Typical straight ignorant guy.. :rolleyes:

[CuriousNiceGuy]

Well you all know how GLTB sometimes want to come out to their close friends or whoever they want..Sometimes they have REALLY noobish straight reactions
Well last time I came out to the guy I like, but who also is a good friend to me.
So it went on like this. I told him we had a lot of things to talk about. He asked what and I told him:"There are some people who are gay.. (*pause* He suddenly looks at me shocked) I'm not..There are some people who are straight.I'm not. What am I? (I flash him a smile waiting for a reply)
He says with a rather confused look that he doesn't know the word for that.(bisexuality isn't too well-known to most people I guess -_- Anyway..)
I let out a sigh and say that that's what I am.And that the word is bi(sexual).
We walk and dont talk for some seconds..And then he makes the total ROFL question:"So..does that mean you want to give me a blowjob?"
I smack him in the head and laugh I explain to him that liking men in general doesn't mean I wanna fuck everyone(though I really wish I could do him ).
After another half a minute he speaks again only to make me astonish me even more with ignorance
"Well..now we can do a threesome."
"Uh..that will probably mean you're bi too..",I shatter his hopes XD
"Oh..then forget it." <--- I mean you go through the thought of fucking a guy and that doesn't bring about other questions? I mean.. OMG..
Any of you had similar experiences?

 

[ezervet]

Well, when i came out to my best friend, he told me that I could suck his dick, jokingly. But..whenever he gets drunk, he jokes about it some more, lol. Sometimes the way he talks about me being bi kind of irritates me, "howsit going with the whole being bisexual thing?" Its touching that he cares, but i'm like, "how are you doing being straight?" (i don't say that, i just think it.)

I really dislike the term bisexual, i don't know why. Just thinking about it now though, i wonder why we don't call gays and lesbians just "homo?"

 

[CuriousNiceGuy]

homo.. hm.. too 'cold'. Sounds too scientific

Well.. One of my friends refers to my being bi as if it's a problem.
"We all know your problem." He doesn't really mean it that way, but he's kinda dumb and wouldn't think that it's gonna offend me..Oh well

Another thing I don't like very much is how most of them suddenly distort my words into sexual sentences.
Me:"Wow,I LOVE this icecream!"
XXX friend:"Well it DOES include balls and licking"

Well it's funny most times but there are times that I get annoyed. I guess I should be grateful that they can feel so free to joke about it

 

[none2_none2]

If you want to shut them up when they ask silly questions like that, just tell them that your M2M attraction is to a man's lips or ass only. To an intimidated str8 guy, it will make his ass pucker and his lips tighten at the fear that someone might want to deflower his 110% straight-only orifices.

 

[ezervet]

homo.. hm.. too 'cold'. Sounds too scientific

haha, that is precisely my reason for not liking the term bisexual!

Well.. One of my friends refers to my being bi as if it's a problem.
"We all know your problem." He doesn't really mean it that way, but he's kinda dumb and wouldn't think that it's gonna offend me..Oh well

Another thing I don't like very much is how most of them suddenly distort my words into sexual sentences.
Me:"Wow,I LOVE this icecream!"
XXX friend:"Well it DOES include balls and licking"

Well it's funny most times but there are times that I get annoyed. I guess I should be grateful that they can feel so free to joke about it

Heh, my friend likes to joke with me about getting the "gay aids." But since i'm bi, its not as bad, i just get the "gay hiv." Its nothing offensive, we both know we're messing around. I'm glad he hasn't stoppped being the same way he used to be with me. It would be alot weirder if i had to tiptoe around all GLBT jokes as horribly offensive.

 

[CuriousNiceGuy]

If you want to shut them up when they ask silly questions like that, just tell them that your M2M attraction is to a man's lips or ass only. To an intimidated str8 guy, it will make his ass pucker and his lips tighten at the fear that someone might want to deflower his 110% straight-only orifices.

Lol sometimes I do that XD
I slap them at the ass and say:"Watch it! I got my eyes on you babe"
They fake a shocked homophobic look that brings me tears from laughing hard XD

haha, that is precisely my reason for not liking the term bisexual!

Well I never refer to myself as bisexual cause it DOES sound scientific too. I just cut the 'sexual' suffix and I call it bi. I sounds warmer..? whatever
I just usually say I like both guys and girls No reason to use some special word

 

[Wolfman1982]

Me:"Wow,I LOVE this icecream!"
XXX friend:"Well it DOES include balls and licking"

Hmmm I don´t know why, but I think I would lick that icecream like a cock , and make very flirtatious eyes to him. Just to freak him out, and laugh warmly afterwards

 

[ezervet]

Well I never refer to myself as bisexual cause it DOES sound scientific too. I just cut the 'sexual' suffix and I call it bi. I sounds warmer..? whatever
I just usually say I like both guys and girls No reason to use some special word

Indeed, words=lame as heck.

Lol sometimes I do that XD
I slap them at the ass and say:"Watch it! I got my eyes on you babe"
They fake a shocked homophobic look that brings me tears from laughing hard XD

Hmmm I don´t know why, but I think I would lick that icecream like a cock , and make very flirtatious eyes to him. Just to freak him out, and laugh warmly afterwards

Haha, really, who hasn't tried to freak out their straight friends with the promise of hot homo-lovin'?

 

[revolution724]

Hmm.. I guess it is an advantage of being a woman that if you flirt with your straight same-gender friends to tease them, they don't feel obligated to act grossed out...

 

[CuriousNiceGuy]

Hmm.. I guess it is an advantage of being a woman that if you flirt with your straight same-gender friends to tease them, they don't feel obligated to act grossed out...

Well it's not like they do it with bad purpose..I like when they ACT grossed out but aren't really It makes me feel more welcome as it shows it really isn't something that makes them feel uncomfortable
In fact most times they are the ones that start these kind of conversations(about my sex life and if I did anything with some guy and what).
It's nice to have someone to talk about it. And at least they are on their way out of ignorance on these matters