UK thread part 2

[AWonkyDonkey]

No offense but I tried those Jakeman's a while back and I'd rather be anally violated by a blue whale than try them again.

I agree, my local pharmacist is great. He knows me and my ailments really well but the only stuff he can give me without a prescription is the much weaker stuff. I need the hardcore pseudo that only a doctor can prescribe. Either that or a stick of TNT!

I'm going to try to attempt to eat a little something - not eaten for two days at least! Then I'm going to go crawl back into bed and rest again.

Thanks for the suggestions folks.

 

[Friendlymann]

No offense but I tried those Jakeman's a while back and I'd rather be anally violated by a blue whale than try them again.

I agree, my local pharmacist is great. He knows me and my ailments really well but the only stuff he can give me without a prescription is the much weaker stuff. I need the hardcore pseudo that only a doctor can prescribe. Either that or a stick of TNT!

I'm going to try to attempt to eat a little something - not eaten for two days at least! Then I'm going to go crawl back into bed and rest again.

Thanks for the suggestions folks.

Interesting, why a blue whale particularly?

 

[MSH2]

No offense but I tried those Jakeman's a while back and I'd rather be anally violated by a blue whale than try them again.

I agree, my local pharmacist is great. He knows me and my ailments really well but the only stuff he can give me without a prescription is the much weaker stuff. I need the hardcore pseudo that only a doctor can prescribe. Either that or a stick of TNT!

I'm going to try to attempt to eat a little something - not eaten for two days at least! Then I'm going to go crawl back into bed and rest again.

Thanks for the suggestions folks.

They're not the sort of thing anyone would choose recreationally

yeah, eating good, very good, your little immunity dudes need fuel too

 

[MSH2]

Interesting, why a blue whale particularly?

I suspect because it has the largest penis that's ever existed on the planet. Yaknow Go big, or Go Home

 

[Tallulah82]

Interesting, why a blue whale particularly?

I suspect because it has the largest penis that's ever existed on the planet. Yaknow Go big, or Go Home

LOL!!!!

Well, Masher - you are certainly knowledgeable about penis's (plural - peni?) so maybe buggering isn't really a good 'threat'?

 

[MSH2]

LOL!!!!

Well, Masher - you are certainly knowledgeable about penis's (plura - peni?) so maybe buggering isn't really a good 'threat'?

Well I've been playing with a penis (mine before you ask) for decades now, some other knowledge was bound to .......... rub off eventually

 

[Tallulah82]

Well I've been playing with a penis (mine before you ask) for decades now, some other knowledge was bound to .......... rub off eventually

LMAO!!!

me? ask such a personal question? nooooo

I won't push my next question though - as to how you know about the size of a blue whale...

*imagines masher with a ruler one day, then researching on tinternet to see what may compare...*

 

[MSH2]

LMAO!!!

me? ask such a personal question? nooooo

I won't push my next question though - as to how you know about the size of a blue whale...

*imagines masher with a ruler one day, then researching on tinternet to see what may compare...*

I blame QI *nodnods* yeah probably QI my head is full of facts with unconfirmed origins

(and somewhere between elephant and black rhino............ although that may have been a really twisted dream)

 

[Tallulah82]

I blame QI *nodnods* yeah probably QI my head is full of facts with unconfirmed origins

(and somewhere between elephant and black rhino............ although that may have been a really twisted dream)

I love QI but my memory is so shit that I don't retain much random trivia (or even serious information sometimes )

If in doubt - always claim you thought it was a dream

 

[MSH2]

I love QI but my memory is so shit that I don't retain much random trivia (or even serious information sometimes )

If in doubt - always claim you thought it was a dream

I remember daft crap, usually not very useful crap either I remember exactly how long an inch is in metric, can I remember which fucking file has my last payslip? fuckno

Of course, especially the dreams that result in me having a freakishly huge wingwang

 

[Tallulah82]

I remember daft crap, usually not very useful crap either I remember exactly how long an inch is in metric, can I remember which fucking file has my last payslip? fuckno

Of course, especially the dreams that result in me having a freakishly huge wingwang

Haha - ah, see - I am great at my paperwork etc but I do have to live my life by my Filofax and write all appointments/meetings/ to do down otherwise I drop balls

LOL - wingwang??!!!! Sigh.

 

[Tallulah82]

Sigh - I must go and do duties.

Enjoy your evening peeps

 

[MSH2]

Haha - ah, see - I am great at my paperwork etc but I do have to live my life by my Filofax and write all appointments/meetings/ to do down otherwise I drop balls

LOL - wingwang??!!!! Sigh.

Dropped balls are bad, very very bad

I stick stuff to my fridge so I dont forget it And just waht's wrong with my wingwang? hmmmmmm?

 

[MSH2]

Sigh - I must go and do duties.

Enjoy your evening peeps

hope they're not too bad

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Half an hour to eat half a yoghurt.
With that, I'm back to bed.

Night all. Catch you tomorrow.

 

[MSH2]

Half an hour to eat half a yoghurt.
With that, I'm back to bed.

Night all. Catch you tomorrow.

May you dream sweet kinky dreams of cute Burros and flowery meadows

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MSH2]

I had a cold a couple of months ago that really wiped my appetite and made me really ill, it wasn't flu, but I can get very ill with minor things, I didn't eat for a couple of days. I think I mentioned here? I started really liking hot water? This was then, it helped keep my sinuses less painful, and fluid going in to me with out challenging my disappeared appetite, or feeling challenging to my stomach. If you are really finding eating hRd I wonder if that would help? Consommé would be better of course but, lots of people don't keep it in stock.

I;ve had a sniffle for a couple of weeks that just will not fuck off I;m over it, sadly its not over me

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MSH2]

poor you.

Sadly I rarely get just sniffles. . This was during the a and e doctor strike,so however long ago that was) my Doctor was undecided whether to send me in to put me on fluids and I said there was no way I was going to hospital in a time of such pressure for a COLD. . So I drank the hot water. Eventually I managed to drink some chicken soup. That was a sweet moment.

I always have some tomato soup lurking around for emergencies and chicken stock cubes. I try avoid hospitals, nurse fetishes just evaporate the fiftieth time a nurse wants to stick something up your bottom

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MSH2]

I don't mind any procedure really, apart from eye drops but I certainly HATE going in to the hospital.

I've had a couple I dont want again >.< Okay enough hostipals

Hope the day treated you well

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MSH2]

Well, we had to take the dog to the vet which is a veterinary hospital, lol.



I hope you had a good day too! .

I have many been doing serious house cleaning ( for the last fortnight) because my in laws are visiting at the weekend.

I cannot find the summer curtains for the kitchen, which was just annoying me, but now it feels like a major crisis because the curtains in the kitchen aren't going to match. The dust is appearing from nowhere, who is coming keeps changing daily ( some keep certain specific dietary/ food prep / serving requirements some don't, others have health issues which make catering different again....so I am changing menus and crockery etc plans each day and waiting to find out if they are sending someone on Friday to clean the kitchen and crockery with me again for cultural purpose , ( before which it must of course all be REALLY clean and done ...)

I expect to spend much of the weekend hiding in the bedroom!

Ouch >.< and yes better than average

SOunds like a hellish stressful week, culminating in an even more stressful weekend

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]