UK thread part 2

[Tallulah82]

It might only be a digital kiss now, but I got your front door key and had some more cut so I can stalk you at my leisure. Who knows, if you're a lucky girl, you may wake up to find me standing over you (in my trademark balaclava and taser in hand) and swapping a digital one for a real one. Muahaaha.

I don't know whether that made sense or not. Pfft. You know what I meant.

LOL. It made as much sense as you normally do

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

LOL. It made as much sense as you normally do

Phew! That's alright then. Thought I looked like a rambling lunatic for a moment then... Oh wait.

 

[Tallulah82]

Portsnouth is a nice place to be... really close for me.. do give me a shout if you need a terrible tour guide!

Haha. Wow. Are you in advertising? I don't know if I can resist the offer of a terrible tour guide...

Never been before but my big bro lives there and he is getting married. Depending on hangover levels - I will have 1-2 days to get out and about to explore

 

[Tallulah82]

Phew! That's alright then. Thought I looked like a rambling lunatic for a moment then... Ohbwaot.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Damn spelling monster strikes again! Right, I'm off to attempt to drown myself in a scalding bath! I'll be back later on, if I can keep my eyes open!

And PS - I'd love to see the North York Moors. Especially in the depths of winter with tons of snow about!

 

[grist_159]

Haha. Wow. Are you in advertising? I don't know if I can resist the offer of a terrible tour guide...

Never been before but my big bro lives there and he is getting married. Depending on hangover levels - I will have 1-2 days to get out and about to explore

I'd make a terrible advertiser... 1-2 days should just about be enough to bask in the place... hope that the weather is good and don't forget your card - you will be needing it in gunwharf!

You ( we if you do decide to judge on my directions and hire me) could also consider skipping to isle of wight

 

[grist_159]

Damn spelling monster strikes again! Right, I'm off to attempt to drown myself in a scalding bath! I'll be back later on, if I can keep my eyes open!

And PS - I'd love to see the North York Moors. Especially in the depths of winter with tons of snow about!

You could join me then if i decide to go.. dig me out whenever i get buried in

 

[Tallulah82]

I'd make a terrible advertiser... 1-2 days should just about be enough to bask in the place... hope that the weather is good and don't forget your card - you will be needing it in gunwharf!

You ( we if you do decide to judge on my directions and hire me) could also consider skipping to isle of wight

Lol. Oh, I am soooo not a shopper - and certainly not designer. Far more interesting things to think about

Erm. Hold on - I thought you were offering your services as a goodwill thing? you are charging me now??? Is this what I am to expect darn sarf? "let me help you with that - now that will be £20." Hmm.

*but the isle of wight does sound interesting...*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You could join me then if i decide to go.. dig me out whenever i get buried in

You'll be the one digging me out! I'm not called Wonky for nothing!

Right, I'm really gone now.

 

[grist_159]

Lol. Oh, I am soooo not a shopper - and certainly not designer. Far more interesting things to think about

Erm. Hold on - I thought you were offering your services as a goodwill thing? you are charging me now??? Is this what I am to expect darn sarf? "let me help you with that - now that will be £20." Hmm.

*but the isle of wight does sound interesting...*

Tolerating me would be the fee... oh yes, two days is a good time to go around isle of Wight... better option than portsmouth

 

[Tallulah82]

You'll be the one digging me out! I'm not called Wonky for nothing!

Right, I'm really gone now.

LOL. Yeah Grist - he really is Wonky in all respects I wouldn't trust him to be my Mountain Rescue hero

 

[Tallulah82]

Tolerating me would be the fee... oh yes, two days is a good time to go around isle of Wight... better option than portsmouth

Ok - so what exactly is on the isle of wight???

and what ship is moored at Portsmouth atm? I have missed the Mary Rose haven't I? Is the HMS Warrior there now?

 

[grist_159]

Ok - so what exactly is on the isle of wight???

and what ship is moored at Portsmouth atm? I have missed the Mary Rose haven't I? Is the HMS Warrior there now?

You have the HMS warrior and the HMS victory over here...

What you wish to do in he isle would depend on what are your interests, it has lots of beaches, natural spots and a few touristy spots

 

[Tallulah82]

You have the HMS warrior and the HMS victory over here...

What you wish to do in he isle would depend on what are your interests, it has lots of beaches, natural spots and a few touristy spots

Ah. Well, I am far more interested in nature than touristy spots - love beaches but not to sit and sun bathe on, more for walks along the shoreline.

All sounds soooo lovely and tempting. But I suspect that the beer the night before will be calling my name loudly

 

[grist_159]

Ah. Well, I am far more interested in nature than touristy spots - love beaches but not to sit and sun bathe on, more for walks along the shoreline.

All sounds soooo lovely and tempting. But I suspect that the beer the night before will be calling my name loudly

Your guide will have a trumpet ready to wake you up... and probably something for the hangover

 

[Tallulah82]

Your guide will have a trumpet ready to wake you up... and probably something for the hangover

Haha - you think I wont punch you if you try to wake me up with a trumpet even on a morning when I am not hungover???

There is only one cure for a hangover. Bacon sammich and HUGE mug of builders tea

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Your guide will have a trumpet ready to wake you up... and probably something for the hangover

I'm in the midlands

 

[grist_159]

Haha - you think I wont punch you if you try to wake me up with a trumpet even on a morning when I am not hungover???

There is only one cure for a hangover. Bacon sammich and HUGE mug of builders tea

Pretty sure we can find that somewhere in portsmouth before heading for the ferry!

 

[grist_159]

I'm in the midlands

You should come down south too.... the three of us could get lost, thanks to my misinformed directions

Or maybe you would lie to dig me out of the snowy moors of york ( since wonky wont be able to help me)

 

[grist_159]

I'm in the midlands

Do you know any place to visit in the midlands as a retreat?

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Your guide will have a trumpet ready to wake you up... and probably something for the hangover

Do you know any place to visit in the midlands as a retreat?

Iron bridge is nice

Worcester has a few nice places of avoid city centre

 

[MSH2]

*shuffles in*

 

[grist_159]

Iron bridge is nice

Worcester has a few nice places of avoid city centre

Worchester sounds like a good place to add to the list... is it just the bridge in iron bridge?

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Worchester sounds like a good place to add to the list... is it just the bridge in iron bridge?

No there's museums and stuff too if you like it

 

[grist_159]

No there's museums and stuff too if you like it

I love it when there is some history behind it.. wil look more into the bridge, might be fascinating