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Jaime_H said:
Googled it:

The same age as my tongue, and a bit older than my teeth
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Until recently, I was under the impression that your heart was the size of your clenched fist. It seems all these years, I've been sadly mistaken.
 
AWonkyDonkey said:
Until recently, I was under the impression that your heart was the size of your clenched fist. It seems all these years, I've been sadly mistaken.
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Nah - my heart is a shrivelled stone the size of a walnut - my hand however can hold a whole BAG of walnuts :D
 
Jaime_H said:
I've got big feet but small wrists. What does that tell you?
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LMAO!!! I know what it tells ME but I cannot possibly say it out loud on here..

ah fuck it - so, your <ahem> is large but you cannot pleasure yourself because you have no strength in your teeny tiny limp wrists...

Aw babe - I do feel sorry for you, so frustrating I bet :(
 
Tallulah82 said:
Oh - be warned - your arrow would shatter against my stoniness...
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I think it would too. *cracks open a book on innuendo and flicks a few pages...*

I'll just have to spear some other part of you.

Smooth, yes? I thought so. That went well. *whistles innocently and looks rather pleased* :D
 
LOL - ooooh, I WILL control myself here. I am NOT a child with a new toy.

Jaime - you gunna regret this :eek:

but I shall give you my very first ever flower since you were the one to unleash the beast - :rose: ah and a kiss cos am feeling a bit lightheaded with glee :kiss:

Ok. Am done :D
 
Takes a bow for her achievements and waits for applause for learning something that everyone else already could do...

:rolleyes:
 
Tallulah82 said:
I know right???!!! But I had a good teacher - mmhmm :D
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You did. If it was I teaching you, I'd have given you the basic instructions and then gone to sit behind my desk and watch porn on my phone. That's what teachers do these days isn't it?

Sorry, I need to snap out of my fantasy.
 
AWonkyDonkey said:
You did. If it was I teaching you, I'd have given you the basic instructions and then gone to sit behind my desk and watch porn on my phone. That's what teachers do these days isn't it?

Sorry, I need to snap out of my fantasy.
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I am ignoring this post as it hits too many wrong buttons for me :p
 
Well time is a-ticking and I aint getting any younger so I should really go and be busy :D

May crawl back here later if I am still awake - night all :kiss:
 
Tallulah82 said:
Well time is a-ticking and I aint getting any younger so I should really go and be busy :D

May crawl back here later if I am still awake - night all :kiss:
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G'night Tal :kiss:

I reckon I'm going to watch a DVD. I've still to finish Star Wars.
 
Gianbattista said:
It's beautiful here. But.....I've had some trouble convincing my bedfellows ( all animal as G is not here ) to get up this morning.
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It's freezing here! *shudders*

I'm also looking after a poorly dog and I need some sleep! *rests head in arms and snoozes*
 
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