U Need A Pickle?

[Lancecastor]

Here, I got a couple of spares. Keep 'em in your pocket, just in case.

 

[celiaKitten]

pickle-tickle?

 

[curious2c]

I'll bet they haven't been in your pocket. Maybe up your butt, but not in your pocket Lance.

 

[lavender]

 

[Lancecastor]

These are spare pickles.

I carry them in case a friend like Lavender's PerpetualPickle falls out.

I can whip mine out and say "Hey Lavvy baby, ben dover and I'll pop a juicy one back up your bum!"

She giggles with delight when we do that.

 

[lavender]

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Polski Orgorski!

Kosher Dills!

I'll Not Be Putting Them Up My Butt, Lancecastor, But I Have Been Eating Them Like There Never Going To Be Pickled Again! LOL

I Had THE BIGGEST, Bestest, Pickle At This 24 Hour Restraunt On Halloween Night!!! It Was Longer Than My Arm Soooo Tasty, Those Mutant Cucumbers!

 

[curious2c]

Lance,

How many times have you been accused of sexual harrassment at the workplace?

Hey, stand up straight when your asking a question like that Lav.

 

[horny_giraffe]

Re: Polski Orgorski!

Kosher Dills!

I'll Not Be Putting Them Up My Butt, Lancecastor, But I Have Been Eating Them Like There Never Going To Be Pickled Again! LOL

I Had THE BIGGEST, Bestest, Pickle At This 24 Hour Restraunt On Halloween Night!!! It Was Longer Than My Arm Soooo Tasty, Those Mutant Cucumbers!

Maybe they slipped you a Zuchinni.

 

[lavender]

 

[SpiceCake]

I don't need a pickle, I need some cock!

 

[Hairgrip]

do u have any cocktail gerkins? they're really fab. they are small and cute as well as tasty. we once tried bbqing them. coz we were bored. they are hot when bbq'd but that is all

 

[Hairgrip]

I don't need a pickle, I need some cock!

me too me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[intrigued]

Never mind.

 

[Lancecastor]

Originally posted by lavender


I thought that was Lance's way of getting a woman to stick their tits out some more.

Having seen your briefs, I suggest you buy a good quality underwire number; you'll want your tatas to be at their best.

You don't plan on actually making a living with a law degree from texas, do you?

 

[glamorilla]

2nd crop melons are never sweet. pickled they taste divine and are fab in anti~pasto.

 

[lavender]

 

[Lancecastor]

2nd crop melons are never sweet. pickled they taste divine and are fab in anti~pasto.

Good advice for Lavvy, glam. Thanks.

 

[glamorilla]

Good advice for Lavvy, glam. Thanks.

for you i suggest you put the pickle in your mouth.

 

[Lancecastor]

Lance,

How does it make you feel to know the only kind of woman you can attract is the kind that is not happy with themselves? Do you feel all badass that only the insecure women of this world who need validation would find your act a turn-on? I'm sure it makes you feel very manly.

Let's look at this scenario:

WomanA - admittedly has nonperky tits
Lance's reaction - insults on numerous occasion

WomanB - doesn't have perky tits
Lance's reaction - will gladly accept gratuitous cyber fucks and online sex play

Equals = Lance is biting the nipple of the type of thing that feeds him. Only said thing won't stand up for herself or WomanA who is similarly situated.

Repulsive.

Yes, your logic is repulsively banal and stale.

Whoever's paying for your "education" ought to go get a real lawyer and sue for a refund.

 

[Lancecastor]

for you i suggest you put the pickle in your mouth.

Thanks!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Guest]

Yes, your logic is repulsively banal and stale.

Whoever's paying for your "education" ought to go get a real lawyer and sue for a refund.

LMAO

 

[Lancecastor]

Don't mind me...I was just looking for the Bread n' Butter pickles...looks like I opened the wrong door.

Sweet pickles? We've got sweet pickles too! And more...

 

[Problem Child]

Lancecastor...Lord Lucan of the Great White North.


Let's hope he loves his mother just a little more.