UK thread part 2

[AWonkyDonkey]

LMAO!!!!

Oh fuck Wonky. You have just insulted me in a double slap!!!! And I bet you have NO idea how you have just done it

You're right. I don't, I'm nowhere near smart enough.....

*scratches head* All I can say is I'm sorry and I love you really.

 

[Tallulah82]

You're right. I don't, I'm nowhere near smart enough.....

*scratches head* All I can say is I'm sorry and I love you really.

*pats head* I forgive you because I know you didn't mean it.

You need to learn more about bra sizes though. A hell of a lot more. Please don't EVER try to guess a woman's bra size again without proper training.

 

[MSH2]

*shuffles back in with no dirty dishes, but much disrespect for the savages he lives with*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*pats head* I forgive you because I know you didn't mean it.

You need to learn more about bra sizes though. A hell of a lot more. Please don't EVER try to guess a woman's bra size again without proper training.

I admit quite freely, I have zero skill at guessing women's bra sizes. Anyway, as you have the hairiest chest on Lit, (yes people, I'm insulting her again) I can't see to comment on yours.

I just made up numbers and stuck letters on the end. Listen, I still use safety scissors and play with Playdough, so you can't really blame me much!

 

[Tallulah82]

*shuffles back in with no dirty dishes, but much disrespect for the savages he lives with*

Awww sweetie. Well done! Sit down, rest. Shall I put Dirty Dancing on' TV?

 

[MSH2]

*pats head* I forgive you because I know you didn't mean it.

You need to learn more about bra sizes though. A hell of a lot more. Please don't EVER try to guess a woman's bra size again without proper training.

There is a course yaknow. SOmehow I've always been kinda talented at nailing down bra sizes without too many hints, but its not a very useful skill for a guy

 

[MSH2]

I admit quite freely, I have zero skill at guessing women's bra sizes. Anyway, as you have the hairiest chest on Lit, (yes people, I'm insulting her again) I can't see to comment on yours.

I just made up numbers and stuck letters on the end. Listen, I still use safety scissors and play with Playdough, so you can't really blame me much!

Hint: the number at the front actually has zero to do with boob size

 

[MSH2]

Awww sweetie. Well done! Sit down, rest. Shall I put Dirty Dancing on' TV?

Considering at this stage I'll sleep through it............. Sure just wake me up for the good bits

 

[Tallulah82]

I admit quite freely, I have zero skill at guessing women's bra sizes. Anyway, as you have the hairiest chest on Lit, (yes people, I'm insulting her again) I can't see to comment on yours.

I just made up numbers and stuck letters on the end. Listen, I still use safety scissors and play with Playdough, so you can't really blame me much!

I know, I know.

But sometime you might actually manage to get a real life pm from some lovely woman who thinks she sees charm under that weird exterior of yours. And you might start chatting. And you might like her. And she might like you. And as it all starts getting exciting - she tries to play a teasing, flirting game. And she asks you what size breasts you think she has (or some other such question). And then BAM. You slap her in the face.
Pouff goes your chance of losing your virginity. She is gone.

And I shall play the worlds smallest violin for you

 

[Tallulah82]

There is a course yaknow. SOmehow I've always been kinda talented at nailing down bra sizes without too many hints, but its not a very useful skill for a guy

Bras? Nails? I think that goes in the BDSM or Fetish and Sexuality boards...

 

[Tallulah82]

Hint: the number at the front actually has zero to do with boob size

Annnndddd... take a bow

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

<Slouches off feeling like an arsehole...>

I'm sure I can hear that violin already.

 

[MSH2]

Bras? Nails? I think that goes in the BDSM or Fetish and Sexuality boards...

You know how in M&S and such places you can find peeps that will help you find the perfect size and fit bra? You'd be shocked at how many of them arent men. ALways wondered how many of them were lesbian or bi though

 

[Tallulah82]

Considering at this stage I'll sleep through it............. Sure just wake me up for the good bits

Good bits? GOOD BITS??? GOOD BITS????


It's ALL GOOD BITS!!!!

 

[MSH2]

Annnndddd... take a bow

Can I have the bow around some boobies? like a red silk bow?

 

[MSH2]

Good bits? GOOD BITS??? GOOD BITS????


It's ALL GOOD BITS!!!!

Sorry I meant tits Wake me for the good tits

 

[Tallulah82]

<Slouches off feeling like an arsehole...>

I'm sure I can hear that violin already.

Slouches? I am sure you mean hobbles? or stumps? But no - don't! Stay - you are learning - tis all good


*whistles and pats knees* Come on Wonky - come on, come on...

 

[Tallulah82]

You know how in M&S and such places you can find peeps that will help you find the perfect size and fit bra? You'd be shocked at how many of them arent men. ALways wondered how many of them were lesbian or bi though

Oh I wish I could buy my bras from general high street places like M&S. Sigh.

 

[Tallulah82]

Can I have the bow around some boobies? like a red silk bow?

LOL. I was not offering you a selection of pretty silk bows to attach to any appendage - I said BOW - like B-OW. BOW - bending your torso over so I can kick your arse better

 

[MSH2]

LOL. I was not offering you a selection of pretty silk bows to attach to any appendage - I said BOW - like B-OW. BOW - bending your torso over so I can kick your arse better

uh huh, you wish you could touch this! *licks finger, applies to posterior, complete with sizzling noise*

 

[Tallulah82]

Sorry I meant tits Wake me for the good tits

haha - erm, I think all boobs are relatively covered well...poor Baby wears very conservative "Mary-Jane" style ones. It's all very clean

 

[MSH2]

Oh I wish I could buy my bras from general high street places like M&S. Sigh.

You buy leather ones from speciality stores right? *drool*

 

[MSH2]

haha - erm, I think all boobs are relatively covered well...poor Baby wears very conservative "Mary-Jane" style ones. It's all very clean

See? that explains why I've never seen all of it. But then again I've seen the first half of a lot of movies sometimes multiple times

 

[Tallulah82]

uh huh, you wish you could touch this! *licks finger, applies to posterior, complete with sizzling noise*

LMAO!!!

Damn! What a sight!! A completely camp, tight-silver hotpanted dude touching his own derriere

 

[MSH2]

LMAO!!!

Damn! What a sight!! A completely camp, tight-silver hotpanted dude touching his own derriere

More camp than a Boy Scout Jamboree!

Not really