UK thread part 2

[AWonkyDonkey]

All this talk of chips is making me hungry. I'm going to be good (as usual!) and have a salad for dinner...

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Oh, who am I kidding?! I'll find something in the freezer and nuke it in the oven. Fine dining? Pah!

And hello Tallulah! Careful with the dancing, you almost had my eye out.

 

[Tallulah82]

All this talk of chips is making me hungry. I'm going to be good (as usual!) and have a salad for dinner...

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Oh, who am I kidding?! I'll find something in the freezer and nuke it in the oven. Fine dining? Pah!

And hello Tallulah! Careful with the dancing, you almost had my eye out.

Hey - if you cannot handle my moves then keep out of my way

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hey - if you cannot handle my moves then keep out of my way

I don't mind getting squished, but I'd like to keep my eyesight.


Psssst. Love you really!

 

[Tallulah82]

I don't mind getting squished, but I'd like to keep my eyesight.


Psssst. Love you really!

Your eyesight would be safe - but your mind would be blown with witnessing my awesomeness in interpretive dance form

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Your eyesight would be safe - but your mind would be blown with witnessing my awesomeness in interpretive dance form

My mind would be double-y blown if you could pull off the Funky Chicken.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I am a culinary genius! I opened a tin of Chicken Noodle soup, whacked some toast in and then rubbed garlic over it. Orgasmic! Almost better than sex!

 

[Tallulah82]

I am a culinary genius! I opened a tin of Chicken Noodle soup, whacked some toast in and then rubbed garlic over it. Orgasmic! Almost better than sex!

Hold on - you rubbed garlic on your toast??

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hold on - you rubbed garlic on your toast??

Mhmmm. Instant garlic bread. *pats stomach*

 

[Tallulah82]

Mhmmm. Instant garlic bread. *pats stomach*

Lol. Oh. I think i can smell you from here

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Lol. Oh. I think i can smell you from here

The sweet smell of a winner, baby! Whew yeah..

*coughs meekly*

 

[Jaime_H]

I am a culinary genius! I opened a tin of Chicken Noodle soup, whacked some toast in and then rubbed garlic over it. Orgasmic! Almost better than sex!

Which means that sex is better. Can't beat garlc bread though.....

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Which means that sex is better. Can't beat garlc bread though.....

I know, who'd have thought it? Garlic Bread?! ...

Garlic...?
And bread?!

Madness.

 

[Tallulah82]

Which means that sex is better. Can't beat garlc bread though.....

Hmm. So you would put garlic bread over sex? Am surprised if you men are getting laid at all with being so smelly

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hmm. So you would put garlic bread over sex? Am surprised if you men are getting laid at all with being so smelly

This Wonky Donkey hasn't sowed his oats for a while!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'd eat the garlic AND have sex. Why either or? Just both eat the garlic, it's not a problem. . Wonkey, your method is respectable and proven. .

There is a Gaelic theme here too, g accidentally dug a bit of fresh garlic up in the garden aiming for a weed, so he is having that, and was munching on the stem in the garden. The smell was delicious and fresh.

I had a wonderful afternoon sleep today, that for me was better than sex. I can hardly stay awake now. IF G doesn't hurry up I will be asleep before he finds me this evening I think.

I once tried wild garlic shoots. They had a much more delicate flavour that the bulbs of garlic but either way, I'm an addict.

*Google's for Garlic Anonymous.*

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

It's a shame they are so hard to get hold of.

Indeed. I'd buy them all the time if they were available.

 

[Tallulah82]

Good morning all!!!!

Prepping for a day of cocktails in York - mmhmm

 

[longbow200033]

Good morning all!!!!

Prepping for a day of cocktails in York - mmhmm

Hope York is sunny for you

 

[Friendlymann]

Good morning all!!!!

Prepping for a day of cocktails in York - mmhmm

Peering out from under the rain clouds, tea to hand, am I envious? You bet!

Have fun!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Good Morning everyone, I'm finally awake. I barely slept last night so I made up for it with a few cheeky hours from 7am.

I hope everyone has a lovely day - Tallulah, I know you're probably half-cut already but behave yourself.

 

[Friendlymann]

Good Morning everyone, I'm finally awake. I barely slept last night so I made up for it with a few cheeky hours from 7am.

I hope everyone has a lovely day - Tallulah, I know you're probably half-cut already but behave yourself.

Was lack of sleep self inflicted, and therefore no sympathy due?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Was lack of sleep self inflicted, and therefore no sympathy due?

Nope. Entirely non-self inflicted. Pain.

 

[Friendlymann]

Nope. Entirely non-self inflicted. Pain.

Not good, I hope you get some relief through the day (no, not that kind of relief, well, not from me anyway!)