UK thread part 2

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Haha, different colour but yes! Right down to the guilty look and everything. I think you need to meet my dog one day, and no... That isn't a euphemism people.

Have you seen my profile pic, Tal? :D

To post pics on Lit, at the bottom of the page, you should see a button called "Manage attachments". Click on that and upload your desired picture and HEY PRESTO! it'll attach to your post. :kiss:


Hmm. Ok. I'll have a quick look and test now...

Oh. BTW. You got mail :D
 
Well tell your husband that he has a cracking pair of knockers.


Bring some for me please! With extra chocolate sauce and hundreds of thousands.

Ha. I KNEW it!! You have just contraDICKted your profile pic :eek:

God. I forget how uncouth you are. I am NOT spoiling my mint choc chip icecream with kiddie choc sauce and sprinkles. Sigh.
 
Ha. I KNEW it!! You have just contraDICKted your profile pic :eek:

God. I forget how uncouth you are. I am NOT spoiling my mint choc chip icecream with kiddie choc sauce and sprinkles. Sigh.

Yeah but I didn't realise that they were male tits. They looked so feminine....

And who said the sauce and sprinkles were for the ice cream?! There you go, being all presumptuous! ;)
 
Yeah but I didn't realise that they were male tits. They looked so feminine....

And who said the sauce and sprinkles were for the ice cream?! There you go, being all presumptuous! ;)

Well one of us has got to be feminine :rolleyes:

Oh. Erm. Erm. *hesitantly hands wonky sauce and sprinkles*

I do not want to know.
 
Well one of us has got to be feminine :rolleyes:

Oh. Erm. Erm. *hesitantly hands wonky sauce and sprinkles*

I do not want to know.

Look out of your window, you'll see me rubbing the sauce over my body, shaking the sprinkles all over... Mmm.

All I need is a flake stuck somewhere and Mr Whippy will want me!
 
Muahahahahaa! My work is done. :devil:

Btw. Where is everyone else tonight. Have we (I) scared them off?

Erm. No. I do believe that it is I who scares people off. Sigh.
Everybody likes a donkey. Nobody likes a loudmouthed, sarcastic, flirty bitch. *shrugs* dunno why.
 
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