Turd Release

[waffen4threich]

I just gave birth to a 16 incher. Boy does that feel good!

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I would think measuring it might blunt a bit of the euphoria.

 

[BiTodd]

That is a little big for a baby. Are you sure it wasn't a stool?

 

[waffen4threich]

One wipe clean too. That is what is known as "the perfect shit"!

 

[sircumvent]

One wipe clean too. That is what is known as "the perfect shit"!

Unless it is a "Ghost Poop." That's where you take a good shit and wipe your ass and there is nothing on the paper.

 

[lovecraft68]

I used to work with a guy who had two really annoying habits.

He called everyone "G" and always talked about his shit.

I recall him telling us how when he shit and wiped there was

"No mud on the raisin G!"