Twinkie Alert

[Angel]

Movin' through the country, gonna buy a lot of Twinkies
Movin' through the country, gonna get me a lot of Twinkies
Movin' through the country, gonna eat a lot of Twinkies
Movin' through the country, gonna buy a lot of Twinkies

Twinkies come big and small
And I've got to eat them all
No matter what shape or size
And if you have some in a box
Tie it up with chains and locks
Or you might just find them gone

Movin' through the country, gonna buy a lot of Twinkies
Movin' through the country, gonna get me a lot of Twinkies
Movin' through the country, gonna eat a lot of Twinkies
Movin' through the country, gonna buy a lot of Twinkies

Twinkies come in a box
And they make them 'round the clock
So my waistline keeps on growin'
So if they make 'em for eternity
Then I'll really be happy
Otherwise I'll just get old and fat

Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Millions of Twinkies
That I can eat
Soft, creamy filling
Not any meat
I can't eat just one
As you can see
If I start eating Twinkies
The that's it for me
So look out!

Millions of Twinkies
That I can eat
Soft, creamy filling
Not any meat
I can't eat just one
As you can see
If I start eating Twinkies
The that's it for me
So look out!

 

[bluntforcemama]

lol.... Twinkie at my foot and I want to touch it
Twinkie at my foot and I want to touch it

Fuck you Twinkie! You're gonna spend the night OUTSIDE!

 

[Beebeeblue]

Oh goodness...now ya done it. We are gonna get flamed for sure here.

 

[Angel]

Who the hell cares?

 

[Purple Haze]

Hey BeeBeeBlue?

There's a dolly fucking you in the ass!

Just thought I'd tell ya.

 

[bluntforcemama]

True, I think my skin is steel by now... first with one flamer, then the other on AA.... good god. I'm a nice person!

























Now Little people of Literotica.... hand over your award winning authors and the webmistress.

 

[Xander]

LMAO

Someone has been listening to "peaces" by "The Presidents of the United states of America" a little too much LMAO.

 

[Beebeeblue]

Who the hell cares?

I sure as fuck dont.

Purple Haze, when my husband was a user here, that was his avi..thats why I use it now.

 

[Beebeeblue]

Hey would you look at that?? That Xan man has graced us twinks with his presence.....

 

[Purple Haze]

when my husband was a user here, that was his avi..thats why I use it now.

He gets the car, you get the avatar?

 

[Beebeeblue]

Hazey...in our world:

He gets the truck, I get to fuck.

 

[Angel]

Why did I know The Hazed one would end up in here somehow?


I didn't make up that parody, someone trolled my e-mail with it

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP SO I CAN FINISH TRANSLATING BRITNEY SPEARS INTO A TWINK SONG!

 

[Beebeeblue]

So you wanna write a song eh??????

 

[Angel]

(You Wanna Be)Twinkie

By The Floridian Twink Goddess, and the Wanna Be FloridaTwink

(To the tune of Crazy, by Titney Spears)
-----------------


Twinkie, I am number one.
I am somethin' that you cannot be
Twinkie, you wish you were me
The Lit is movin, but you can't get nothin'
Everytime you post near me
Your jealousy, it's so easy to see
Being me, means so much more
More than anything You've known before

Chorus:
I am a Twinkie,
can't you see?
Don't get excited, You can't be me
Bitchy - but if you wanna fight
Remember a twinkie is always right.

Admit it, you wish you were me
And I'm the only one that you seem to see
Really, it's not all that cool, oh
That you are wastin'
My time on you
Being me means so much more
More than anything You've known before

Chorus:
I am a Twinkie,
can't you see?
Don't get excited, You can't be me
Bitchy - but if you wanna fight
Remember a twinkie is always right.

Twinkie, Can't you see?
Don't get excited - you can't be me
Bitchy - but if you wanna fight
You're always wrong, I'm always right

Chorus:
I am a Twinkie,
can't you see?
Don't get excited, You can't be me
Bitchy - but if you wanna fight
Remember a twinkie is always right.

 

[Beebeeblue]

YOU FUCKING ROCK ANGELPOO!!!!!!!!!

 

[Angel]

!

You wrote it too!

 

[BadKarmaFL]

haha nice songs, the "peaces!!!!" song and some brittney, thats great, can I be King Twink pleaaaasse?

 

[Fenix]

ROFL!

 

[Angel]

That Fuckin' Twinkie

By The Twinkie Sisters
(Tune of One More Time, By Titney Spears)
------------

Oh Twinkie, Twinkie,
How was I supposed to know
That you were one step behind me
Oh Twinkie, Twinkie
You should have gone away
Gotten out of sight yeah
And now you
Follow me around here
Go away twinkie cause I need my space now
oh because

Chorus:
Your ditziness, is killin me (and I)
I must confess you are a dweeb (a dweeb)
When you're around me I lose my mind
Give me a break
Twinkie dear you're suck a fake

Oh Twinkie, Twinkie
The reason I'm sick is you
Damn you are a pest
Oh Goddamn Twinkie
There is nothing that I wouldn't do
to get rid of your stupid ass
Go away twinkie cause I need my space now
oh because

Chorus:
Your ditziness, is killin me (and I)
I must confess you are a dweeb (a dweeb)
When you're around me I lose my mind
Give me a break
Twinkie dear you're suck a fake

Oh Twinkie, Twinkie how was I supposed to know
Oh goddamn Twinkie, I should have left you long ago
I must confess
That my conscience
is killing me now
Don't you know I need a treat
and you will be here
and give me a twink
EAT THAT TWINKIE ONE LAST TIME

Chorus:
Your ditziness, is killin me (and I)
I must confess you are a dweeb (a dweeb)
When you're around me I lose my mind
Give me a break
Twinkie dear you're suck a fake

 

[Beebeeblue]

haha nice songs, the "peaces!!!!" song and some brittney, thats great, can I be King Twink pleaaaasse?

Hmmm....I see no problem with that.

 

[bluntforcemama]

lol.... oh god.... we're all fucked up. I love it!

 

[Beebeeblue]

lol.... oh god.... we're all fucked up. I love it!

LOL!!!!!!

Yes we are...



I mean, Hey..speak for yourself Twink!!!!