Twisted Christmas, Fractured Yuletide Tales

[jaF0]

How about a little offbeat fun? Not your normal story contest or author challenge.



If you remember Fractured Fairy Tales in the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show, you'll get the idea. Or you can look of few of them up if you don't remember them. There was also a Ribald version in one of the old skin magazines.

Concept is to take a classic yuletide story and Literize is. Be ribald. Be irreverent. I seem to recall a comic holiday card that started out something like:

Up on the roof, there arose such a clatter
So, I jumped off of Ma' to see what was the matter.


I remember a line about 'Uncle Bob with his dick in his hand' or something like that.


Just have some fun with it. Not sure if I'm up to participating or not, but summa'y'all should be able to come up with some goodies.

Maybe see this thread for some inspiration:

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1513647

 

[ttvttp]

Hopefully this becomes a literotica story challenge besides the main winter challenge.

 

[SimonDoom]

Some ideas:

Frosty the Snow Gigolo

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rein Dom

It's a Wonderful Lifestyle

Cum Hard (I trust every discriminating person knows what classic Christmas film this is adapted from)

 

[ElectricBlue]

Some ideas:

Frosty the Snow Gigolo

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rein Dom

It's a Wonderful Lifestyle

Cum Hard (I trust every discriminating person knows what classic Christmas film this is adapted from)

For several decades the regular Christmas Day movies in Oz were either The Sound of Music or The Great Escape. Not sure why - Yuletide Nazis maybe.

 

[NotWise]

Some ideas:

Frosty the Snow Gigolo

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rein Dom

It's a Wonderful Lifestyle

Cum Hard (I trust every discriminating person knows what classic Christmas film this is adapted from)

Don't forget "spreading Joy."

 

[jaF0]

Hopefully this becomes a literotica story challenge ...

Well, ya' know ....