Twat? A Question for the ladies of Lit.

[Monazwx]

I was visting the How To forum, when I saw a question from Matt Twattingle about hot names for the Vagina which leads to my question.

What's wrong the name Twat? I hear that it turns off a lot of women, but I don't see anything wrong with it. Is it too dirty? Not dirty enough? Is there an offensive origin or connotation that I'm missing? Please satisfy my curiosity and let me know.

 

[perks]

it's not something I'd use right away but in the right context, I think twat is perfectly acceptable. But then, I'm a big fan of the c bomb too.

 

[Saint Peter]

Twat is a great word. Try saying "twat" without smiling.

Twat is also incorportated into other funny words and phrases.

twats new
twat did you say
etc.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Twat is a discription I use in humor... not during sexual play.

 

[cg_allstar]

Twat did you say? I cunt hear you.

I know. It's an oldie.

 

[pinklipstick]

Twat did you say? I cunt hear you.

I know. It's an oldie.

heh. still made me laugh.

 

[lavender]

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Twat did you say? I cunt hear you.

Twwat was funny.... cunt you just hear them laughing....

 

[Monazwx]

I hardly ever say Twat, but when I did just now (out loud), it was pretty funny.

Lavy., I've never heard of Cooter used before? I think that's funny too. Yeah baby, fuck my Cooter.

 

[Guest]

Everyone here call me twat.

It's a compliment, right?

 

[SpiceCake]

Twat?

I hate that word, damn it! My last name is Watkins and all the guys at school would call me "tWatkins" Aurgh!!

 

[cg_allstar]

Re: Twat?

I hate that word, damn it! My last name is Watkins and all the guys at school would call me "tWatkins" Aurgh!!

Aww. Now you need to empower yourself and turn it into a cutesy nickname.

 

[SpiceCake]

Re: Re: Twat?

Aww. Now you need to empower yourself and turn it into a cutesy nickname.

I really didn't see anything "cutesy" about it. And being from a small town, even some of the parents called me that! Maybe that's why I have this fantastic sense of humor now!

 

[Guest]

 

[Monazwx]

Whoa, parents calling you Twatkins; they were just jealous cause your nickname was cool!

Originally posted by Emerald Eyed
If a guy said " Baby Im gonna eat your twat till you cum" Id prolly just laugh, and go watch TV.

At first, I would smile too, but on thinking about it, any offers to 'eat the twat' would be graciously accpeted.

 

[peachykeen]

*bump*

 

[Ask For More]

Twat is an insult in England, basically it's like calling someone a stupid idiot.

So I don't think I could ever bring myself to use that word to a lady!

 

[ma_guy]

Twat.......... Just not a word to get my juices flowing.



If a guy said " Baby Im gonna eat your twat till you cum" Id prolly just laugh, and go watch TV

<erasing that line from my list of possibles for tomorrow night...>

 

[red_rose]

Nothing brightens my day more than to hear a Brit say the word "twat".



Okay.. maybe there are other things that brighten my day more, but that one's pretty far up there. lol

I call mine a kootchie. Or hoo-ha.

Unless we're fucking, then it's just flat out "pussy" for me, thanks.

 

[Sillyman]

Nothing turns me on more then when she moans "Schtup my cooter with your pork sword".

 

[intrigued]

I was visting the How To forum, when I saw a question from Matt Twattingle about hot names for the Vagina which leads to my question.

What's wrong the name Twat? I hear that it turns off a lot of women, but I don't see anything wrong with it. Is it too dirty? Not dirty enough? Is there an offensive origin or connotation that I'm missing? Please satisfy my curiosity and let me know.

Actually, at another board, my nickname is "twitchy twat".

I told them about my bullet vibrator, and the fact that it is corded and has a hand control (sorta like a remote control) and as we talked about it, a story developed about how neat it would be to just slip it in my panties and go about my day, just orgasming away....at the grocery store, cleaning house, whateva....... Hence, I became "twitchy twat".

I think "twat' is just fine, and so much nicer than other words.

 

[Monazwx]

Originally posted by Ask for More
Twat is an insult in England, basically it's like calling someone a stupid idiot.

So they have twit and twat. Such colourful language. The English must be proud . . .

 

[peachykeen]

I never used to like it until I moved to England. I still don't like it as a term for anatomy but I like it as a cursory insult. Also I love the way the English pronounce it, so it rhymes with 'cat', not 'shot'.

 

[Monazwx]

Originally posted by Sillyman
"Schtup my cooter with your pork sword".

OH BABY!!!

Orgasming during errands, not a bad way to spend the day, Twitchy.

 

[intrigued]

OH BABY!!!

Orgasming during errands, not a bad way to spend the day, Twitchy.

LOL, yes mam! And it works so nicely at the computer too....