UK thread part 2

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G'afternoon guys 'n' girls. How are we all?

A question for you. Why is it that people always knock on your door when you're as naked as the day you were born?

I mean, I know everyone wants a piece of this fine ass, but c'mon! :D
 
G'afternoon guys 'n' girls. How are we all?

A question for you. Why is it that people always knock on your door when you're as naked as the day you were born?

I mean, I know everyone wants a piece of this fine ass, but c'mon! :D

Was it Jehovah's witness donkey ? It's always them knocking
 
G'afternoon guys 'n' girls. How are we all?

A question for you. Why is it that people always knock on your door when you're as naked as the day you were born?

I mean, I know everyone wants a piece of this fine ass, but c'mon! :D

Was it Jehovah's witness donkey ? It's always them knocking

And how come nobody knocks on your door when they're as naked as the day they were born? :D
 
G'afternoon guys 'n' girls. How are we all?

A question for you. Why is it that people always knock on your door when you're as naked as the day you were born?

I mean, I know everyone wants a piece of this fine ass, but c'mon! :D
Murphy's Law.

Good afternon Wonky, better than yesterday thanks, but feeling a bit wrung out. :)
 
Was it Jehovah's witness donkey ? It's always them knocking

It wasn't them, Hunny. It was the local paper asking if I want to have a copy delivered. I felt like telling him I'd rather use it as loo paper than read it. :p

And how come nobody knocks on your door when they're as naked as the day they were born? :D

I know! I'm constantly hoping I open my door to find Scarlett Johansson waiting for me, not a stitch of clothing upon her.

Hmm, I wonder if she likes donkeys?

Murphy's Law.

Good afternon Wonky, better than yesterday thanks, but feeling a bit wrung out. :)

I'm glad you're feeling a little better. I slept horribly but just doing the same as yesterday and relaxing. That's what I was going to do when the door went, to jump in ze bath.
 
Good morning, you two.

How are we all today? I'm trying to wake up properly - however I have a sneaking feeling that it might be unsuccessful. :D
 
Morning all :)

So bloody angry this morning. I heard of yet another person who's fallen through the cracks of the disability benefits labyrynth. Not just that, but news of her sporadic and very modest level earnings reached the tax office (malicious call), and it's been assumed that those were regular and she's being docked several times more than she's ever earnt in a year. :mad:

Next move, helping her out with the form for something she really could have claimed long ago; not because she's dim or illiterate, but because describing in detail how badly something affects you is grim enough without doing it alone.

Okay, get dressed, get the groceries, then catch up with some lost sleep from the last week or so - bye!
 
Morning all :)

So bloody angry this morning. I heard of yet another person who's fallen through the cracks of the disability benefits labyrynth. Not just that, but news of her sporadic and very modest level earnings reached the tax office (malicious call), and it's been assumed that those were regular and she's being docked several times more than she's ever earnt in a year. :mad:

Next move, helping her out with the form for something she really could have claimed long ago; not because she's dim or illiterate, but because describing in detail how badly something affects you is grim enough without doing it alone.

Okay, get dressed, get the groceries, then catch up with some lost sleep from the last week or so - bye!

It's almost as if the cracks are put there deliberately...


You're doing a good thing helping her :)
 
Hey guys, just popping in for a quickie.

What is everyone up to today? I'm preparing for an early start tomorrow. Am driving to Hull to take part in a three hour endurance race on pro go-karts.
 
Evening hunny.. hope you had a good day..

You should visit bath again gent.... before the weather degrades
 
Hello everyone.

I was sort of beginning to think people were avoiding me. I even put on more deodorant. :D
I'm glad you had a great time gristle - I've never been to Bath but there's plenty of time yet. :)

Well, I'm going to be a 100% party animal and go to sleep. I have an early start tomorrow - I'll give you a hint... My alarm plays the Mission Impossible theme tune. That should tell you how hard it is for me to wake up early - not including pain!

So I wish you lot a happy night. Have fun :)
 
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