UK thread part 2

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Hey gorgeous :kiss:

I was only going to steal a little bit, honest :D trying to be good and all

Oh yeah? :cool: bring it if you think you have it


Ha. Oh I KNOW I have it. You may think you want it but you'll be crying like a little girl if you get it :eek:

(Yeah, I am trying to be good too. Pity I didn't think about that before I just ordered an Indian takeaway :eek:)
 
Only from t'other day :) I'd just forgotten about them. Tasty too. ;)
If I ask nicely, will you let me have a nibble? Cookie fudge sounds scrum-diddly-umptious!

:kiss:


Hey Wonky *kisses nose as scratches you under your chin*

Now you know the answer to that. I will do a swaps though. Whatcha got that is worth my fudge?
 
Ha. Oh I KNOW I have it. You may think you want it but you'll be crying like a little girl if you get it :eek:

(Yeah, I am trying to be good too. Pity I didn't think about that before I just ordered an Indian takeaway :eek:)

:cool: Oh I think you may be surprised at what I can take

:eek: I thought about that actually, decided on a fritada type thing with coussous
 
Hey Wonky *kisses nose as scratches you under your chin*

Now you know the answer to that. I will do a swaps though. Whatcha got that is worth my fudge?

Um... I have many things. I have er... *points* Oooh look! A flying tortoise! *nicks fudge and attempts to leg it.*
 
:cool: Oh I think you may be surprised at what I can take

:eek: I thought about that actually, decided on a fritada type thing with coussous

LOL! Shit typing or you don't know how to spell? :eek:

Repeat after me:

Frittata

Couscous

See? not so hard :rolleyes:
 
LOL! Shit typing or you don't know how to spell? :eek:

Repeat after me:

Frittata

Couscous

See? not so hard :rolleyes:

*checks* well not yet but keep talking :p

Iknow how to spell couscous :p and in the recipe book its spelled fritada. It is a Merkin recipe book though :rolleyes:
 
*Does not fall for it. Sticks out foot and trips Wonky up*

:eek: I'm wounded. No, literally, I'm wounded! I grazed my knee. *clutches it and sobs*

Fine. No pear drops for you in future. Nope. Not even in exchange for sexual favours.
 
:eek: I'm wounded. No, literally, I'm wounded! I grazed my knee. *clutches it and sobs*

Fine. No pear drops for you in future. Nope. Not even in exchange for sexual favours.


Aww. Here. Clean yourself up *hands antiseptic wet wipe*

No? You sure about that? REALLY sure?
 
Am I sure? Do you really think you need to ask that? REALLY? :D


Haha.

Ok. Let's get this record straight. You eat your skanky old pear drops. I eat my fudge. You try and steal them - you get tripped over. You sulk and tell me I will never get your pear drops, not even for sexual favours.

Hmm. So I guess this leaves me with no option.

Fine. We are never having sex. Ever. Pity. Was planning on being horny later. *shrugs* too bad.
 
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Haha.

Ok. Let's get this record straight. You eat your skanky old pear drops. I eat my fudge. You try and steal them - you get tripped over. You sulk and tell me I will never get your pear drops, not even for sexual favours.

Hmm. So I guess this leaves me with no option.

Fine. We are never having sex. Ever. Pity. Was planning on being horny later. *shrugs* too bad.

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