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kauen said:
Typical British weather, super sunny so I decide to sun myself in the garden a bit, change into something much more summery (and revealing) make myself a nice icy cold drink, get my kindle ready for some reading and of I go.

About 10 mins in and its totally clouded over, the winds picked up and its freezing so I run back inside...damn weather :(
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Oldenburg said:
Hi All

Only just found this thanks to StrangeView 😊

How is everyone today?

G xx
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Hi to the both of you :) - nice to see you here :rose:

I have been on a school trip to a farm - feeling tired and smelly but there is nothing like seeing children enjoying themselves to lift my spirits (even though the weather was meh). I want my bath but am about to go into a meeting - hope I don't smell too much :eek:
 
Gianbattista said:
Frustrated.....a bit annoyed, but compartmentalising ;)
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Hi Elle :rose:

A day with children enjoying simple pleasures of feeding lambs and holding chicks really helped me to compartmentalise...I just need to keep myself busy is all :)
 
Tallulah82 said:
Hi to the both of you :) - nice to see you here :rose:

I have been on a school trip to a farm - feeling tired and smelly but there is nothing like seeing children enjoying themselves to lift my spirits (even though the weather was meh). I want my bath but am about to go into a meeting - hope I don't smell too much :eek:
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Hi
Tallulah82 😊 Nice meeting you..

G xx
 
faraday69 said:
In frustrating meeting today. AAARGH!
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Oh dear - my meeting went well (its always nice to hear praise :D) but now I want nothing more than a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit. No. Wait. Flipping diet. I mean an orange. Yeah. :rolleyes:
 
Jaime_H said:
Hanging as it always does to the left.... I'm not referring to Jeremy Corbyn.

Sorry to hear about your diet......:D
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Good to hear ;)

Sigh, yeah. True confession - I just downed a Bueno... :eek: BUT it wasn't my fault...it was an abandoned one sat lonesome on the shelf. Poor thing. Anyways, I deserve it. Haven't stopped since 7am til now and I kept children alive with wild sheep and ferocious donkeys surrounding us all day...
 
Tallulah82 said:
Good to hear ;)

Sigh, yeah. True confession - I just downed a Bueno... :eek: BUT it wasn't my fault...it was an abandoned one sat lonesome on the shelf. Poor thing. Anyways, I deserve it. Haven't stopped since 7am til now and I kept children alive with wild sheep and ferocious donkeys surrounding us all day...
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What a Milf (meant with affection...) you are.
You deserve to put your feet up.
 
Jaime_H said:
What a Milf (meant with affection...) you are.
You deserve to put your feet up.
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LMAO!!!

Erm, my protective Bear Grylls style survival today was in my professional role - not with mine own haha. So now, calling me a MILF referring to my work life must make you quite the PERV...:eek:
 
Tallulah82 said:
LMAO!!!

Erm, my protective Bear Grylls style survival today was in my professional role - not with mine own haha. So now, calling me a MILF referring to my work life must make you quite the PERV...:eek:
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See.... what do I know about anything.........:D
 
Jaime_H said:
You forgot the "And hung like a donkey".... bit.

Actually better not. You already mentioned ferocious donkeys.
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Oh am sorry. I thought that was a given. But if you would like me to advocate for you or be your side-kick to attract the females then I shall try again:

Oooh Jaime_H - you are so damned clever AND hung like a donkey! Damn boy - you are ALL that!

Better?
 
Tallulah82 said:
Oh am sorry. I thought that was a given. But if you would like me to advocate for you or be your side-kick to attract the females then I shall try again:

Oooh Jaime_H - you are so damned clever AND hung like a donkey! Damn boy - you are ALL that!

Better?
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Hum.... I think you laid it with a trowel there.....:rolleyes:

Subtlety not your forte.....? :D
 
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