UK thread part 2

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I don't care what anyone says, as far as I'm concerned - I'm a culinary God! And not a single Pot Noodle in sight!


I did take pictures but Lit says I'm too good of a photographer and won't upload them. *grumbles*.
 
LOL!!!

Hey! I am sure that is illegal or something - to re-write my words!

Sheesh.

You may have 9 but I bet you don't know how to use them.

Barsteward. :eek:

question is, what are you going to do about it :p

Oh I think I have a few ideas on what to do with them :devil:
 
I don't care what anyone says, as far as I'm concerned - I'm a culinary God! And not a single Pot Noodle in sight!


I did take pictures but Lit says I'm too good of a photographer and won't upload them. *grumbles*.

LOL - you wanted to upload a photo of your dinner on here? Sigh. Now Wonky - this is not Facebook. This is Fuckbook. Oh shit - does that mean you put a picture of your cock on Facebook???

Erm - gotta go, do erm...research...yeah...
 
question is, what are you going to do about it :p

Oh I think I have a few ideas on what to do with them :devil:


Haha - oh Mr Potato Head- I just got a flash of Johnny from Dirty Dancing when he is mad at Baby and he says something along the line of "what's he gunna do 'bout it?"

*sighs - the Swayze*
 
Haha - oh Mr Potato Head- I just got a flash of Johnny from Dirty Dancing when he is mad at Baby and he says something along the line of "what's he gunna do 'bout it?"

*sighs - the Swayze*

I've slept through that movie a couple of times :eek:
 
LOL - you wanted to upload a photo of your dinner on here? Sigh. Now Wonky - this is not Facebook. This is Fuckbook. Oh shit - does that mean you put a picture of your cock on Facebook???

Erm - gotta go, do erm...research...yeah...

Well I wanted to show that my repertoire included something other than Pot Noodle and the occasional magnificent dessert.

Oh. And I found you aaaaaaaages ago. Just saying. I had to find you to pass my exam in "Advanced Stalker-onics." ;)
 
Well I wanted to show that my repertoire included something other than Pot Noodle and the occasional magnificent dessert.

Oh. And I found you aaaaaaaages ago. Just saying. I had to find you to pass my exam in "Advanced Stalker-onics." ;)

Hmmm. I could guess the full contents of your 'repertoire' and some of it would not be considered acceptable even here :eek:

Oh - I don't doubt it, your skills are great. but as you'll already know, I don't expose my tits there either *shrugs shoulders* I guess you lose out twice :(
 
Hmmm. I could guess the full contents of your 'repertoire' and some of it would not be considered acceptable even here :eek:

Oh - I don't doubt it, your skills are great. but as you'll already know, I don't expose my tits there either *shrugs shoulders* I guess you lose out twice :(

I'm a good boy, honest! I'm an angel.

Don't worry darling, I've come to the realisation that you'll never show me your tits. I have your bra size from when I rummaged through your drawer so I have to make do with Googling for size comparison.
 
exactly, not much to hold a guys interest in that one :eek:

well - does Baby not do if for you? or the extremely thin Penny?

I mean - ill be honest reet now and say that if you don't dig Baby's big sister then you wont like me... we were separated at birth am sure!
 
well - does Baby not do if for you? or the extremely thin Penny?

I mean - ill be honest reet now and say that if you don't dig Baby's big sister then you wont like me... we were separated at birth am sure!

I havent sees that movie in at least a decade, please dont make me have to look it up and sit through it. Please? I'll beg, I'll even bribe
 
I'm a good boy, honest! I'm an angel.

Don't worry darling, I've come to the realisation that you'll never show me your tits. I have your bra size from when I rummaged through your drawer so I have to make do with Googling for size comparison.

*chokes on cuppa tea* excuse me? you? an angel? suuuuuuuurrrre. NO-ONE gets THAT wonky being an angel :eek:

Oh - now come on, you know my motto is "never say never" - don't be a quitter. Just don't be a freak, stalker, weirdo, desperado, sucker-upper or wimp either. Brace yourself for a shock- you will think Google is lying to you...
 
I havent sees that movie in at least a decade, please dont make me have to look it up and sit through it. Please? I'll beg, I'll even bribe

LOL. I wouldn't do that to you. Well. I mean I might- cos I like to see you squirm. But no - I shall let you off this time. Just don't be so slack on all your classic 80s films. I shall not be this lenient on your ignorance of "Pretty in Pink".
 
Just don't be a freak, stalker, weirdo, desperado, sucker-upper or wimp either.
I'm all those already. :devil:

Google never lies either. I'm looking at a few pictures now that I pulled off there. Excuse me whilst I go dribble in the corner. Woah!! I didn't know 52GGG looked like those...

<faints with shock.>
 
I'm all those already. :devil:

Google never lies either. I'm looking at a few pictures now that I pulled off there. Excuse me whilst I go dribble in the corner. Woah!! I didn't know 52GGG looked like those...

<faints with shock.>



LMAO!!!!

Oh fuck Wonky. You have just insulted me in a double slap!!!! And I bet you have NO idea how you have just done it :eek:
 
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