UK thread part 2

[MSH2]

I am hopeful it will be more fun than stressful. And a bit of stress is good for us.

I just wish I could find the curtains.....

Hopefully all the stressy stuff will be done and the fun stuff happens

You'll probably find them on monday afternoon

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[StrangeView]

Where is everyone?

I found my curtains!

Hi Elle, usual madness here, but I'm still around It does seem quiet though. Good luck for the weekend visit, at least the curtains will match

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*Crawls into the room..* Afternoon all. Someone kill me. Kill me now.

 

[Tallulah82]

*Crawls into the room..* Afternoon all. Someone kill me. Kill me now.

<shrugs> Ok. I'll do it. *swings the axe*

 

[StrangeView]

<shrugs> Ok. I'll do it. *swings the axe*

*ducks head and wishes I'd never popped it around the door!!*

 

[Oldenburg]

Hi all
How's everyone doing today?

My Dads gone to have his Mask/Cage made for his radiotherapy today..

 

[Tallulah82]

*ducks head and wishes I'd never popped it around the door!!*

What???? He asked - and me, being the good friend I am, am just trying to help the poor donkey end his suffering!

Oh - do you think he wasn't serious? Ooops!!

(Hi Strange btw )

 

[Tallulah82]

Hi all
How's everyone doing today?

My Dads gone to have his Mask/Cage made for his radiotherapy today..

Hey Oldenburg, well I am good (tired from being back at work but good), Wonky is dead and Strange is possibly traumatised

Big hugs for you and your dad today, I hope everything works as best it can

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

<shrugs> Ok. I'll do it. *swings the axe*

You missed. You bloody missed and now I'm a wonky, lopsided donkey!! Try again, aim for the head this time please and not my testicles.

Oldenburg - I hope everything went well for your father.

 

[Tallulah82]

You missed. You bloody missed and now I'm a wonky, lopsided donkey!! Try again, aim for the head this time please and not my testicles.

Oldenburg - I hope everything went well for your father.

He's ALIVE!!! It's a miracle!



*note to self, keep practising axe swinging techniques*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

He's ALIVE!!! It's a miracle!



*note to self, keep practising axe swinging techniques*

Or you could just find a rifle and use that. A lot quicker. Keep it simple - you're a woman after all.

*is hoping to enrage Tallulah into killing him properly this time.*

 

[Tallulah82]

Or you could just find a rifle and use that. A lot quicker. Keep it simple - you're a woman after all.

*is hoping to enrage Tallulah into killing him properly this time.*

Ha. Rifle shmifle - far too easy and clean. Where is the fun in that???

Sigh. I know. I wish I was a man. Then I'd be able to be rejected left right and centre on places like Lit when I wanted a wank

Meh, too late. Put me axe away now. You gotta suffer life a bit more until the next good Samaritan comes along

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ha. Rifle shmifle - far too easy and clean. Where is the fun in that???

Sigh. I know. I wish I was a man. Then I'd be able to be rejected left right and centre on places like Lit when I wanted a wank

Meh, too late. Put me axe away now. You gotta suffer life a bit more until the next good Samaritan comes along

Men come on here when they want a wank? Why don't they do what I do and ring one of those sex chat lines with a husky voiced woman who gets me off whilst she does her ironing and watches episodes of Strictly Come Dancing.

That's what they do, isn't it? I saw ...er...a documentary once. Yes. That's it.

I'll just lay here in my stable, moaning intermittently and sniffling like a girl until my executioner arrives.

 

[Oldenburg]

Hey Oldenburg, well I am good (tired from being back at work but good), Wonky is dead and Strange is possibly traumatised

Big hugs for you and your dad today, I hope everything works as best it can

Glad your okay, the warm weather is sapping my energy We are all keeping a e fingers crossed

You missed. You bloody missed and now I'm a wonky, lopsided donkey!! Try again, aim for the head this time please and not my testicles.

Oldenburg - I hope everything went well for your father.

Glad your alive AWonkeyDonky, and I thank you..

Gx

 

[Tallulah82]

Men come on here when they want a wank? Why don't they do what I do and ring one of those sex chat lines with a husky voiced woman who gets me off whilst she does her ironing and watches episodes of Strictly Come Dancing.

That's what they do, isn't it? I saw ...er...a documentary once. Yes. That's it.

I'll just lay here in my stable, moaning intermittently and sniffling like a girl until my executioner arrives.

Erm, it is my belief that some do but I would not like to assume anyone's intentions

Chat line? Hmm. Beeeecause they have more charm than you?

Oh. It was a documentary? I thought it was a guide. Not that I sat with a pad and pen and made notes. Noooo.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Erm, it is my belief that some do but I would not like to assume anyone's intentions

Chat line? Hmm. Beeeecause they have more charm than you?

Oh. It was a documentary? I thought it was a guide. Not that I sat with a pad and pen and made notes. Noooo.

Haha, you've been rumbled. I know what you do for a living now.

*Decides to shut up now before I dog further.*

 

[Tallulah82]

Haha, you've been rumbled. I know what you do for a living now.

*Decides to shut up now before I dog further.*

For a living? LOL! - oh sweetie!!! Nooooo. I do it for kicks

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

For a living? LOL! - oh sweetie!!! Nooooo. I do it for kicks

I know. I've tapped your phone line. Remember, I'm a talented stalker.

Right. I'm off to drown myself in the bath. Be good. Oh what am I saying? I should say - don't get caught!

 

[Tallulah82]

Glad your okay, the warm weather is sapping my energy We are all keeping a e fingers crossed

Oh no! Warm weather is supposed to inspire, to energise! I mean, it doesn't do that to ME but I thought I was weird where I just wanna curl up and snooze in the cool shade

I shall keep mine crossed too x

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I hate the warm weather - much prefer winter. In this weather, I have to have three showers a day.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Good Morning everyone! I hope you're all feeling bright eyed and bushy tailed!

If you can't tell, I feel quite a lot better today. It doesn't feel like AC/DC are playing the drums with my head. Still pretty lethargic but I expect by tomorrow I'll be back to normal... Well, my normal!

Have a good day everyone.

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Morning all

 

[Friendlymann]

Morning all

Good morning bunny!

 

[StrangeView]

Morning everyone!! Glad to hear you're on the mend donkey