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I need some special clothes for today, I dropped them off last week and forgot until late last night. The 24-hour drycleaners/laundromat parking lot was packed last night so I parked at the bar next door and ran over to grab my items. I was a block away when the lights came on and I pulled over. Even after a breathalyzer, they were assholes. As he walked away I walked to the front of my car and looked at my headlights, sure enough, they used a soap bar to mark an X on one which is how they knew I was parked at the bar.

Today went great though, nice and calm with the biggest issue being what am I going to do for dinner. I like days like this.
 
von_Bismarck said:
Nobody believes you could fill anything with your wang. :rolleyes:
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You talk to a lot of laydeez about my cock, do you?

Sounds to me like you're just projecting your insecurities about your tiny bloody penis. Everyone has seen your tiny bloody penis.
 
Did a bit of cleaning and organizing today and I'm actually going to get rid of my mid-century sewing machine now that I have a turn of the last century one. I've got the mid-century one already cleaned and loaded up and ready for donation.
 
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LMAO You say that like I still don't want the two of you to share your penises here. No one enters this site without a little perv in their personality.
 
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I need some special clothes for today, I dropped them off last week and forgot until late last night. The 24-hour drycleaners/laundromat parking lot was packed last night so I parked at the bar next door and ran over to grab my items. I was a block away when the lights came on and I pulled over. Even after a breathalyzer, they were assholes. As he walked away I walked to the front of my car and looked at my headlights, sure enough, they used a soap bar to mark an X on one which is how they knew I was parked at the bar.

Today went great though, nice and calm with the biggest issue being what am I going to do for dinner. I like days like this.
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More and more, I stay exhausted at what the gendarmerie is and what it does. Spell check buddy wants to change it to menagerie, and I should let it. Feckinkoontz!!!


Endrura said:
May I suggest that both of you post pictures of your penises and BT and I can give commentary :D
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Oh Hell no!!! PM only. We cunt be having this here - this is a "family" thread - like the Mafia has families . . . .


I got my thousands from my crooked-ass bank, but my mail got here late enough that I cunt quite make it to the bank before closing time. They should have been open til 6, but nooooooooooo . . . .


It can wait . . . .


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Donated the machine as well as a va vacuum cleaner that I'm basically just making their problem rather than mine. Laundry was dry on the line before I left, what with 15-20 minutes having elapsed.

I always carry a dozen or two water bottles for other people, and a 1/2 frozen 1/2 water jug. The water spilled yesterday. I mopped it up and left the floor mat up and it is nice and dry now.

I should start a sun-dried something or another company.
 
Morning Wat.

Yup, Karma is a bitch sometimes.

No breakfast club today. Bunch of running around to get organized to take off tomorrow to thin out a coyote herd at a friends ranch. They've been breeding like rats and it's getting a little out of hand. Too bad the pelts won't be worth a damn.
 
Pretty much the case. They can be rough on the local wildlife when they get populous enough to pack up.

The timing worked out well though. We've got 3 hot one's forecast starting today and where I'm going is 15-20 deg. cooler. And it'll give me a chance to pre-scout the area where I'll be deer hunting this fall.
 
Yo Queerbait, I hate to do this to you, but I'm about to jump on yet another plane.

Domestic travel this week though. Same deal as last week, I'm simply not going to have much time to point out your personal flaws here this weekend, so I suggest you start frothing at the mouth early and often about which alts I'm purportedly hiding behind.

Back Sunday night. Be strong.
 
Hey time off with pay is a good thing, especially with an older house that always needs something or other. Take it and run Wat.

Happy Weekend everyone, for me it's just starting
 
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Bye. Have fun totally being too busy to even peek in from that hotel WiFi! ("No, not once, Honest!")

Try not to spend too much of your insurance scam check on domestic hookers. Remember- they're much more expensive than those exploited third world ones from your sex junket.
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You certainly got triggered, didn't you sweet boy....you wanted to post your reply to me in the Blurt thread (for that maximum dog-rolling-in-shit attention you crave) but one of those mean old Blurt Bitches slapped the absolute taste out of your mouth the last time you went attention-whoring there.

How that must have stung! The familiar hot streak of embarrassment in your cheeks that usually happen only at parent-teacher conferences when teachers tell you one or more of your kids will once again be held back another year. Oh well, they'll eventually all "age out", right?

Anyway, I digress. I've got a full weekend planned, with a woman. Maybe someday you'll find a woman to go away for the weekend with, without direct financial compensation involved. I doubt it though. So you'll have to be content to snipe hunt here all weekend long, waiting wishing and hoping that I will pop in. Then you'll go "aha!" and your sad Aspberger I-told-you-so will be satisfied. In the interim you'll yammer "THERE is Rob! and THERE is Rob!" and everyone will laugh at you again.

Do you recall a time here when people didn't laugh AT you? I don't either.

As always, if you spent less time stalking me and more time trying to socialize your "feral sub adult" (to use Ishmael's awesomesauce phrase), perhaps people wouldn't look at you and your family with equal parts sadness and disgust on those rare occasions you go out in public.
 
I'd rather have a GTO.

My paterfamilias ordered one brand new from the factory and when he got delivery of his 1964 it was badged as a LeMans. He sold it to buy a 1963 Corvette but I wonder if that 1964 with a GTO package under the hood in a LeMans because of how stupidly rare that probably is would have been worth more than a real goat.
 
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