UK thread part 2

[Tallulah82]

Hey gorgeous

I was only going to steal a little bit, honest trying to be good and all

Oh yeah? bring it if you think you have it

Ha. Oh I KNOW I have it. You may think you want it but you'll be crying like a little girl if you get it

(Yeah, I am trying to be good too. Pity I didn't think about that before I just ordered an Indian takeaway )

 

[Tallulah82]

Only from t'other day I'd just forgotten about them. Tasty too.
If I ask nicely, will you let me have a nibble? Cookie fudge sounds scrum-diddly-umptious!

Hey Wonky *kisses nose as scratches you under your chin*

Now you know the answer to that. I will do a swaps though. Whatcha got that is worth my fudge?

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Another stressful one, Hunny?

Yeah an hour before I was due to leave shit hit the fan

 

[Tallulah82]

Home from hell oopps mean work

Hey Hot

Congrats on surviving another day without murdering someone (I hope )

 

[MSH2]

Ha. Oh I KNOW I have it. You may think you want it but you'll be crying like a little girl if you get it

(Yeah, I am trying to be good too. Pity I didn't think about that before I just ordered an Indian takeaway )

Oh I think you may be surprised at what I can take

I thought about that actually, decided on a fritada type thing with coussous

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hey Wonky *kisses nose as scratches you under your chin*

Now you know the answer to that. I will do a swaps though. Whatcha got that is worth my fudge?

Um... I have many things. I have er... *points* Oooh look! A flying tortoise! *nicks fudge and attempts to leg it.*

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh I think you may be surprised at what I can take

I thought about that actually, decided on a fritada type thing with coussous

LOL! Shit typing or you don't know how to spell?

Repeat after me:

Frittata

Couscous

See? not so hard

 

[Tallulah82]

Um... I have many things. I have er... *points* Oooh look! A flying tortoise! *nicks fudge and attempts to leg it.*

*Does not fall for it. Sticks out foot and trips Wonky up*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Yeah an hour before I was due to leave shit hit the fan

It always seems to happen like that, doesn't it. You think the day may finish quite well and then BAM! All hell breaks loose.

 

[MSH2]

LOL! Shit typing or you don't know how to spell?

Repeat after me:

Frittata

Couscous

See? not so hard

*checks* well not yet but keep talking

Iknow how to spell couscous and in the recipe book its spelled fritada. It is a Merkin recipe book though

 

[Tallulah82]

*checks* well not yet but keep talking

Iknow how to spell couscous and in the recipe book its spelled fritada. It is a Merkin recipe book though

Yeah yeah, I beliede you

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*Does not fall for it. Sticks out foot and trips Wonky up*

I'm wounded. No, literally, I'm wounded! I grazed my knee. *clutches it and sobs*

Fine. No pear drops for you in future. Nope. Not even in exchange for sexual favours.

 

[MSH2]

Yeah yeah, I believe you

Oh good

Fixed that for you

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm wounded. No, literally, I'm wounded! I grazed my knee. *clutches it and sobs*

Fine. No pear drops for you in future. Nope. Not even in exchange for sexual favours.

Aww. Here. Clean yourself up *hands antiseptic wet wipe*

No? You sure about that? REALLY sure?

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh good

Fixed that for you

Lol - that was a sarcastic jibe at you. Sigh.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Aww. Here. Clean yourself up *hands antiseptic wet wipe*

No? You sure about that? REALLY sure?

Am I sure? Do you really think you need to ask that? REALLY?

 

[MSH2]

Lol - that was a sarcastic jibe at you. Sigh.

prepare for facetiousness

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Right, I've got to disappear. Save me a Poppadom, Tal.

 

[MSH2]

Right, I've got to disappear. Save me a Poppadom, Tal.

Take care

 

[Tallulah82]

Am I sure? Do you really think you need to ask that? REALLY?

Haha.

Ok. Let's get this record straight. You eat your skanky old pear drops. I eat my fudge. You try and steal them - you get tripped over. You sulk and tell me I will never get your pear drops, not even for sexual favours.

Hmm. So I guess this leaves me with no option.

Fine. We are never having sex. Ever. Pity. Was planning on being horny later. *shrugs* too bad.

 

[Tallulah82]

prepare for facetiousness

WOW!

Am impressed! You is well cleva!

 

[MSH2]

WOW!

Am impressed! You is well cleva!

Spelled that without even looking on the spelling dictionary. yes I have a spelling dictionary

 

[Tallulah82]

Right, I've got to disappear. Save me a Poppadom, Tal.

TAL DOES NOT SHARE FOOD!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Haha.

Ok. Let's get this record straight. You eat your skanky old pear drops. I eat my fudge. You try and steal them - you get tripped over. You sulk and tell me I will never get your pear drops, not even for sexual favours.

Hmm. So I guess this leaves me with no option.

Fine. We are never having sex. Ever. Pity. Was planning on being horny later. *shrugs* too bad.

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[Tallulah82]

......

Ha. I saw that before you edited

Nope. Never ever again. Well. I mean. Not unless you let me suck your pear drop during...