Uh, Laurel...board problems

Patryn

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I keep getting an error that the SQL database is overloaded. Anyone else having this problem?
 
Love the New Look, Just Can't Seem to Enjoy It

YES! So much so, that I couldn't even open this thread to reply. I'd say I succeeded in opening a thread about 5 out of 20 times. Very frustrating.

However, I LOVE the new set up. The subjects of individual posts, the new "ranks", how we can see who's active at the moment, oh, so many things. Looks great! We just have to solve this little access problem!

P.S. Can't even get my post up...7 tries and counting.
 
500 errors are like bacteria - forever mutating and coming back stronger.

I've discovered that grinding up your penicillin tablets into a fine powder and sprinkling it liberally over your keyboard, modem and VDU doesn't seem to help in any way whatsoever.

The new look really is excellent, though. I love the way you can click on whichever page of a strand you want and title your replies.
 
Seems to be Working

Well, second post in a few minutes and everything seems to be working wonderfully. Plus I increase my point count.:D:D


I love the new look Laurel. Keep up the good work.


MM
 
Cut some slack, kiddies!

Check the "Forget Sex - It's All About MySQL" thread. Manu's been up all night trying to work the kinks out of this thing, and I think it's finally smooth... This board doesn't just look different - it actually runs on a totally different engine. It's based on a MySQL database/PHP combo which will (not to give away too too much) enable us in the semi-near future to combine the Member Profile on Literotica with the BB profile. In other words, you'll have one name & profile for nearly everything on the site. There's more to come, too, so stick around... Right now, Manu and I are gonna go answer email and get something to eat. :)
 
It should be good now!

A couple more quick re-starts of the server and I'm going to go eat! Hurray. I was beginning to wonder if I'd get this done in time to see the fight tonight.
 
Nice to see you were able to dump the "Madam" title for yourself, Manu. That right there should be enough for ya to make all the headaches from this worthwhile.

And, on a very selfish note... at least I'll know who to pester in the future when I get around to doing something of my own in MySQL.
 
Elton John

Hi Siren -

You aren't getting "The Board Is Down" message anymore, are you? If so, please let me know the URL where you're seeing it and I'll fix it up quick like. Thanks!
 
Manu -
Is the last person's post supposed to be at the top of the list, or is the person who started the thread..I keep on seeing this differently..kinda confusing.....
 
When you're reading a thread, the person who started it is at the top, and when you're replying, the person who last posted is at the top. Kinda weird, but, we'll all get used to it. I hope. :)
 
I got a few of those errors this morning but now it seems to be working like a well oiled, smooth running, precision machine.

I really like the new look and functionality, especially the review post. Now if Laurel can only incorporate a spell check feature.:) Oh, the ingrates who want it all!
 
Oh, am I in the right place?

I dunno, I'm gone for a few hours, and you decide to redecorate.

Excellent work Laurel/Manu, I love the new look.

Carl.
 
:eek: oh my god...is that really Manu that is posting...bowing down to worship manu "we're not worthy"
 
Hey it all looks great to me. I didn't have any trouble getting on and it loaded up fast. Fonts look fine.

Have you changed the rules and I didn't notice?

Forum Rules:
Who Can Read The Forum? Any registered user or guest.
Who Can Post New Topics? Any registered user.
Who Can Post Replies? Any registered user.

I haven't been on for a day or so but didn't pay much attention to the rules then. :) I never liked rules, always thought they made to keep you busy trying to find ways around them.

Got to go and check out all the new stuff now.
Keep up he good work Manu and Laurel
 
BS, I mean BBS.

Hi Everyone!

Thephantomprincess - I don't see big fonts. Please let me know what browser you're using and, does anyone else have this problem?

UncleBill - spell check would be awesome. If anyone needs it, I do!

Fallen Angel - The Rules Have Changed! Just kidding. Guests can post and reply too, I just forgot to update the rules. I'll be done by the time you read this!

About the order of the posts. I think it reverses on the reply part so that you can easily see the most recent post, which is the one you're most likely to be replying too. It can be changed, but thousands of mice died in the labs during years of testing to determine that this is, beyond any reasonable doubt, the best system. Any modifications to the system would certainly have to be approved by PETA. Let me know.

Rosebud and Lasher - I just wanted to mention you both together for some reason. It seemed funny at the time.

Take care, everyone!
 
Are you sure?

Hey Manu it may just be that I got back quick but the rules still read the same.

You should get a big reward for all the hard work (see Laurel about that).

Having played with these inconveniences that they call intelligent machines for a while now, I am really impressed with what all ya'll have done in the past year. Keep up the good work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Manu, I don't know what made it funny but i thought it was too...don't know if Lasher will see the humor in it...I am one of his quiet fans....*whispering...go lasher go lasher*
 
Just a thought....

Is there anyway you can change things so that if someone posts more than a certain number of times in one day that their status changes from say...

Really Experienced to...

Really Annoying ????

Tell me that wouldn't be cool......

(Hehehehe...Lighten Up, people, it's just a joke, K?)
 
Nuh-uh...No way! Not a chance!!!!

Course not, Nursie... You're REALLY, REALLY EXPERIENCED
 
Great new look and features

The new features make cruising the BB much easier. One problem I have noticed is that if I search for a post for a specific username I get results that don't appear to have any posts by that member.
 
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