in the UK.

The writer of the article is really ugly, and not just because she's skinny.
 
Stella_Omega said:
It is SO not a date place for lesbians. The women there are calibrated to appeal to hetero men.
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I can honestly say, "I have never set foot inside a Hooters." Not that I wouldn't, but just have never wanted wings that bad to go. :cool:
 
I was in a bowling league a little over ten years ago. We had a tournament in Atlantic City at the end of the season. We ate at the Hooters there, and got the ugliest waitress in the bunch...

That was my only experience there.
 
I don't understand why would any self respecting woman go into hooters anyway?
 
Many popular chain restaurants like OUTBACK, GOLDEN CORRAL, and CARRABBAS are out of business and closed in this hamlet. I expect to see HOOTERS close before too much longer.

I suspect Michelle Obama, the gourmet nanny, is behind it.
 
Noor said:
I don't understand why would any self respecting woman go into hooters anyway?
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For beer, wings, and PPV sports. I don't give a shit what the waitress is wearing if she keeps my glass full and gets my order right.
 
Because a self-respecting woman has the balls to go anywhere she wants. ;)

And the wings are good.
 
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