Two Virginias

[Ezrollin]

Two Vaginas

I saw the thread on "slanted pussy" and it brought back something my wife had told me. When we were dating i met one of her girlfriends,she was a cute petite girl. After we were married the girls name was brought up... I think because she got engaged or was getting married, anyway my wife told me that the girl had two vaginas. I wonder how common that is ? in retrospect I would have loved ask her if I could see it or them. No really, not for an erotic thrill but because of the rarity of it...well maybe a little eroticism to be truthful.

 

[Handley_Page]

I saw the thread on "slanted pussy" and it brought back something my wife had told me. When we were dating i met one of her girlfriends,she was a cute petite girl. After we were married the girls name was brought up... I think because she got engaged or was getting married, anyway my wife told me that the girl had two vaginas. I wonder how common that is ? in retrospect I would have loved ask her if I could see it or them. No really, not for an erotic thrill but because of the rarity of it...well maybe a little eroticism to be truthful.

I've heard of a girl with no vagina, but not two (report in the tabloid notwithstanding).

 

[holliday1960]

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[SikFuk]

Sounds like a bowling ball.

 

[jehoram]

Well, you've got Virginia, and you've got West Virginia.

Two Virginias.

 

[sr71plt]

Well, you've got Virginia, and you've got West Virginia.

Two Virginias.

You beat me to it. That was my comment too.

 

[Hypoxia]

Do they slant at different angles? Like making a V shape? That would be cute.

Now she only needs a double-dicked doer to do her.

Or twins could have different fathers.

The West Virginia way.

 

[Ezrollin]

Ok the only excuse I can think of is that I wasn't wearing my glasses but that would be a lie. To make things worst I have a spell check ! Too much to drink ? I don't drink...well, only on occasion...not this occasion. I am forever shamed !

 

[sr71plt]

My guess is that you had autocorrect turned on. That program is sheer evil.

 

[Ezrollin]

I don't really know, I had it right down in the text.. too much coffee ?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I've never heard of any hominid with two, but female marsupials have three vaginas: two going up (one to each lobe of the bicornate uterus) and one going down (for the fetuses to descend).

P.S. That includes the Virginia opossum, of course.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Yes, Virginia, there is a Canada.

 

[Ezrollin]

Will I ever live this down ? I think I must have made a typo and then hit the wrong correction given by spell check...only thing I can think of..

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes, Virginia, there is a Canada.

Sorry, Canada, there is a JBJ.

Will I ever live this down ? I think I must have made a typo and then hit the wrong correction given by spell check...only thing I can think of..

Why would you want to live it down? Here we prefer to live it up! And we have, with your intended and your accidental wordings. Thanks for the fun. Just think: the Virginia opossum has three Vaginas or else the Vagina opossum has three Virginias (West, Regular, and one who worries about Santa).

 

[oggbashan]

I've never heard of any hominid with two, but female marsupials have three vaginas: two going up (one to each lobe of the bicornate uterus) and one going down (for the fetuses to descend).

P.S. That includes the Virginia opossum, of course.

My giant women from the planet Tripletit have three vaginas. You are/were advised to avoid the central one which could be fatal to you.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

My giant women from the planet Tripletit have three vaginas. You are/were advised to avoid the central one which could be fatal to you.

Appropriate, Og. The middle vagina in marsupials is the birth canal - going the wrong way can be fatal, you know. Could be bad to mistake the exit for the entrance.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Sorry, Canada, there is a JBJ.



Why would you want to live it down? Here we prefer to live it up! And we have, with your intended and your accidental wordings. Thanks for the fun. Just think: the Virginia opossum has three Vaginas or else the Vagina opossum has three Virginias (West, Regular, and one who worries about Santa).

Ancestor William Alexander usta own Canada, and gave the fuggin place back. His son, John, settled Washington DC.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Alexander,_1st_Earl_of_Stirling

 

[Ezrollin]

Sorry, Canada, there is a JBJ.



Why would you want to live it down? Here we prefer to live it up! And we have, with your intended and your accidental wordings. Thanks for the fun. Just think: the Virginia opossum has three Vaginas or else the Vagina opossum has three Virginias (West, Regular, and one who worries about Santa).

Actually, I laugh about it myself.. I'm sure that I will not the first or last to be spotlighted .

 

[TxRad]

Actually, I laugh about it myself.. I'm sure that I will not the first or last to be spotlighted .

You're not even close to taking top honors. There was a certain spelling Nazi with two words misspelled in his thread title. Like I said, there was, he's no long with us.

 

[Ezrollin]

You're not even close to taking top honors. There was a certain spelling Nazi with two words misspelled in his thread title. Like I said, there was, he's no long with us.

I seem to remember one like that when reading through story titles... LOL !

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ancestor William Alexander usta own Canada, and gave the fuggin place back. His son, John, settled Washington DC.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Alexander,_1st_Earl_of_Stirling

Oh well, James I'm afraid Canada is much more than three maritime provinces. And he didn't give it away. By the way, the Scots finally did "colonize" the region when the English expelled them from the highlands to make room for sheep. For a larger tract which actually did get ceded to Canada, try Rupert's Land.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I seem to remember one like that when reading through story titles... LOL !

Yes, Vagina, there is a Satan Clause.