Medieval-Man
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- Joined
- Jan 6, 2003
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Okay, so, I took a small post long week nap at 4 pm, right?
My sister comes over, waking me at 7. at 7:15, we go to a haunted house. I hate haunted houses, they scare the living daylights out of me!
Not only was this a scary as hell haunted house... but there were SEVEN of them! Thank the gods I was only sent through three, and none were Resident Evil-ish, because I would have hit the Zombies.
The first was by far the worst, "The Insane Asylum." (Note: These are located at the Cuyohoga County Fairgrounds, Berea Ohio) I walk in, and a guy in black, against a wall goes "Grawwwlerough!"
And I go "Holy Fuck!... you're pretty good."
So he says "Thanks, I've been practicing."
I take a few turns, and see a thing in chains on a table, basic enough, THEN! The table and it start convulsing like an epileptic at an Acid Rave! It, of course, is a machine, but the guy behind the next corner looking like an undead surgeon, wasn't!
Geh... he asked if I was there for a physical... am I that femenine? Do I look like that much of a flat chested woman with a nice ass? ('Been told by men).
So, continuing, we walked by about twenty operating tables, all with people in various stages of surgery, joy... it was zig zagging, all were dummies, but we were waiting for the one which wasn't a dummy, the wait was in vain, none were people.
This made you relax, when you then walked by bars to see lights go on and a guy in an electro shock treatment chair start to jump around like a man who bit into a habanero!
The guy next to him reaching out at me, scared me just as badly.
Moving on, I see a few more operating tables, and a small corridor covered in knife looking blood splatters. Then we came upon four men, hanung upside down from the seeling, wobbling from machines in their ankles... this was interesting, seeing as how they were rubber dummies and bumped into us.
After that, we came by more blood splatters, with body parts on the floor this time, some convulsing, others not... now this wasn't so bad, you just tried not to step on them... but the pressureized air that god shot against your legs? That felt like you were being grabbed by the arm you stepped over? THAT got to me.
The exit came soon, with nothing scary by there.... oh! except for the mechanical arms flopping in the barred area between the door, that was sure, 5 feet wide, so you could avoid them, but the machines on the metal floor panel that shook it ROCKED YOU INTO THEM!!!
Okay, I feel better now.
This'll be for our scarriest moments, both life, and set up, I'm anxious to hear about your scary moments. We'll vote on the worse on the 30th of October.
Also, A pic of me is in here, Vote on if I look like a woman.
My sister comes over, waking me at 7. at 7:15, we go to a haunted house. I hate haunted houses, they scare the living daylights out of me!
Not only was this a scary as hell haunted house... but there were SEVEN of them! Thank the gods I was only sent through three, and none were Resident Evil-ish, because I would have hit the Zombies.
The first was by far the worst, "The Insane Asylum." (Note: These are located at the Cuyohoga County Fairgrounds, Berea Ohio) I walk in, and a guy in black, against a wall goes "Grawwwlerough!"
And I go "Holy Fuck!... you're pretty good."
So he says "Thanks, I've been practicing."
I take a few turns, and see a thing in chains on a table, basic enough, THEN! The table and it start convulsing like an epileptic at an Acid Rave! It, of course, is a machine, but the guy behind the next corner looking like an undead surgeon, wasn't!
Geh... he asked if I was there for a physical... am I that femenine? Do I look like that much of a flat chested woman with a nice ass? ('Been told by men).
So, continuing, we walked by about twenty operating tables, all with people in various stages of surgery, joy... it was zig zagging, all were dummies, but we were waiting for the one which wasn't a dummy, the wait was in vain, none were people.
This made you relax, when you then walked by bars to see lights go on and a guy in an electro shock treatment chair start to jump around like a man who bit into a habanero!
The guy next to him reaching out at me, scared me just as badly.
Moving on, I see a few more operating tables, and a small corridor covered in knife looking blood splatters. Then we came upon four men, hanung upside down from the seeling, wobbling from machines in their ankles... this was interesting, seeing as how they were rubber dummies and bumped into us.
After that, we came by more blood splatters, with body parts on the floor this time, some convulsing, others not... now this wasn't so bad, you just tried not to step on them... but the pressureized air that god shot against your legs? That felt like you were being grabbed by the arm you stepped over? THAT got to me.
The exit came soon, with nothing scary by there.... oh! except for the mechanical arms flopping in the barred area between the door, that was sure, 5 feet wide, so you could avoid them, but the machines on the metal floor panel that shook it ROCKED YOU INTO THEM!!!
Okay, I feel better now.
This'll be for our scarriest moments, both life, and set up, I'm anxious to hear about your scary moments. We'll vote on the worse on the 30th of October.
Also, A pic of me is in here, Vote on if I look like a woman.
