Twisted Funny

[HisSubShine]

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.



"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.





Silence took over... and the masochist says: "Meow."

 

[YourCaptor]

Masos, so lovable

 

[Nymphomaniacal]

Lmao, nice...

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Reminds me of an old college friend who, when he saw what he considered to be a spectacular girl, would exclaim, "Beat me, burn me, whip me, kill me... make me write bad checks!"

 

[Moonlit]

*warm laugh* Thank you for the laugh to start my day with.


@SirW.... *laughing* I had a friend who used to say something very similar: "Whip me, beat me, make me write bad cheques but tell me that you love me".

 

[Sir_Winston54]

A quick google of "make me write bad checks" brought up this article from 5/5/06:

On Tuesday, [Abraham Alexander] the account executive from the Manhattan Cardiovascular Research Foundation was convicted of embezzlement and sentenced to 2 to 6 years imprisonment.

He stole almost a quarter of a million dollars of charitable donations to pay a dominatrix to spank him with the BIG hairbrush.​

And a Wiki article about Rick Dees:

In 1984, he received a Grammy Award nomination for his comedy album Hurt Me Baby - Make Me Write Bad Checks​

And that was just the first two of 847 links containing that phrase.

 

[Myskaninen]

hehe so lovely