Different Guy
Really Really Experienced
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- Feb 15, 2002
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Ok since I saw a Tom Green comedy sketch I've been sorta uneasy buying condoms. Y'know the one where he goes up to the counter with a packet of them:
"I'd like to buy these please?"
"Thats $3 please" - Clerk
"Gee it's weird me buying these from you isn't it?"
"Why is that sir?" - Clerk
"Cos you're a girl and I'm a boy and we both know where they are gonna end up"
"Excuse me?" - Clerk
"Well you're handling something I'm gonna put on my pee pee"
"Ok..." - Clerk
"I will actually be putting those things in your hand on my penis, isn't that weird?"
It went something like that. But you should get it y'know like people who buy porno mags. Both him and the clerk know he's got them to go jack off to, why else would he?
I can buy 'em but you can buy 'em cheaper with more variety and descretion online. I've used Postal Condoms for mine before and hey have been good.
But here's my question. Does anyone know of any UK websites that sell condoms and other stuff such as lube etc?
"I'd like to buy these please?"
"Thats $3 please" - Clerk
"Gee it's weird me buying these from you isn't it?"
"Why is that sir?" - Clerk
"Cos you're a girl and I'm a boy and we both know where they are gonna end up"
"Excuse me?" - Clerk
"Well you're handling something I'm gonna put on my pee pee"
"Ok..." - Clerk
"I will actually be putting those things in your hand on my penis, isn't that weird?"
It went something like that. But you should get it y'know like people who buy porno mags. Both him and the clerk know he's got them to go jack off to, why else would he?
I can buy 'em but you can buy 'em cheaper with more variety and descretion online. I've used Postal Condoms for mine before and hey have been good.
But here's my question. Does anyone know of any UK websites that sell condoms and other stuff such as lube etc?