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[WantonWitch]

Just finished washing the car, now having a beer before lunch.

Sounds good

Hiya Blue.......

 

[ukniceguy]

Evening UK people, how's everyone this evening? I'm full of Sunday roast and wine, but am strangely frisky

 

[WantonWitch]

Evening UK people, how's everyone this evening? I'm full of Sunday roast and wine, but am strangely frisky

Nothing new there then

 

[Guest]

Evening UK people, how's everyone this evening? I'm full of Sunday roast and wine, but am strangely frisky

evening nice guy

i don't think I have had the pleasure of making your aquaintance yet so here is a little to say hello.

just joining you in the wine and always frisky!!!

 

[Guest]

Afternoon ladies and gents

talking of hunky guys, the Tigers in particular I have just taken a naughty peek at my christmas present. The tigers 2005 calendar is all moody black and white shots. It does not reveal as much as I would like but I suppose they could hardly do a porno. lol

However, they are upper body shots of various players and I shallreport back as soon as I have checked them out properly

Ladies,

just wanted to give you that report I promised on the Tigers calendar

phwoooar

mr January is Leon Lloyd, black, slim, fast (he is a winger/full back) pecs to die for and a nasty scar on his shoulder that I would love to kiss better

mr february is Will Skinner, shaven, muscular, 5'11" 20 year old blond GOD (i so love younger men)

the best simply has to be mr august - Ollie Smith (don't look at his squad photo on the tigers site 'cos it does not look like the same bloke) 6'1", blond, 22years old, shaven (spotted the pattern yet??) goodness he is hot

I think this calendar will be around along time after 2005 ends but it may be getting a bit tatty

 

[big salami]

Ladies,

(i so love younger men)

Ahem.. Well, I've been having "UNbirthdays" for quite a few years now so, I'm back to just turned 16!!


Any good??

 

[Guest]

Ladies,

(i so love younger men)

Ahem.. Well, I've been having "UNbirthdays" for quite a few years now so, I'm back to just turned 16!!


Any good??

been a few years since I had a teenager, in fact I must have still been one myself at the time

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

been a few years since I had a teenager, in fact I must have still been one myself at the time

I'm going to have a teenager next year, my daughter turns 13.


Ha ha ha Ha ha Fooled you

 

[WantonWitch]

I'm going to have a teenager next year, my daughter turns 13.


Ha ha ha Ha ha Fooled you

Oh dear... now the fun begins FRENCHIE

Hiya Blue, that calender sounds ummm.... very interesting

 

[big salami]

I'm going to have a teenager next year, my daughter turns 13.


Ha ha ha Ha ha Fooled you

In the context of what I said FRENCHIE, that would make her 31!!

Just turned, see???

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Ladies,

just wanted to give you that report I promised on the Tigers calendar

phwoooar

mr January is Leon Lloyd, black, slim, fast (he is a winger/full back) pecs to die for and a nasty scar on his shoulder that I would love to kiss better

mr february is Will Skinner, shaven, muscular, 5'11" 20 year old blond GOD (i so love younger men)

the best simply has to be mr august - Ollie Smith (don't look at his squad photo on the tigers site 'cos it does not look like the same bloke) 6'1", blond, 22years old, shaven (spotted the pattern yet??) goodness he is hot

I think this calendar will be around along time after 2005 ends but it may be getting a bit tatty

I'd rather have a calender of.................
............. Jenifer Ellison

 

[big salami]

I'd rather have a calender of.................
............. Jenifer Ellison

OH YERRRSS INDEED, DEFFERABLY!!

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

OH YERRRSS INDEED, DEFFERABLY!!

She was the only reason I used to watch Brookside

 

[big salami]

She was the only reason I used to watch Brookside

they had a calender of her on Brookside?

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

they had a calender of her on Brookside?

Actually I think you will find if you go in one of those calender shops that spring up around xmas time they sell them

 

[big salami]

Actually I think you will find if you go in one of those calender shops that spring up around xmas time they sell them

LOL, I sorta guessed that FRENCHIE, I was employing "irony" for a moment!! Sorry!!

 

[mark197205]

Oh dear... now the fun begins FRENCHIE

Hiya Blue, that calender sounds ummm.... very interesting

have seen the calendar in question and although it does nothing for me i can be sure you would appreciate the aesthetic beauty of the male form on display.

Good evening Witchie btw

 

[mark197205]

I'd rather have a calender of.................
............. Jenifer Ellison

So would i!!

 

[big salami]

have seen the calendar in question and although it does nothing for me i can be sure you would appreciate the aesthetic beauty of the male form on display.

Good evening Witchie btw

Hey mark, you're not Bi are you by any chance only you do seem to chase poor lil' ol'pengy about a lot and in the words of the bard "methinks he doth protest too much!"

*moves over to the wall and puts his back against it!! *

 

[mark197205]

Hey mark, you're not Bi are you by any chance only you do seem to chase poor lil' ol'pengy about a lot and in the words of the bard "methinks he doth protest too much!"

*moves over to the wall and puts his back against it!! *

You are perfectly safe, i only have an interest in the female not the male, i was only trying to sound intelligent by saying what i did up there *points ^*
I dont chase pengy, im hunting him there is a difference!!

 

[big salami]

You are perfectly safe, i only have an interest in the female not the male, i was only trying to sound intelligent by saying what i did up there *points ^*
I dont chase pengy, im hunting him there is a difference!!

Well, you would say that if you were after me wouldn't you?

and trying to sound intelligent? errrmmm, how many other times have you failed in life mark mate??

Oh yeah, right tell any fox you ever meet that there's a difference between being hunted and being chased!!

ah well, never mind eh ferdy!!

Btw, I wasn't specifically refering to our own Foxy lady but, I bet she'd rather be hunted than chaste!!

 

[mark197205]

Well, you would say that if you were after me wouldn't you?

and trying to sound intelligent? errrmmm, how many other times have you failed in life mark mate??

Oh yeah, right tell any fox you ever meet that there's a difference between being hunted and being chased!!

ah well, never mind eh ferdy!!

Btw, I wasn't specifically refering to our own Foxy lady but, I bet she'd rather be hunted than chaste!!

I'm not even going to respond to your first point as i have already made my point of view VERY clear!
As for your second insult, once or twice (a week) LOL!
Finally Pengy is not what i would call a fox Sie on the other hand most definitely is!!
And as for the foxy lady i will have to ask her next time she is on here!!

 

[big salami]

I'm not even going to respond to your first point as i have already made my point of view VERY clear!
As for your second insult, once or twice (a week) LOL!
Finally Pengy is not what i would call a fox Sie on the other hand most definitely is!!
And as for the foxy lady i will have to ask her next time she is on here!!

LOL, ok, joke over now, (nearly!)

SIE is definitely a fox and as for that other foxy lady we have that is fast becoming a (welcome) regular here, I don't think you'll have to ask her mate, I'm pretty sure she'll spot our reference to her and respond without needing to be nudged!

I'm deffo off now though so, good night to you and anyone else around (need to get to bed as cleaner gets here early on Monday morning!)

 

[mark197205]

LOL, ok, joke over now, (nearly!)

SIE is definitely a fox and as for that other foxy lady we have that is fast becoming a (welcome) regular here, I don't think you'll have to ask her mate, I'm pretty sure she'll spot our reference to her and respond without needing to be nudged!

I'm deffo off now though so, good night to you and anyone else around (need to get to bed as cleaner gets here early on Monday morning!)

Say goodnight BS " goodnight BS"

 

[ukniceguy]

evening nice guy

i don't think I have had the pleasure of making your aquaintance yet so here is a little to say hello.

just joining you in the wine and always frisky!!!

Heheh, I don't believe we have had the pleasure yet BFL, so here's a friendly kiss to say hello

Any more and I'd be frisky again, and it's only 8.00am!!