TV characters masturbating

[just a thing]

Name your favorite TV show and tell us which character (not actor or actress) you think masturbates the most and why you chose that character.

For example, on Friends I think it's Phoebe. Why? Monica and Chandler are married. Rachel is too tired for sex with the baby, Ross is still pining for Rachel, and Joey is getting laid too much to masturbate.

 

[Shadowann2]

Crossing Jordon....it has to be Bug....he's pining for Lilly and I think he jacks off and thinks about her all the time! He just pretends to be interested in bugs, bur really he's using that time to masturbate!

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Sharing a room with your little brother makes it hard to take care of business.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Name the fictional TV character that I think masturbates more than the other fictional TV characters on that fictional TV show. Okay, when I answer this one I have officially run out of things to do in life.
















Ralph Malph.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Name your favorite TV show and tell us which character (not actor or actress) you think masturbates the most and why you chose that character.

For example, on Friends I think it's Phoebe. Why? Monica and Chandler are married. Rachel is too tired for sex with the baby, Ross is still pining for Rachel, and Joey is getting laid too much to masturbate.

PEOPLE STILL WATCH THAT SHOW? GOD ALMIGHTY!

 

[lobito]

Simon from 7th Heaven, for obvious reasons.

 

[WaxNWane]

Sharing a room with your little brother makes it hard to take care of business.

June is so pinching his nipple.

 

[MechaBlade]

Peter and Lois are married, so they probably masturbate less than an average person. Stewie is an infant, and an uptight one at that, so he definitely doesn't masturbate. Chris is unaware of masturbation as witnessed by the episode where Peter's father comes to live with the family and Chris completely misunderstands what it means when he says God is watching Chris when he's in the bathroom.

Brian might be head masturbator as I believe he has admitted to licking himself, but you'd think he'd be too busy keeping the family together and dispensing advice to masturbate most of the time.

However, Meg is a moody teen who often has crushes, yet little actual experience with boys. I vote Meg.

 

[teddybear4play]

Peter and Lois are married, so they probably masturbate less than an average person. Stewie is an infant, and an uptight one at that, so he definitely doesn't masturbate. Chris is unaware of masturbation as witnessed by the episode where Peter's father comes to live with the family and Chris completely misunderstands what it means when he says God is watching Chris when he's in the bathroom.

Brian might be head masturbator as I believe he has admitted to licking himself, but you'd think he'd be too busy keeping the family together and dispensing advice to masturbate most of the time.

However, Meg is a moody teen who often has crushes, yet little actual experience with boys. I vote Meg.

I cannot find fault with your logic.

However, Bud Bundy masturbated more than any other TV character in history. Period.

TB4p

 

[glamorilla]

mike brady.

 

[glamorilla]

and the second darren.

 

[k¡tty]

lmao


I think you are right Glam.

 

[Gaucho]

and the second darren.

Well, he sure wasn't getting any.

 

[crappie master]

The Professor ! He was the only one on the island with his own hut .

 

[Guest]

I want my blanky!

 

[k¡tty]

The Professor ! He was the only one on the island with his own hut .

Hey crappie did you know that Bob Denver lives near me? ;-)

 

[crappie master]

Hey crappie did you know that Bob Denver lives near me? ;-)

Lucky guy!!

 

[k¡tty]

Lucky guy!!

I only mentioned it because of your Mary-Anne reference to me and now the Proff. one here. lol

 

[Agent99]

Well, he *is* a character

The Maytag Repairman. He's pretty lonely.

 

[crappie master]

I only mentioned it because of your Mary-Anne reference to me and now the Proff. one here. lol

I thought of the Professor when I saw that you had posted on this thread!

 

[k¡tty]

I thought of the Professor when I saw that you had posted on this thread!

Y'know I think that's probably been one of the best compliments I have ever received. The Mary-Anne one.

 

[crappie master]

Y'know I think that's probably been one of the best compliments I have ever received. The Mary-Anne one.

You both are cuties!

 

[mistyrain]

amy from judging amy she is the only one who isint married or have a boyfreind.