Two things every married man needs.

[skirt_chaser]

A mistress for sexual and kinky satisfaction.

Man cave with stash of porn.

 

[johnnieblue44]

Steady and strange. And if you have to ask what, well, move along.

 

[Saint Peter]

https://www.yourtango.com/sites/default/files/styles/body_image_default/public/image_list/172106-172220-350x350.jpg?itok=l-chFEgg

And maybe a map or a lit sign over the clit.

The what??

 

[screwher]

Every married man needs another married woman on the side. Another man’s wife with whom the relationship is strictly sex. Neither is a threat to the others marriage. #2 - the other wife should have a husband that fully approves and encourages her!

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

A heavy blunt object and a shovel.

 

[Ziggins]

Or the Possum Lodge Men's Prayer: "I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess."

 

[wondering00]

Every married man needs another married woman on the side. Another man’s wife with whom the relationship is strictly sex. Neither is a threat to the others marriage. #2 - the other wife should have a husband that fully approves and encourages her!

Well said! I certainly encourage my wife.

 

[LLCox]

A good dog and a fast car.

A good dog and a truck.

 

[hobbit.]

A heavy blunt object and a shovel.

Word.