AWonkyDonkey
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She'll love you for suggesting that.
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She'll love you for suggesting that.
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Tallulah82
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I love the drool. No, really i do. Damned sexy. Put it with tongue lolling out and loud snoring. Oh baby. Baby. Yes, yes, yes!!!
AWonkyDonkey
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Shhh! I told you to keep it a secret. Pfft, I can't let myself loose round you again! You'll just tell the whole of Lit!
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You should start the "people who find snoring sexy" thread. They will be out there.
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Haha! Good idea - mind you, some pervert has probably already created it.
Yeah. I did. You calling me a pervert????
And how dare you anyways. You said you loved my snoring too!! Isnt that why i woke up to you....shit. Sorry. Promised we wouldnt talk about that ever again.
AWonkyDonkey
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Yeah. I did. You calling me a pervert????
And how dare you anyways. You said you loved my snoring too!! Isnt that why i woke up to you....shit. Sorry. Promised we wouldnt talk about that ever again.
I admit, I find a woman snoring extremely attractive but when they snore louder than a 747 on take off, it does tend to ruin the atmosphere (and ear-drums) a little bit.
Oh go on, give away all of our secrets. Why don't you tell them about the time we ... Oh. I've said too much.
And yes... I'm calling you a pervert. Pervert.
AWonkyDonkey
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What have I told you about warning me beforehand? Christ, that's shaved five years off my life expectancy, right there.
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AWonkyDonkey
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No one expects the South African Streaker!
No, no-one expects the SAS, but people should come to expect some crazy Southern African dude with a penchant for getting naked and running round like a lunatic.
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Woohooo!!! Hey gorgeous stranger
Damned its been a while since you've outraged Wonky with your flapping tackle
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Yup, people should
Eventually they'll get used to it, after a while they'll like it, eventually they'll love it
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AWonkyDonkey
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Noooo. Wouldnt go near that no matter how much i love him
It doesn't smell! I thoroughly Febreeze it after every um...every...er...porn night marathon.
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AWonkyDonkey
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Yup, people should
Eventually they'll get used to it, after a while they'll like it, eventually they'll love it
*Stares blankly before dialling the phone.*
Hello, is that the Funny Farm? I've got a severely delusional man here. He needs an indefinite stay and an extensive course of electro-shock therapy.
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Sigh. Am afraid i gotta go. Enjoy the rest of the night you gorgeous people. Catch you soon. Good night and am out
Can I shock him while we wait for the funny car to arrive?
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I broke their last shock machine, came all over it and shorted it out
They asked me nicely not to come back
AWonkyDonkey
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ooo i best wriggle it just for you then
hi Wonky
work and family stuff have kept me offline a lot - and this last weekend more so with a famiyl BBQ with about 35 in our garden
Wow, 35 is a hell of a lot of sausages!
Sigh. Am afraid i gotta go. Enjoy the rest of the night you gorgeous people. Catch you soon. Good night and am out
Er, oh no you don't! I'm going first. My battery is 6% and I reckon it'll last five more minutes. Be good
Aye, you can. Make sure you give him a good shock each time. We have to cure him of his streaking.
Right, I'll be back later when I'm a bit more charged up.
Keep shocking him Grist.
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Nonono, car battery provides a massive shock for a very short time. What youw ant is the dynamo out of a 1930's phone, one othose with the cranky handles. Smaller shock for as long as you have strength to crank the handle.
Really. Do think these things through
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