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[ukniceguy]

I quit my job

Short n' sweet WB, any reason?

 

[Guest]

Uuuhhhh.... another sore head.... Office Christmas do last night, got verrrry drunk, and am consequently hungover with a mouth like a badger's arse....

Needing nursing back to health my somebody female, naughty and undressed

Hi Nice Guy

will "2 out of 3" do??? I can manage the female and naughty bits but this "ole house" is too draughty to be naked at the computer.

Merry eve of xmas eve to whoever is about.

I am going now before I post any more pathetic song lines

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

I quit my job

"WHY"

 

[ukniceguy]

Hi Nice Guy

will "2 out of 3" do??? I can manage the female and naughty bits but this "ole house" is too draughty to be naked at the computer.

Merry eve of xmas eve to whoever is about.

I am going now before I post any more pathetic song lines

Hey there BFL, I'm here! I'm here! Have you gone?! lol

I thought I was the only Shakin' Stevens fan here...

Get your sexy bum back here now

 

[Guest]

Hey there BFL, I'm here! I'm here! Have you gone?! lol

I thought I was the only Shakin' Stevens fan here...

Get your sexy bum back here now

sorry nice guy

been a bit tied up this evening, shame as I love the way you requested my presence

btw i seem to have become either Blue or Foxy

 

[mark197205]

Morning all, hope your all ok just off to bed after a really looooooong day at work, oh well one more day to go back in in 4 hours 40 minutes

 

[EuroChik]

Wannabe a Brit

H'lo all! 24/f, American, but have visited Britain and hope to move there someday, at least for a year or two. I'd love to peek in now and then I'm always looking for new... friends
Jessica

 

[ukniceguy]

sorry nice guy

been a bit tied up this evening, shame as I love the way you requested my presence

btw i seem to have become either Blue or Foxy

Aw... Blue, I was behaving disgracefully last night as well... it would have been even better to show someone what I was up to!

I shall have to wait even longer to get my hands on you then. Nevermind, I can be patient

xxxx

 

[ukniceguy]

Re: Wannabe a Brit

H'lo all! 24/f, American, but have visited Britain and hope to move there someday, at least for a year or two. I'd love to peek in now and then I'm always looking for new... friends
Jessica

Heheheh, welcome Jessica, you're more than welcum in here; we're a very ... friendly bunch

 

[big salami]

Re: Wannabe a Brit

H'lo all! 24/f, American, but have visited Britain and hope to move there someday, at least for a year or two. I'd love to peek in now and then I'm always looking for new... friends
Jessica

Hiya Jessica, welcome to honorary Britship! I know you'll be more than welcome here and also we'd love to see you in the oldest (we think) UK thread "The uk's online directory" Hope to see you there sometime but, in the meanwhile may I wish you, on behalf of all of us Brits a very Merry Christmas!

 

[Guest]

Aw... Blue, I was behaving disgracefully last night as well... it would have been even better to show someone what I was up to!

I shall have to wait even longer to get my hands on you then. Nevermind, I can be patient

xxxx

if you are going to be (the) patient could i play nurse????

((((Nice Guy))))
(((((BS)))))
((((anyone else about))))

Happy Christmas to you all

 

[EuroChik]

Thanks

Thank you to BS and UKNG! I feel so very welcome Happy Christmas to all!

Jessica

 

[big salami]

if you are going to be (the) patient could i play nurse????

((((Nice Guy))))
(((((BS)))))
((((anyone else about))))

Happy Christmas to you all

Hello foxy one, thanks for your seasonal greetings which are heartilly reciprocated.

You can come and take my temperature and blood pressure any time sweetie but, if you're going to wear a naughty nurses outfit (I hope! ) My blood pressure will be sky high!!

x12

 

[big salami]

Re: Thanks

Thank you to BS and UKNG! I feel so very welcome Happy Christmas to all!

Jessica

So pleased you feel welcome Jessica because you are sweetie, have a wonderful Christmas hun.

 

[mark197205]

Re: Wannabe a Brit

H'lo all! 24/f, American, but have visited Britain and hope to move there someday, at least for a year or two. I'd love to peek in now and then I'm always looking for new... friends
Jessica

Well hello Jessica and welcome to Lit, consider yourself an honorary brit your always welcome to post alongside the rest of us.

Merry Christmas to one and all.

 

[mark197205]

if you are going to be (the) patient could i play nurse????

((((Nice Guy))))
(((((BS)))))
((((anyone else about))))

Happy Christmas to you all

Did someone say nurse??

 

[big salami]

Did someone say nurse??

Get in the next bed to me mark and once the blue foxy nurse has taken my temp. and blood pressure and given me the requisite massage to reduce blood pressure, I'll send her along to you!!

seconds again though mate, sorry!!


Hope you're done for Christmas now, you probbly need some
nursing by now!!

 

[mark197205]

Get in the next bed to me mark and once the blue foxy nurse has taken my temp. and blood pressure and given me the requisite massage to reduce blood pressure, I'll send her along to you!!

seconds again though mate, sorry!!


Hope you're done for Christmas now, you probbly need some
nursing by now!!

LOL!!
Am sort of done, finished tonight at 6, but am on call if the alarms go off til 6pm tomorrow in fact just got back from there now after getting called out. At least they are making it worth my while £50 for being on call + £30 for each call out.

 

[Guest]

Good evening (gentle)men

Happy Xmas to you, the other 'regulars' and all the lurkers.

'Nurse' Foxy

 

[big salami]

LOL!!
Am sort of done, finished tonight at 6, but am on call if the alarms go off til 6pm tomorrow in fact just got back from there now after getting called out. At least they are making it worth my while £50 for being on call + £30 for each call out.

So mate, how many false calls were made from a phone near you during your "on call" period then?

If I'd known before, I would have made a couple too (for a cut of the action of course! )

Hope you've had a great Chrimbo!!


Hope everyone's had a great Chrimbo?

 

[big salami]

Good evening (gentle)men

Happy Xmas to you, the other 'regulars' and all the lurkers.

'Nurse' Foxy

Hiya foxy Nurse, would you be so kind as to come and take my pulse, it's very weak in the usual places but, I can direct you to a spot that is throbbing quite hard!!

 

[hob_knob]

Nice to see a huge UK community on here!

 

[Guest]

Hiya foxy Nurse, would you be so kind as to come and take my pulse, it's very weak in the usual places but, I can direct you to a spot that is throbbing quite hard!!

Nursie is a little drunk so may miss the spot and end up anywhere

Happy Xmas you daft bugger

 

[big salami]

Nursie is a little drunk so may miss the spot and end up anywhere

Happy Xmas you daft bugger

Haw haw, No probs nursie, just jump in next to me and I'll soon inject you with something to sober you up!.........................fast!!

 

[big salami]

Nice to see a huge UK community on here!

Hello HK, I see you're finding your way around quite well!

There is a large number of Brits posting on lit so, pay yer money and take yer choice!! LOL