Two lies, one truth

[lil_jenni]

1. I did not eat too much Halloween candy this past weekend.
2. I did not eat too much Halloween candy today.
3. I stole Halloween candy from my almost 15 month old twins.

Which is my truth.

 

[Him15]

1. I did not eat too much Halloween candy this past weekend.
2. I did not eat too much Halloween candy today.
3. I stole Halloween candy from my almost 15 month old twins.

Which is my truth.

3 is true, you cant eat too much candy

 

[1DarkNightOwl]

1. I did not eat too much Halloween candy this past weekend.
2. I did not eat too much Halloween candy today.
3. I stole Halloween candy from my almost 15 month old twins.

Which is my truth.

I think 3 is true.

I hope most parents are guilty, I am.

 

[Man4mystery]

1 I’ve never done anal
2 I own a butt plug
3 I like small cocks

 

[TheGrasshopper]

1 I’ve never done anal
2 I own a butt plug
3 I like small cocks

that would be #3

 

[Man4mystery]

that would be #3

Correct

 

[lil_jenni]

3 is true, you cant eat too much candy

I think 3 is true.

I hope most parents are guilty, I am.

Yes, #3 is true.

 

[PageWriter2]

1. I didn’t give out any candy for Halloween.
2. I don't own any socks.
3. My thumb is as long as my index finger.

 

[Man4mystery]

1. I didn’t give out any candy for Halloween.
2. I don't own any socks.
3. My thumb is as long as my index finger.

2 is correct

 

[PageWriter2]

2 is correct

Nope

 

[SusanHoward]

1. I wear a dress or skirt at work at least 4 days a week.
2. I occasionally model lingerie in the City.
3. I work as a stock boy at a men’s haberdasher

 

[PageWriter2]

1. I wear a dress or skirt at work at least 4 days a week.
2. I occasionally model lingerie in the City.
3. I work as a stock boy at a men’s haberdasher

I would say #1 is true.

1. I have a baby face.
2. I have a mustache and full beard.
3. I have a mustache only.

 

[SusanHoward]

Oh, you! (They say I have swimmer’s legs.)

I think you have a baby face.

 

[PageWriter2]

Oh, you! (They say I have swimmer’s legs.)

I think you have a baby face.

Incorrect

 

[cheekygirl75]

I would say #1 is true.

1. I have a baby face.
2. I have a mustache and full beard.
3. I have a mustache only.

#2?

1. I had the hiccups earlier
2. I love my job
3. I’m not cold

 

[PageWriter2]

#2?
CORRECT

1. I had the hiccups earlier
2. I love my job
3. I’m not cold

#1 because nobody loves their job and women are always cold.

 

[MissMarie32]

1 I lost my virginity at age 16
2 I lost my virginity at age 22
3 I lost my virginity at age 27

 

[PageWriter2]

1 I lost my virginity at age 16
2 I lost my virginity at age 22
3 I lost my virginity at age 27

Truth #2

1. I'm easily offended.
2. Nothing offends me.
3. I can be offensive.

 

[MissMarie32]

Truth #2

1. I'm easily offended.
2. Nothing offends me.
3. I can be offensive.

Wrong answer

Your answer is #2

1 it was consenual
2 it wasnt
3 I never saw him again

 

[1DarkNightOwl]

1 I lost my virginity at age 16
2 I lost my virginity at age 22
3 I lost my virginity at age 27

As #2 has gone, I vote #1

Wrong answer

Your answer is #2

1 it was consenual
2 it wasnt
3 I never saw him again

I'm really preying it's not #2, I'm voting #3.

 

[1DarkNightOwl]

My last sex act with my wife resulted in?

1. A creampie
2. My cum on her body
3. I missed!

 

[Japansurfer]

You missed

1 I have never sexually done something extremely against social norms
2 I have made up so much on here I don’t know what is real or not
3 I as fit now as I was 20 years ago

 

[1DarkNightOwl]

You missed

It was #2

1 I have never sexually done something extremely against social norms
2 I have made up so much on here I don’t know what is real or not
3 I as fit now as I was 20 years ago

I think #2

 

[lil_jenni]

1. I have never lied in a post on Lit.
2. I have lied about some details to protect my identity/privacy.
3. I have lied over and over again about loving chocolate—it is actually disgusting.

 

[lil_jenni]

You missed

1 I have never sexually done something extremely against social norms
2 I have made up so much on here I don’t know what is real or not
3 I as fit now as I was 20 years ago

I'm gonna go with #3.