Ugly people I wanna fuck anyway

[KillerMuffin]

Bono. But only if he sings to me first.
(U2's Bono, not Sonny Bono or that other one.)

Steve Buscemi

Marxist

Lt. Commander {censored}



Who says you gotta be gorgeous to be sexy as fuck? I don't!

 

[sunstruck]

Alan Cumming. I saw Cabaret 4 times. Wickedly delish.

 

[Marxist]

I know a Muffin-deathtrap when I see one. You're going to have your redneck husband try and kill me afterward. No thanks.

 

[Dragon Dreamer]

Bono. But only if he sings to me first.
(U2's Bono, not Sonny Bono or that other one.)

That's a good thing... Sonny Bono would be disgusting about now.


I can't think of any ugly woman I'd want to fuck. But then again, I love women in all shapes and sizes, so the only way they are ugly is if their personality makes me see them that way.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Marxy Marx, there's a big difference between wanting to and offering to.

I'm not offering to fuck you.

 

[marksgirl]

Willem Dafoe
Harvey Keitel
Vangelis

 

[DannyBoyUK]

There is a word entering the English vocabulary

BOBFOC

Actually an acronym - it stands for Body Off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch

 

[plasticman33]

Martha Stewart

 

[Rubyfruit]

So which would you rather have, Danny? A beautiful face or a beautiful body?

 

[DannyBoyUK]

Hard to say - seeing as I have neither - I think a beautiful face.

 

[Marxist]

Marxy Marx, there's a big difference between wanting to and offering to.

I'm not offering to fuck you.

All of that aside, how do you know I'm ugly?

 

[concrete]

was thinking about OPRAH,
but then found out that MARXIST is chuppy,chuppyest,chupppymost...AH,
perhaps KillerMuffin is right after all

 

[christophe]

one list i am happy not to have made

 

[seXieleXie]

i wish my name was on this list

 

[J.B.]

Martin Short

don't ask

 

[sabbathstorm]

Christopher Walken

 

[badasschick]

There is a word entering the English vocabulary

BOBFOC

Actually an acronym - it stands for Body Off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch

Around my way that's called butterface.

everything's good...but her face.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

So which would you rather have, Danny? A beautiful face or a beautiful body?

Per popular stereo types? Face, no question.

But my definition of unattractive doesn't seem to fit popular stereotypes anyway.

As for ugly people I'd like to fuck, I can't think of any that aren't ugly on the inside too, and who'd want to fuck them anyway?

 

[Marxist]

i wish my name was on this list

Your name is on my list.

HOT GIRL'S NAMED LEXIE I WANT TO LAY PIPE TO

1. seXieleXie

 

[penguindance]

 

[seXieleXie]

aw marxy

 

[KillerMuffin]

That's cause I think you're gorgeous, Lexie.




I think you're ugly cause you're such an asshole, Marxy. Ugliness comes from inside, too.

 

[CarolineOh]

Martha Stewart

You think Martha Stewart is ugly?

 

[Guru]

 

[Lasz]

I cant be on this list because I am not ugly!!!

I want to do Monica Lewinsky.

If she is good enough for the president, she is good enough for me!