Turkey Moves to Save Poultry Industry

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As horrific as the bird flu implications may be, couldn't this title (from Susan Frazer and The Washington Post) have been worded just a bit better? Honestly. It evoked images of a giant turkey terrorizing poultry officials.

:rolleyes:

Turkey Moves to Save Poultry Industry

By SUZAN FRASER
The Associated Press
Saturday, January 14, 2006; 11:26 AM

ANKARA, Turkey -- Turkey set up a committee Saturday to make urgent recommendations on saving the country's troubled poultry industry after a bird flu outbreak spread to humans, killing three siblings and infecting at least 15 others.

Belgium was investigating a possible case of bird flu in a patient who returned from Turkey two days ago. But Health Minister Rudy Demotte said Saturday that preliminary blood tests on the patient have shown no sign of the virus.

(rest of article follows link)


http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/01/14/AR2006011400508.html
 
and here i thought this was gonna be another GWB thread!
 
I got the image of a turkey in his best traveling clothes, clutching a suitcase at the train station. The whole movie played out in my head, like a Wallace & Gromit-style cartoon. Bob the Turkey goes to Washington, becomes a lobbying activist, camps outside the white house, gets ignored, alone, in the rain, finally gets mistaken for a terrorist, arrested and interrogated, gets released, gets on the evening news, talks to interrest groups, Sean Penn, congressmen and senators, finally meets the president, and saves the day in the end.

Do I need therapy?
 
Liar said:
I got the image of a turkey in his best traveling clothes, clutching a suitcase at the train station. The whole movie played out in my head, like a Wallace & Gromit-style cartoon. Bob the Turkey goes to Washington, becomes a lobbying activist, camps outside the white house, gets ignored, alone, in the rain, finally gets mistaken for a terrorist, arrested and interrogated, gets released, gets on the evening news, talks to interrest groups, Sean Penn, congressmen and senators, finally meets the president, and saves the day in the end.

Do I need therapy?
oNlY iF YoU ThInK sO!
 
Liar said:
I got the image of a turkey in his best traveling clothes, clutching a suitcase at the train station. The whole movie played out in my head, like a Wallace & Gromit-style cartoon. Bob the Turkey goes to Washington, becomes a lobbying activist, camps outside the white house, gets ignored, alone, in the rain, finally gets mistaken for a terrorist, arrested and interrogated, gets released, gets on the evening news, talks to interrest groups, Sean Penn, congressmen and senators, finally meets the president, and saves the day in the end.

Do I need therapy?


Sounds like a typical situation in Washington, D. C. to me.

Except for the part about meeting the president and saving the day.

:cathappy:
 
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