Getting to know you... elsewhere
Momentarily thrown by your leading tug on my tie, I've regained enough composure to be somewhat protective of you in our squalid surroundings. The walls are hung with shrink-wrapped magazines and so-called "marital aids," but they seem less and less real to me as I try to decipher the looks you and your twin are exchanging. Though I don't understand the unspoken language of sisters, I am aware of two things: your rising level of panic and the near emergence of your nipples from the revealing open collar of your dress.
"I don't know Bonnie... and, frankly, I don't really know you. But if my vote means anything, a hot tub sounds a helluva lot better for getting acquainted than this place."
The bouncer/clerk behind the counter regards us with porcine eyes and growls. "Hey, Ritchie Cunningham." I point quizzically to my own chest. "Yeah, you on the double date... buy some fuckin' tokens or get out!"
I turn back to you, my hand a bit more confident on your shapely hip. "He says we need tokens to fuck here. Can't we do that for free at Bonnie's?"
Momentarily thrown by your leading tug on my tie, I've regained enough composure to be somewhat protective of you in our squalid surroundings. The walls are hung with shrink-wrapped magazines and so-called "marital aids," but they seem less and less real to me as I try to decipher the looks you and your twin are exchanging. Though I don't understand the unspoken language of sisters, I am aware of two things: your rising level of panic and the near emergence of your nipples from the revealing open collar of your dress.
"I don't know Bonnie... and, frankly, I don't really know you. But if my vote means anything, a hot tub sounds a helluva lot better for getting acquainted than this place."
The bouncer/clerk behind the counter regards us with porcine eyes and growls. "Hey, Ritchie Cunningham." I point quizzically to my own chest. "Yeah, you on the double date... buy some fuckin' tokens or get out!"
I turn back to you, my hand a bit more confident on your shapely hip. "He says we need tokens to fuck here. Can't we do that for free at Bonnie's?"