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[mark197205]

No thanks Bob...I've got smarties and lager

By heck your a classy lass with expensive tastes aren't you?

 

[WantonWitch]

By heck your a classy lass with expensive tastes aren't you?

Far too much baileys last night...I'll stick with the lager tonight and I like smarties...if you suck them...then bite them gently on the side...you can get the nice chocolatey bit out of the middle

 

[Bob Briton]

Far too much baileys last night...I'll stick with the lager tonight and I like smarties...if you suck them...then bite them gently on the side...you can get the nice chocolatey bit out of the middle

OOh stop it Wanton.... sounds fun..I must give it a try..

Lovely is Phish Food. Have now put away to stop eating the whole tub in one go.

OOh what other name can you give to a drawing pin?

 

[WantonWitch]

OOh stop it Wanton.... sounds fun..I must give it a try..

Lovely is Phish Food. Have now put away to stop eating the whole tub in one go.

OOh what other name can you give to a drawing pin?

Thumbtack

 

[Bob Briton]

Close...

Answer.... A smartie with an erection!

 

[mark197205]

OOh stop it Wanton.... sounds fun..I must give it a try..

Lovely is Phish Food. Have now put away to stop eating the whole tub in one go.

OOh what other name can you give to a drawing pin?

Nothing can stop me eating the whole tub in one sitting once i start it, yes i am what is commonly called a pig!

 

[WantonWitch]

Close...

Answer.... A smartie with an erection!

My smarties go soft when I eat them

 

[mark197205]

Close...

Answer.... A smartie with an erection!

LMFAO @ Bob

 

[WantonWitch]

Nothing can stop me eating the whole tub in one sitting once i start it, yes i am what is commonly called a pig!

I've got one of those large xmas 170gm tubes.....hundreds of smarties

 

[Bob Briton]

MMmm WW & Mark..
have you tried the American peanu butter smartie called Reeses Pieces..

They are yum..luckily I have an US friend who sends me packets..

So wanton how are you getting on with your large one??

Mark - a whole tub Isn't it strange that there isn't a calorie break down on the tub??

Me feel fat bastard...

 

[mark197205]

I've got one of those large xmas 170gm tubes.....hundreds of smarties

Thats not that big really
Mcvities make a pack of Jaffa Cakes that is 4ft long!!
Mmm i love Jaffa Cakes........

 

[Bob Briton]

Thats not that big really
Mcvities make a pack of Jaffa Cakes that is 4ft long!!
Mmm i love Jaffa Cakes........

4ft that would be taller than Pengy!

I wonder who eats their Jaffa cakes in that certain way??

 

[mark197205]

4ft that would be taller than Pengy!

I wonder who eats their Jaffa cakes in that certain way??

Oooh get you!! you bitchy Bob you

 

[Bob Briton]

Oooh get you!! you bitchy Bob you

 

[mark197205]

Pengy must be all of 4ft 2!!

 

[WantonWitch]

Thats not that big really
Mcvities make a pack of Jaffa Cakes that is 4ft long!!
Mmm i love Jaffa Cakes........

I quite like them too..have to save the orangey bit 'til last

 

[mark197205]

I quite like them too..have to save the orangey bit 'til last

Nah i just shove the whole thing in in one go

 

[Bob Briton]

I quite like them too..have to save the orangey bit 'til last

Do you nibble around the edges then peel the chocolate off. Followed by the sponge..so just leaving the orangey bit.

And finally you place it a quiver on your tongue and let it's flavours flow out before savouring the taste..??

That reminds me...not long until Cadbury Creme egg season...I love eating them in that certain way too.

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Do you nibble around the edges then peel the chocolate off. Followed by the sponge..so just leaving the orangey bit.

And finally you place it a quiver on your tongue and let it's flavours flow out before savouring the taste..??

That reminds me...not long until Cadbury Creme egg season...I love eating them in that certain way too.

Yeh, me too.

It the mouth whole. then chew slowly.

 

[Bob Briton]

Nice one Frenchie..

You know I've never been able to eat more than 1 creme egg at one go.
I love them but ones always enough.

Strange.

 

[WantonWitch]

Nah i just shove the whole thing in in one go

what? you don't savour the whole experience

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

what? you don't savour the whole experience

Depends what mood I am in.

Sometimes I might bite the top off and stick my tonge in there and lick it out, its like, you know...............................

 

[WantonWitch]

Depends what mood I am in.

Sometimes I might bite the top off and stick my tonge in there and lick it out, its like, you know...............................

*chuckles* I don't know.....never done that to a creme egg

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Depends what mood I am in.

Sometimes I might bite the top off and stick my tonge in there and lick it out, its like, you know...............................

Well not quite like that, but similar.


Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

 

[mark197205]

what? you don't savour the whole experience

Not with a Jaffa Cake no, just stick it in and chomp