Haha, different colour but yes! Right down to the guilty look and everything. I think you need to meet my dog one day, and no... That isn't a euphemism people.
Have you seen my profile pic, Tal?
To post pics on Lit, at the bottom of the page, you should see a button called "Manage attachments". Click on that and upload your desired picture and HEY PRESTO! it'll attach to your post.
Oh. BTW. You got mail
One is instantly going on my profile!
Nice tits! Thanks for sending me a pic of them. Oops, should I have said that?
The other things you sent me, I love them.
It worked!
LOL. Oh stop it.
Not my tits.
My husbands obvs.
Yay!!! Oh i feel such a clever girl!!!
Celebration time. Mint choc ice-cream
Ha. I KNEW it!! You have just contraDICKted your profile pic
God. I forget how uncouth you are. I am NOT spoiling my mint choc chip icecream with kiddie choc sauce and sprinkles. Sigh.
Yeah but I didn't realise that they were male tits. They looked so feminine....
And who said the sauce and sprinkles were for the ice cream?! There you go, being all presumptuous!
Well one of us has got to be feminine
Oh. Erm. Erm. *hesitantly hands wonky sauce and sprinkles*
I do not want to know.
Muahahahahaa! My work is done.
Btw. Where is everyone else tonight. Have we (I) scared them off?
Changed my mind.
THAT right there is the problem. Stop it. Take a chill pill boy.
Oh - no, don't close the sites on my account - go and play
Just don't hump my leg as you do it
LOL. Fuck. You stalking my phone too?? I thought i heard it shriek
Ha! Well I paid good money for the PI. He got your number so I thought I'd use it.
Ha. Gunna retire now. Goodnight you relentless ass
*waves*Good morning UKers
