Typos that make you laugh.

[lovecraft68]

I was just looking through something I wrote last month. Its going to be part of a larger work and one day I was feeling a particular scene and wrote it up quick. Very quick apparently as there were a lot of typos.

The one that made me laugh was one I make often. I have an issue with cock being typed as coke.

The story involved a coke dealer and all in the same chapter I had

a man who had a cock addiction (he was straight. IN GM it would probably work.)

I had a cock dealer and a woman who occasionally sniffed cock and loved to suck coke.

I was laughing my ass off as I read it. Figured I'd see if anyone else has found some in their works or maybe another story here and wanted to share.

 

[annanova]

That's funny, lovecraft. My most frequent typo in personal e-mails, PMs and posts on other forums is to type "coke" as "cock," just the reverse of yours.

Although, as a woman, I have a feeling that my wanting a "rum and cock" would be forgiven.

 

[lovecraft68]

That's funny, lovecraft. My most frequent typo in personal e-mails, PMs and posts on other forums is to type "coke" as "cock," just the reverse of yours.

Although, as a woman, I have a feeling that my wanting a "rum and cock" would be forgiven.

I think I would let that slide.

Just as my female character would be forgiven if she did a line of cock.

 

[annanova]

I figured you'd see it that way.

Ooh!! Here's a good one that made me laugh, and it was a comment on one of my stories. A very nice man wrote about a chapter of Exhibitions, entitling his comment, "Pubic Relations." Given the context, it really could go either way. Still, the whole, pubic/public mix-up amuses me.

 

[Acktion]

Not sure if groaning with a smile and slapping my forehead counts or not. But, probably my worst one to date was an Anal submission written from the female perspective which I unfortunately didn't catch before submission;

"...I felt his hard cock tense up and then a flood of warmth as he coated my bowls with his cum..."

Embareassing, but still makes me chuckle.

 

[Saxon_Hart]

My worst typos usually involve me over reaching the "p" or "l" key and getting crap like: She was lone;ly in Se[ptember, so she [p;layed with herself to much. (yes I left the o off on purpose.) Also nothing more irritating than backspacing and seeing === on the screen.

 

[soflabbwlvr]

I wish I could laugh at mine, but I'm too pissed off. I go though my drafts too many times, plus a pass by my editor. It shouldn't happen, but it does.

 

[Handley_Page]

I was just looking through something I wrote last month. Its going to be part of a larger work and one day I was feeling a particular scene and wrote it up quick. Very quick apparently as there were a lot of typos.

a man who had a cock addiction (he was straight. IN GM it would probably work.)

I had a cock dealer and a woman who occasionally sniffed cock and loved to suck coke.

I was laughing my ass off as I read it. Figured I'd see if anyone else has found some in their works or maybe another story here and wanted to share.

But should /do / you put a suitable comment in the feedback ?

 

[Bramblethorn]

I don't think I have any particularly funny typos myself, but last I looked there were two on Lit (by separate authors) that consistently misspelled "burglars" as "buglers".

 

[Handley_Page]

I don't think I have any particularly funny typos myself, but last I looked there were two on Lit (by separate authors) that consistently misspelled "burglars" as "buglers".

Well, a bugle is a useful instrument

 

[lovecraft68]

I recall this comment on one of my father/daughter stories.

It seems this story was so good it could create life

by Anonymous05/24/13
Four organisms

Oh thanks I am single and I love incest (more importantly daddy daughter) this blew me away thanks!

 

[StrangeLife]

When I travel I always keep the family updated on my whereabouts - usually through phone messages.

On time after arriving at the airport, I pulled out my phone and texted wifey and the kids: "I'm homo!"

That typo caused a bit of a stir...

 

[lovecraft68]

When I travel I always keep the family updated on my whereabouts - usually through phone messages.

On time after arriving at the airport, I pulled out my phone and texted wifey and the kids: "I'm homo!"

That typo caused a bit of a stir...

That's one way to come out!

I remember one day I was putting up shelves in my wife's walk in closet(the thing could be a damn extra room) and my father called looking for me.

My wife said, hold on he's just coming out of the closet.

She said my father's response was "I'm surprised it took this long."

 

[LaRascasse]

"I sank my fingers into her soft, pliable waste."

Oh shit, now my story's going to Fetish.

 

[PennLady]

Years ago I was helping a friend of mine -- who is dyslexic -- who was writing a paper for a grad school course. It was actually on romance novels and what goes into them, etc. One sentence said that to be successful, a romance needed an "intelligent and indecent heroine."

Ahem. Yes, well, she meant "independent." Although on this site, indecent would work too, right?

 

[lovecraft68]

"I sank my fingers into her soft, pliable waste."

Oh shit, now my story's going to Fetish.

Exactly!

 

[lovecraft68]

Years ago I was helping a friend of mine -- who is dyslexic -- who was writing a paper for a grad school course. It was actually on romance novels and what goes into them, etc. One sentence said that to be successful, a romance needed an "intelligent and indecent heroine."

Ahem. Yes, well, she meant "independent." Although on this site, indecent would work too, right?

There is nothing wrong with indecent women as long as they are only indecent for their man.

Of course if they are into swinging she can be indecent for many men

Or she can be indecent by just showing off in front of other men for the benefit of her man or....

Yeah, indecent women are welcome here.

 

[Handley_Page]

When I travel I always keep the family updated on my whereabouts - usually through phone messages.

On time after arriving at the airport, I pulled out my phone and texted wifey and the kids: "I'm homo!"

That typo caused a bit of a stir...

Try sending the word QUICHE on a text with auto-complete set to ON.

There's a whole slew of these text mistakes on the web - somewhere.

 

[SweetMaj]

When I travel I always keep the family updated on my whereabouts - usually through phone messages.

On time after arriving at the airport, I pulled out my phone and texted wifey and the kids: "I'm homo!"

That typo caused a bit of a stir...

....

 

[Bramblethorn]

Try sending the word QUICHE on a text with auto-complete set to ON.

There's a whole slew of these text mistakes on the web - somewhere.

http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/

 

[Privates1stClass]

I had a high school buddy who was dyslexic. On a biology quiz asking to describe an octopus, he wrote, "An octopus is an sea creature which has eight testicles."

 

[patientlee]

I had a high school buddy who was dyslexic. On a biology quiz asking to describe an octopus, he wrote, "An octopus is an sea creature which has eight testicles."

And then he met Octomom, and they lived happily ever after.

 

[Saxon_Hart]

And then he met Octomom, and they lived happily ever after.

LMAO!!

 

[MSTarot]

Although, as a woman, I have a feeling that my wanting a "rum and cock" would be forgiven.

My wife did that in a bar one night ordering a drink.

 

[patientlee]

My wife did that in a bar one night ordering a drink.

Porn writer's occupational hazard.