two options people: pick up your posting pace or i see how many threads i can do...

i am home, i am alone, i am done work and i am getting figidity for action
 
Todd, you're just begging for me to torture you with my sister, aren't you?
 
Todd said:
i am home, i am alone, i am done work and i am getting figidity for action

Then go over to STP's thread. Lots of action going on over there..:)
 
Simply Me said:


Then go over to STP's thread. Lots of action going on over there..:)

One thread is good but like orgasms one just isn't enough for me, i need lots and lots
 
Thanks for the warning

After that stunt for attention thread I was wondering if I should drop you into ignore. Now it's clear.
 
Todd said:


One thread is good but like orgasms one just isn't enough for me, i need lots and lots

You're just going through C&P withdrawals, aren't you?;)

And Happy Holidays to you Todd..:)
 
i am home, i am alone, i am done work and i am getting figidity for action

Humm, how about a joke? Did you hear this one yet

Forgive Me

Tommy O'Connor went to confession and said, "Forgive me
father for I have sinned."
"What have you done Tommy O'Connor?"
"I had sex with a girl."
"Who was it, Tommy?"
"I cannot tell you father, please forgive me for my sin."
"Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?"
"No father, please forgive me for my sin but I cannot tell you who it was."
"Was it Catherine Mary McKenzie?"
"No father, please forgive me for my sin."
"Well then it has to be, Sarah Martha O'Keefe."
"No father, please forgive me, I cannot tell you who it was."
"Okay, Tommy go say 5 Hail Mary's and 4 Our Fathers and you will be abolished of your sin."
So Tommy walked out to the pews where his friend Joseph
was waiting. "What did ya get?" asked Joseph.
"Well I got 5 hail Mary's, 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads."
 
I tried, Todd. Posted a thread. But I don't think it'll take off. I may have to follow through with my threat.
 
Todd said:

:D Then feel free to C&P in here. It is your thread afterall. Have at it.. Go post crazy.. but keep it in here..;) I'll even attempt to read them..maybe, later, tonight, when I'm almost asleep..:p
 
ShyBabe that was the joke i was tryign to remeber to tell today

April said:
I tried, Todd. Posted a thread. But I don't think it'll take off. I may have to follow through with my threat.


I know we got a bunch of dead heads in here tonight. Whats up with that?
 
Simply Me said:


:D Then feel free to C&P in here. It is your thread afterall. Have at it.. Go post crazy.. but keep it in here..;) I'll even attempt to read them..maybe, later, tonight, when I'm almost asleep..:p

c&P isn't good to bottle up in one place
 
IT's the Saturday night before Christmas. I would guess that most people have Christmas parties or family things to do.
 
Too much Xmas cheer perhaps? Or too little? Or perhaps their shorts are too tight. :eek:
 
I'm on later than usual, I'm bored, no family here, and I can't go far or for long periods of time. Hubby's on call.

So amuse me and Todd!
 
April said:
I'm on later than usual, I'm bored, no family here, and I can't go far or for long periods of time. Hubby's on call.

So amuse me and Todd!


don't goaf me on april ;)
 
You asked for it.

Well I got a ton of jokes but you've probably heard em all. But who cares?


ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
 
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