UK Lit's

[ukniceguy]

I hear it can be cold at night so can i be your hot water bottle?

Where'd you get to all day then?

I have the prospect of a whole day completely alone in the office today; keep me company and I'll smuggle you out in my suitcase honey

 

[ukniceguy]

Need a porter to carry your bags?

I'm travelling light mate, sorry!

 

[Guest]

Where'd you get to all day then?

I have the prospect of a whole day completely alone in the office today; keep me company and I'll smuggle you out in my suitcase honey

Hark who's talking. I have been on here an hour and where are you??? I have got to go to work now and you know I can't use lit while I am there.

I don't know, promises to keep me company, offers suitcase space and then buggers off!! There is a name for you UKNG - Pussy Tease LOL

 

[AdamA_8]

Good morning everyone. I have an early new year's resolution - to have more fun of every sort - so if anyone needs a spare pair of hands (or anything else) and is within reach, feel free!

 

[aldr]

Penguins?

Dangerous creatures those penguins.. can give you a nasty nip! Especially if you are only twice their height!

lil buggers!

Aldr

 

[ukniceguy]

Hark who's talking. I have been on here an hour and where are you??? I have got to go to work now and you know I can't use lit while I am there.

I don't know, promises to keep me company, offers suitcase space and then buggers off!! There is a name for you UKNG - Pussy Tease LOL

LMAO Pussy-tease?! That's a first for me! LOL

I tried to get you all yesterday afternoon honey, but you'd vanished. Only then you reappeared moments after I left the office! LOL Cynics would say it's all planned...

We obviously need to synchronise ourselves. I suggest a face-to-face meeting to discuss this matter further

I'll probably not manage to get on here much after today, and then I'm off on hols. for a few days on Sunday, back in the UK on Sat. 10th Jan. Hopefully you'll remember who I am then, and we can resume where we left off

Take care, and Happy New Year

 

[Guest]

LMAO Pussy-tease?! That's a first for me! LOL

I tried to get you all yesterday afternoon honey, but you'd vanished. Only then you reappeared moments after I left the office! LOL Cynics would say it's all planned...

We obviously need to synchronise ourselves. I suggest a face-to-face meeting to discuss this matter further

I'll probably not manage to get on here much after today, and then I'm off on hols. for a few days on Sunday, back in the UK on Sat. 10th Jan. Hopefully you'll remember who I am then, and we can resume where we left off

Take care, and Happy New Year

I would not plan to miss you sexy, just could not get peace and quiet nor the puter!!!

Face to face uh why not to

I will try my best to remember you but with so many sexy men around it might be hard!!!

 

[ukniceguy]

I would not plan to miss you sexy, just could not get peace and quiet nor the puter!!!

Face to face uh why not to

I will try my best to remember you but with so many sexy men around it might be hard!!!

Heheheheh, I'll have to do my best to make an impression then won't I?

Sod to , how about to ?

xxx

 

[Guest]

Heheheheh, I'll have to do my best to make an impression then won't I?

Sod to , how about to ?

xxx

Don't forget to as well.

 

[ukniceguy]

Don't forget to as well.

Abso-fucking-lutely

 

[mark197205]

Re: Penguins?

Dangerous creatures those penguins.. can give you a nasty nip! Especially if you are only twice their height!

lil buggers!

Aldr

Too true.

Fortunately i am more than twice the height of a penguin

 

[mark197205]

Hark who's talking. I have been on here an hour and where are you??? I have got to go to work now and you know I can't use lit while I am there.

I don't know, promises to keep me company, offers suitcase space and then buggers off!! There is a name for you UKNG - Pussy Tease LOL

Looks like the "fox" has your number Nice Guy

 

[Guest]

Looks like the "fox" has your number Nice Guy

Are you giving me yours too???

Happy New Year

 

[ukniceguy]

She certainly does

 

[big salami]

I will try my best to remember you but with so many sexy men around it might be hard!!!

Well sweety, with such a sexy lil' fox around it IS hard I can assure you!! ALL the time too!

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Place these where they'll do most good!

 

[big salami]

Are you giving me yours too???

Happy New Year

What about mine?? don't you want mine?? I want you to have mine!!


(or for me to have yours!!)

and no mark this isn't aimed at you!! LOL


or you UKNG, Happy New Year btw!

 

[mark197205]

What about mine?? don't you want mine?? I want you to have mine!!


(or for me to have yours!!)

and no mark this isn't aimed at you!! LOL


or you UKNG, Happy New Year btw!

Good cos i dont want yours either!

 

[mark197205]

Are you giving me yours too???

Happy New Year

Oh so where does that put me third choice or is it forth?

 

[big salami]

Oh so where does that put me third choice or is it forth?

You're that high?????




HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone!!

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

You're that high?????




HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone!!

Just What I Was Going To Say

 

[mark197205]

You're that high?????




HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone!!

I'll take whatever position i can get til i eliminate the opposition

btw HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

I'll take whatever position i can get til i eliminate the opposition

btw HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Only I know what order you are ALL in in my little black book

 

[ukniceguy]

Happy New Year to all of you

 

[Bob Briton]

OOh my!
There has been a lot of big words on this page.

Happy New Year!!

I'm back and eager to catch up.

Arrgh...I'm now out of beer...perhaps time for some Horlicks.

Have I missed anything exciting?

 

[big salami]

OOh my!
There has been a lot of big words on this page.

Happy New Year!!

I'm back and eager to catch up.

Arrgh...I'm now out of beer...perhaps time for some Horlicks.

Have I missed anything exciting?

I guess that you haven't judging by the speed and (non) content of the replies!!