[TV PROGRAM] Orgasmatron on CH. 4 (U.K.)

[NoJo]

I meant to post a reminder to Brit authors here about this documentary.

I watched it, with wife and kids. An experimental device implanted in three women's spines to enable them to achieve orgasm.

The first woman, an American from a small town, I think somewhere South was an attractive woman in her late fifties, who had stopped having orgasms after a historectomy and had become very upset about it. Her husband of thirty-seven years now had been reduced to just "jumping on her like a bunny", she told us.

The second woman was a rather prim looking dumpy lady with rosy cheeks and glasses, who had never had an orgasm, and had divorced from her first husband due to a "loveless marriage."

Likewise the third woman, a woman with such a sad face you felt like crying. She looked like Charlotte Rampling does nowadays. She'd also never had an orgasm.

I won't say whether the device worked on any of them, but I will say there were some very funny, and very sad parts to the program, not to mention a large percentage of it which made my blood boil at the ignorance of some of those women, and their partners even more so.

I found myself saying, (probably along with a good many other men who watched the program) "I'd give 'em an orgasm, no trouble."

Anyone else see it?

 

[matriarch]

I did Joe.

Like you, I was apalled at at least one of the men, who seemed incapable of any empathy with his distraught wife.

I found the pleasure of the jolly, matronly lady, and her partner, refreshing, but the rest made me just feel very sad that they had become that desperate, that despairing of themselves as 'complete women', I actually turned off before the end.

And, like you...I ALSO found myself saying.......'I bet I could...'

 

[NoJo]

And, like you...I ALSO found myself saying.......'I bet I could...'

I won't take that bet.

 

[haldir]

Hi Sub - saw it too.

Got me furious.

Struck me as a typical "toys for the boys" idea that sold itself as the panacea for female fulfillment.

The partner of the charlotte rampling type was particularly obnoxious.

not wishing to drown in feminist dialectic, but it seemed to me that separating the mind from the body is a typical male way of looking at things? also, expectations were forced far too high by the myopic doctor - at best it only works in 25% of cases.

"Most men are neither capable or willing to spend the time required to bring some women to orgasm" was a quote from this programme. Glad I'm not most men.

Dont really know where this prog was going.

 

[NoJo]

Hi Sub - saw it too.

Got me furious.

Struck me as a typical "toys for the boys" idea that sold itself as the panacea for female fulfillment.

The partner of the charlotte rampling type was particularly obnoxious.

not wishing to drown in feminist dialectic, but it seemed to me that separating the mind from the body is a typical male way of looking at things? also, expectations were forced far too high by the myopic doctor - at best it only works in 25% of cases.

"Most men are neither capable or willing to spend the time required to bring some women to orgasm" was a quote from this programme. Glad I'm not most men.

Dont really know where this prog was going.

Yeah, 100% with you on all points. That guy was a right fuckwit.

But I wonder... without sounding arrogant, maybe we smut - sorry Literotica fans are actually more enlightened than a lot of guys... maybe those sort of men (women too) are pretty common?

 

[matriarch]

Hi Sub - saw it too.

Got me furious.

Struck me as a typical "toys for the boys" idea that sold itself as the panacea for female fulfillment.

The partner of the charlotte rampling type was particularly obnoxious.

not wishing to drown in feminist dialectic, but it seemed to me that separating the mind from the body is a typical male way of looking at things? also, expectations were forced far too high by the myopic doctor - at best it only works in 25% of cases.

"Most men are neither capable or willing to spend the time required to bring some women to orgasm" was a quote from this programme. Glad I'm not most men.

Dont really know where this prog was going.

You two are angels, you know that?
Exactly right.
Separating the mind from the body just destroys any meaning.

And like you that idiot married to the CR woman.....I found myself yelling at him at the screen. For God's sake man.....touch her, comfort her.......tell her she's beautiful........that he loves her.....the woman was distraught and my heart bled for her when she described herself at the beginning. You could see the stress of the continual striving etched on her face.

So sad, so very very sad.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Yeah, 100% with you on all points. That guy was a right fuckwit.

But I wonder... without sounding arrogant, maybe we smut - sorry Literotica fans are actually more enlightened than a lot of guys... maybe those sort of men (women too) are pretty common?

Didn't see the program, so I'm just talking out of my ass here, but I think it's common for women not to fully understand how to please their own bodies, and harder still for them to discuss it with a man who has even less of a clue.

 

[haldir]

Everything starts with a genuinely loving word, touch and caress. To sit there as she wept - in what looked like surgical greens - and not move towards her. What an arse. Mat - you put it more eloquently than me - she needs to be loved, cherished and led to the undestanding of her worth as a human being.

Was it me or did you all get the feeling that this was really just a quick fix to make the guys feel better about their "prowess"?

 

[NoJo]

Didn't see the program, so I'm just talking out of my ass here, but I think it's common for women not to fully understand how to please their own bodies, and harder still for them to discuss it with a man who has even less of a clue.

Yeah, that came through in the program. The guys were perfect examples of the very unfair stereotype a British man as a "cold fish".

But even the American woman made a disgusted face when the interviewer hinted at cunnilingus.

 

[shereads]

Penis envy is really our envy of how simple an operation that seems to be. If you can get the physical plant working, with the help of viagra to control the blood flow, sooner or later you're going to have an orgasm. Scientists trying to find a viagra for women are learning that they have to get the mood right first, maybe light some candles, but not because we asked them to light candles; it has to be that they wanted us enough to go to a bit of extra trouble.

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I meant to post a reminder to Brit authors here about this documentary.

I watched it, with wife and kids. An experimental device implanted in three women's spines to enable them to achieve orgasm.

The first woman, an American from a small town, I think somewhere South was an attractive woman in her late fifties, who had stopped having orgasms after a historectomy and had become very upset about it. Her husband of thirty-seven years now had been reduced to just "jumping on her like a bunny", she told us.

The second woman was a rather prim looking dumpy lady with rosy cheeks and glasses, who had never had an orgasm, and had divorced from her first husband due to a "loveless marriage."

Likewise the third woman, a woman with such a sad face you felt like crying. She looked like Charlotte Rampling does nowadays. She'd also never had an orgasm.

I won't say whether the device worked on any of them, but I will say there were some very funny, and very sad parts to the program, not to mention a large percentage of it which made my blood boil at the ignorance of some of those women, and their partners even more so.

I found myself saying, (probably along with a good many other men who watched the program) "I'd give 'em an orgasm, no trouble."

Anyone else see it?

 

[NoJo]

Was it me or did you all get the feeling that this was really just a quick fix to make the guys feel better about their "prowess"?

Possibly. But "prowess" is a bit of a continental thing. It's almost considered "gay" in some Brit circles for men to talk about pleasing women.

"Just go and mak us a cooper tay and shut yer legs and yer fat gob."

 

[LadyJeanne]

Yeah, that came through in the program. The guys were perfect examples of the very unfair stereotype a British man as a "cold fish".

But even the American woman made a disgusted face when the interviewer hinted at cunnilingus.

Are you saying their men didn't go down on them? WTF? They can't possibly expect their ladies to come without that kind of attention. They should at least try it before surgically implanting stuff into their spines, for chrissake. Use the equipment you got.

Or were the gentlemen in question doing it wrong? Cause that CAN be awful.

 

[shereads]

Possibly. But "prowess" is a bit of a continental thing. It's almost considered "gay" in some Brit circles for men to talk about pleasing women.

"Just go and mak us a cooper tay and shut yer legs and yer fat gob."

See, when the viagra scientists talk that way, they ruin the mood. That's why there's no viagra for women.

 

[NoJo]

Re: Re: [TV PROGRAM] Orgasmatron on CH. 4 (U.K.)

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Is that your RL name, then?

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Re: [TV PROGRAM] Orgasmatron on CH. 4 (U.K.)

Is that your RL name, then?

< blushing >

Yes. My dad was the inventor of Viagra and he named it after me. My real name is Viagra Jean Shereads. My mom's name is Philip's Milk of Magnesia Shereads.

 

[shereads]

Are you saying their men didn't go down on them? WTF? They can't possibly expect their ladies to come without that kind of attention. They should at least try it before surgically implanting stuff into their spines, for chrissake. Use the equipment you got.

Or were the gentlemen in question doing it wrong? Cause that CAN be awful.

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I wish I had seen the program. But I can only imagine how little difference it would make to a woman whose husband is uncaring in other ways, if he starts performing oral sex as an exercise to see if it "works."

In my book, the "wrong" way to perform oral sex or any other kind of sex has less to do with getting the tongue action just right than with the attitude of the person doing it. Nothing is less appealing than oral sex from a man who seems to view it as one of the tools he uses to make you come or keep the routine from getting too old. Contrast that with a man who's greedy for it, who behaves as if he's been waiting to do this all day, just as eagerly as he's been waiting for his own pleasure. I can't speak for all women, but coming from a sexually stifling family background - and early sexual experiences that were far from confidence-building - there's nothing more erotic than a man whose desire is urgent, personal, and expressed in as many ways as he can imagine to show you how special he thinks you are.

One more thing, just fyi for you gentlemen: Turn off the TV. Better yet, turn it off during your favorite program. She'll respond to you like you're the Defending World Champion of Cunnilingus and a Gold Medalist in Olympic Sex. Trust me on this: nothing says "the honeymoon's over" to a woman more clearly than the realization that he's waitiing to make love until His Show is over.

 

[NoJo]

I think I have the right attitude. I keep a spirit level and a gyroscope on the bedside table to make sure.

Beyond that, I have to say that I didn't really read the rest of your post, because frankly you women do like to prattle on.

But I take your point about the tea-cosy. And attention. Women like attention during, that thing.... Yes....

 

[NoJo]

I can't speak for all women, but coming from a sexually stifling family background - and early sexual experiences that were far from confidence-building - there's nothing more erotic than a man whose desire is urgent, personal, and expressed in as many ways as he can imagine to show you how special he thinks you are.

I think that women should be able to tell me what they want. I don't mind being the one entering the data into Excel, and formatting the schedule in different colours. But I'll be damned if I'm going to guess what a woman wants. Christ, it could be anything. Anything at all!

 

[LadyJeanne]

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I wish I had seen the program. But I can only imagine how little difference it would make to a woman whose husband is uncaring in other ways, if he starts performing oral sex as an exercise to see if it "works."

In my book, the "wrong" way to perform oral sex or any other kind of sex has less to do with getting the tongue action just right than with the attitude of the person doing it. Nothing is less appealing than oral sex from a man who seems to view it as one of the tools he uses to make you come or keep the routine from getting too old. Contrast that with a man who's greedy for it, who behaves as if he's been waiting to do this all day, just as eagerly as he's been waiting for his own pleasure. I can't speak for all women, but coming from a sexually stifling family background - and early sexual experiences that were far from confidence-building - there's nothing more erotic than a man whose desire is urgent, personal, and expressed in as many ways as he can imagine to show you how special he thinks you are.

One more thing, just fyi for you gentlemen: Turn off the TV. Better yet, turn it off during your favorite program. She'll respond to you like you're the Defending World Champion of Cunnilingus and a Gold Medalist in Olympic Sex. Trust me on this: nothing says "the honeymoon's over" to a woman more clearly than the realization that he's waitiing to make love until His Show is over.

Dear god, she DOES speak for all women!!!

 

[shereads]

Dear god, she DOES speak for all women!!!

See? It's not easy to get certified. A lot of women drop out of the program during boot camp. The strong ones make it as far as "I can't watch Benny Hill while you're sucking my dick." After that, there are only a few of us who stay with the program.