Ugh, fraggin mutts.

[KillerMuffin]

Bonehead, the puppy, is just about too big to be under the bed. Of course that doesn't stop him. He just stuffs himself and his legs underneath and snoozes.

This is all fine and well until someone actually gets on the bed on top of him. Which is where the Stud is currently at.

Well, the Stud is out cold and the mutt is awake and groaning, and moaning, and whining, and grunting. He's stuck and now I have to wake up my guy and roll his ass out of bed so he can lift it up and we can haul Legs out from under the bed.

Will someone please remind me why dalmatian puppies don't make better wallhangings than they do pets. Now.

I hate puppies. I reallllly hate puppies. I like dogs. Dogs are wonderful, I love dogs. Puppies though... oooooooooooh.

 

[Black_Bird]

Calm down, Cruella De Vil, or will send the Humane Society after you!

 

[Debbie]

I love the lovley wuvely pooch's name. Bonehead. LMAO

 

[dqrich]

Start with me...101, 100, 99,..
If you get to 0, let loose on the little fuckers

 

[Calamity Jane]

Didn't anyone warn you that Dalmations are inherently stupid?

I don't know why anyone gets puppies. I don't think I'll ever get a dog that's less than 6 months old again. I want all the puppy nightmares gone before I get the dog.

 

[sch00lteacher]

Blame the movies

Dalmatian puppies were in huge demand for awhile. Puppy mills were putting them out in huge numbers. A lot of inbreeding took place resulting in less than desireable outcomes.

Bonehead can't help it.

The info I have looked at also shows that many of them are overly aggresive and are biting kids in large numbers.

They sure are cute though aren't they?

 

[KillerMuffin]

*sighs* Damned mutt.

Rescued him from under the bed, which was a pain. The man don't like to get up once his feet are toasty warm. I had to threaten to put my bare ass on his lower back if he didn't. If you don't know why that's such a threat, guys, then you're not married.

 

[Basia]

Didn't anyone warn you that Dalmations are inherently stupid?

She is so right. My neighbor had one once... the thing chanced parked cars, barked all day and night, howled for no reasion at all (just like the current neighbors dogs are doing right now), pissed all over the place, and still tried to be affectionate while bombing all over the house...

 

[alltherage]

Dalmations. Ahhhhhh. If they only had a brain, less energy, some form of memory, and were not so damn cute as puppies we would all be better off.

I have to admit though that even a stupid dog is better than no dog at all.

I have a lab chow mix. He is very gentle and even tempered and I think of him as a third child. He is the one I am sending to college.

A few years ago i read a book about the intelligence of dogs.
One of the tests was to throw a blanket over the dog and see how long it took for the dog to get out from under it. The faster they get out the smarter they are. \

I tried this with my dog. He just sat there. He didn't move a muscle. I was horrified. "Oh my god he is the dumbest dog in the world," i thought. Then it dawned on me. He knew i would take the blanket off eventually, and since he hate to exert himself he patiently waited for me to do the work. Sort of like husbands do.

I am the proud owner of the smartest dog I know.