UK thread part 2

[AWonkyDonkey]

I only have 10 163 views

Depends which category your story is in. Some are way more popular than others.

Right, I'm off to sexually molest my phone with a cable and hook it up to the mains. I might be on later, but it's doubtful.

G'night.

for Tal.

 

[MSH2]

Depends which category your story is in. Some are way more popular than others.

Right, I'm off to sexually molest my phone with a cable and hook it up to the mains. I might be on later, but it's doubtful.

G'night.

for Tal.

Should we call the police?

 

[Tallulah82]

I only have 10 163 views

Ah but you have a lot more people who commented, favourited AND yours is rated H - so jealous haha. You really should write more.

 

[Tallulah82]

Depends which category your story is in. Some are way more popular than others.

Right, I'm off to sexually molest my phone with a cable and hook it up to the mains. I might be on later, but it's doubtful.

G'night.

for Tal.

Lol. Goodnight Wonky

 

[MSH2]

Ah but you have a lot more people who commented, favourited AND yours is rated H - so jealous haha. You really should write more.

I;m working on it

 

[Tallulah82]

Should we call the police?

I've tried several times (for different reasons) but they just shrug and say "its Wonky"

 

[MSH2]

I've tried several times (for different reasons) but they just shrug and say "its Wonky"

It pays to be well known

 

[Tallulah82]

It pays to be well known

Haha. I'm sure you are rather like Wonky in that respect...

 

[MSH2]

Haha. I'm sure you are rather like Wonky in that respect...

Have we ever actually been seen in the same room?

 

[Tallulah82]

Have we ever actually been seen in the same room?

Hmm, true.

*begins to question everything*

 

[MSH2]

Hmm, true.

*begins to question everything*

 

[Tallulah82]

LOL. Yup. Conspiracy theories definitely alive and kicking here

 

[MSH2]

LOL. Yup. Conspiracy theories definitely alive and kicking here

Oh yes Fun and entertainment

 

[Friendlymann]

Hello Thursday people

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hello Thursday people

Hey hey Friendly! How's it going mate?

 

[StrangeView]

Morning all, is it only Thursday??

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Morning all, is it only Thursday??

It's nearly Friday. Hang on in there!

 

[Married_Man_63]

What did I miss? Whose round is it?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

What did I miss? Whose round is it?

It's yours of course!

I'll have a pint of Becks and a packet of ready salted!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ah English strawberries - possibly better than sex...

*Waits for chorus of "You're not doing it right then!"*

 

[MSH2]

Ah English strawberries - possibly better than sex...

*Waits for chorus of "You're not doing it right then!"*

Well it also depends what you do with them. Sex and strawberries arent necessarily mutually exclusive

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Well it also depends what you do with them.

Um... Eat them?

 

[MSH2]

Um... Eat them?

Well yes, but no one said anything about context or format. A yummy sweet puree drizzled on a lovers skin to be licked off again is technically still eating strawberries yesno?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Well yes, but no one said anything about context or format. A yummy sweet puree drizzled on a lovers skin to be licked off again is technically still eating strawberries yesno?

*Looks for an alternative, cannot find it and concedes defeat.*

 

[MSH2]

*Looks for an alternative, cannot find it and concedes defeat.*

Now we just need a gorgeous volunteer that wouldnt mind being drizzled and licked