Twitter Stuff

[RobDownSouth]

I went to their website.

It seemed overly complicated.

Stay with it, Byron.

The 2:30 a.m. black chicks having a taser fight at the entrance to WalMart is worth it. I liked how everyone dove in once the tasers came out.

 

[Batch]

Elan Gale had an interesting time on an airplane yesterday

Make sure you read all 57 tweets.

This is sweet. GO TEAM ELAN!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Actress Cameron Diaz (@CameronDiaz) spent hours on Christmas eve on Twitter, joking and bantering with her fans, taking requests, sending holiday tweets to people's kids, in-laws and grandparents. It looks like everyone had a lot of fun.

 

[RobDownSouth]

These are great....
#ReplaceFamousQuoteWithDude

 

[Sean]

#ThingsTimHowardCouldSave

 

[Sean]

#AskNigelFarage

 

[Mr Noone]

Gluten Free Willy

That made me laugh.

 

[Que]

I don't have Twitter, should I?

Are you a twit? If not, you will probably survive fine without one.

Literotica, #StillHashTagFree

 

[RobDownSouth]

#AlexFromTarget on Twitter has been the number 1 trend in the entire United States for over 12 hours. It celebrates possibly the worst fanfic story of all time. I suspect 16 year old Alex is gonna be on Ellen and the Today Show soon.

 

[Wrong Element]

Arte tipped me off to this:


https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare


Like the very best parodies, it so nails a certain demographic that you have to read a ways into it to finally realize "oh, it's a gag."

 

[RobDownSouth]

#AlexFromTarget on Twitter has been the number 1 trend in the entire United States for over 12 hours. It celebrates possibly the worst fanfic story of all time. I suspect 16 year old Alex is gonna be on Ellen and the Today Show soon.

Damn, I'm getting good at predictin' the future!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1ossSHCEAEkoXk.jpg

 

[RobDownSouth]

Yesterday, convicted conservative felon Dinesh D'Souza compared himself to MLK with the hashtag #AnInterestingParralel

The twitterverse had quite a bit of fun at his expense.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Yesterday, convicted conservative felon Dinesh D'Souza compared himself to MLK with the hashtag #AnInterestingParralel

The twitterverse had quite a bit of fun at his expense.

Is he related to John Philip?

 

[RjThoughts]

Is he related to John Philip?

I don't D'think D'so

 

[Sean]

CPAC organisers asked for questions for the speakers. Twitter duly obliged.

#CPACQ

 

[RobDownSouth]

CPAC organisers asked for questions for the speakers. Twitter duly obliged.

#CPACQ

Brutal stuff. Highly enjoyable.

 

[RobDownSouth]

#CrapABand

You'll laugh.

 

[RobDownSouth]

This had some great answers. Wonder how many came from Litsters?

#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words

 

[RobDownSouth]

Quick! Go see why "St. Louis" is trending on Twitter. It's worth it.

Edit: fucking autocensor. Manu, fix that shit! Es tee period space Louis

 

[Sean]

#BillBarrLetters

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

#BillBarrLetters

#Doyouthinkemersonispretendingtobefemale

 

[Balladeer08]

DevinNunesCow

I'm surprised no one posted about Devin Nunes Cow. The barnyard puns & photos have been entertaining.

Meanwhile, has anyone else's Twitter feed gone completely out of sequence? Posts from a few seconds ago followed by posts from hours ago, replies before posts etc? And does anyone know how to fix this?

 

[Sean]

I'm surprised no one posted about Devin Nunes Cow. The barnyard puns & photos have been entertaining.

Meanwhile, has anyone else's Twitter feed gone completely out of sequence? Posts from a few seconds ago followed by posts from hours ago, replies before posts etc? And does anyone know how to fix this?

Yeah, they fucked with the algorithm again.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Elizabeth Warren...is there anything she CAN'T do?
https://i.imgur.com/8mAUasC.jpg