UK thread part 2

[AWonkyDonkey]

*shuffles in flops on the couch*

<glares> The couch is mine. You can sit over there. <Points to a mouldy inflatable lilo.*

 

[MSH2]

<glares> The couch is mine. You can sit over there. <Points to a mouldy inflatable lilo.*

The splotchy couch over there that smells of wee and carrots is your couch, this ones new

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

The splotchy couch over there that smells of wee and carrots is your couch, this ones new

New? It looks like it was made during the Industrial Revolution. Mine is from Ponsfords, you know.

 

[MSH2]

New? It looks like it was made during the Industrial Revolution. Mine is from Ponsfords, you know.

Well yes, that's genuine gilt and proper red velvet that is, with rings at the back and underneath for chaining nubile young lovelies to

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Well yes, that's genuine gilt and proper red velvet that is, with rings at the back and underneath for chaining nubile young lovelies to

Looks like I'm no longer Chief Pervert!

 

[Tallulah82]

Good evening all!


I hope you boys are not arguing.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Good evening all!


I hope you boys are not arguing.

Hey hey

No arguing here. Just realising I've lost my place as chief pervert in this thread! How are you doing?

 

[MSH2]

Good evening all!


I hope you boys are not arguing.

Nah I just installed a new couch

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ooh Tal? Did you know it's National Kissing Day today? I found out about an hour ago.

I've spent that time knocking up a little Kissing Booth. I'm going to charge 50p per kiss, maybe a £1 if you want a decent one. I'll be a millionaire by this time tomorrow. *cough*

Anyway, d'ya want to be my first customer?

 

[Tallulah82]

Hey hey

No arguing here. Just realising I've lost my place as chief pervert in this thread! How are you doing?

Ha. I am sure you will reclaim it soon enough

Am good. Just been to the Post Office to sort out my Roubles

Work was okish - bloody leadership who don't think about the finer details grrr.

How are you feeling today?

 

[Tallulah82]

Nah I just installed a new couch

LOL. Installed? not just bought or got one. Actually needed installing did it? Fancy pants

Can I come jump on it or is it a grown ups couch? Will you be allowing eating, drinking and *ahem* on it?

 

[MSH2]

LOL. Installed? not just bought or got one. Actually needed installing did it? Fancy pants

Can I come jump on it or is it a grown ups couch? Will you be allowing eating, drinking and *ahem* on it?

Its not very bouncy but you can if you want

and its been scotch guarded so anything's good on that couch

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ha. I am sure you will reclaim it soon enough

Am good. Just been to the Post Office to sort out my Roubles

Work was okish - bloody leadership who don't think about the finer details grrr.

How are you feeling today?

Pfft, management - more trouble than they're worth. At least the day is over, workwise! At least twelve hours of freedom before you have to do it all over again!

Ooh, I bet you didn't get so many Roubles as you would have done a week or so ago! Still, I'm excited for you - not long to go!

I'm doing well thank you. I think the combination of sunshine and friskiness combined has made it a worthwhile day. *Whistles innocently!*

 

[Tallulah82]

Its not very bouncy but you can if you want

and its been scotch guarded so anything's good on that couch

I've had couches scotch guarded before. Didn't really rate it tbh. I think we should put yours to the test.

PARTY AT MASHERS!!!!

 

[Tallulah82]

Pfft, management - more trouble than they're worth. At least the day is over, workwise! At least twelve hours of freedom before you have to do it all over again!

Ooh, I bet you didn't get so many Roubles as you would have done a week or so ago! Still, I'm excited for you - not long to go!

I'm doing well thank you. I think the combination of sunshine and friskiness combined has made it a worthwhile day. *Whistles innocently!*

Lol. Mebbe - I dunno. I wanted 20000 roubles, I got 20000 roubles

I am so pleased you've had a good day after recently

 

[MSH2]

I've had couches scotch guarded before. Didn't really rate it tbh. I think we should put yours to the test.

PARTY AT MASHERS!!!!

Well that one;s been done, because I strongly suspect it'll be horribly stained within a week if it wasnt

 

[Tallulah82]

Well that one;s been done, because I strongly suspect it'll be horribly stained within a week if it wasnt

LMAO!!!

I am sooooo not wanting to know how it will get "horribly stained" and at the same time I am grossly interested...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I've had couches scotch guarded before. Didn't really rate it tbh. I think we should put yours to the test.

PARTY AT MASHERS!!!!

Pfft, you two enjoy the sofa-testing - sorry - party! I'll just stay with my kissing booth and wait for custom. If business doesn't take off, I'll have to whip up some flyers and go touting for business.

 

[MSH2]

LMAO!!!

I am sooooo not wanting to know how it will get "horribly stained" and at the same time I am grossly interested...

I say nohting that may incriminate me in a later investigation

 

[Tallulah82]

Pfft, you two enjoy the sofa-testing - sorry - party! I'll just stay with my kissing booth and wait for custom. If business doesn't take off, I'll have to whip up some flyers and go touting for business.

WHUUTTTTT???

Back up there Donks. You have a kissing booth???? Since when??? Sheesh. Feel like i'm back at work where nobody bothers to tell me anything!

*Sulking*

 

[Tallulah82]

I say nohting that may incriminate me in a later investigation

Ha.

There are ways of making you talk...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

WHUUTTTTT???

Back up there Donks. You have a kissing booth???? Since when??? Sheesh. Feel like i'm back at work where nobody bothers to tell me anything!

*Sulking*

Read back to just after you popped in this afternoon.

 

[MSH2]

Ha.

There are ways of making you talk...

*raises eyebrow* bring it if you think you have it

 

[Tallulah82]

Ooh Tal? Did you know it's National Kissing Day today? I found out about an hour ago.

I've spent that time knocking up a little Kissing Booth. I'm going to charge 50p per kiss, maybe a £1 if you want a decent one. I'll be a millionaire by this time tomorrow. *cough*

Anyway, d'ya want to be my first customer?

Ah. Sorry, missed this post completely

Here Wonky -

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ah. Sorry, missed this post completely

Here Wonky -

Right, that'll be £4 please.

Send a cheque, I need to go lie down and recover after that. *stumbles off, looking shellshocked.*