TSCLT 4.0: Bitchy Malevolent Baby Ducks

[Rightguide]

I'm salaried and I have a company car and a company gas card. I'm going home weekends.


Oh, I'll spend some time here. I'll make a few friends, unlike my co-workers who won't get out like I will And there is a company Xmas do next month, so I'll stick around for that.


I can do 900 miles per week, and have been doing it in one form or fashion for years now.


I've been finding and posting tits for years now, too. I know, imagine that . . . .

Are you running a route or working a project that's out of town? We have active projects in several western states, so the potential for travel is always there but I have to say I enjoy it less and less every year unless we're talking a day or two out of town.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

If we're talking vehicles on the wish list, here's one:

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http://www.deloreanaerospace.com

 

[RobDownSouth]

Are you running a route or working a project that's out of town? We have active projects in several western states, so the potential for travel is always there but I have to say I enjoy it less and less every year unless we're talking a day or two out of town.

^^^The life of a low-level "drug mule" isn't very glamorous, is it?

 

[Rightguide]

^^^The life of a low-level "drug mule" isn't very glamorous, is it?

Stop it! Ascribing one's own proclivities onto better people is a really a low-class aberration in your DNA that could benefit from a little corrective genetic engineering, Rob. Sea World may be able to help.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Sea World does genetic engineering...?

 

[Rightguide]

Sea World does genetic engineering...?

No one to my knowledge has more experience with whales or a better understanding of their shit.

 

[Endrura]

Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.

I like dragons, maybe after this thread taps out Wat could name the next one Dysmorphic Dragons

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Sea World does genetic engineering...?

No one to my knowledge has more experience with whales or a better understanding of their shit.

Killer Whales are actually the largest of the dolphin family
All the adult male orcas at Sea World have collapsed dorsal fins, likely because they have no space in which to swim freely and are fed an unnatural diet of thawed dead fish. SeaWorld claims that this condition is common, which it is in captivity —however, in the wild, it rarely ever happens and is a sign of an injured or unhealthy orca.

 

[Rightguide]

I like dragons, maybe after this thread taps out Wat could name the next one Dysmorphic Dragons

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Killer Whales are actually the largest of the dolphin family
All the adult male orcas at Sea World have collapsed dorsal fins, likely because they have no space in which to swim freely and are fed an unnatural diet of thawed dead fish. SeaWorld claims that this condition is common, which it is in captivity —however, in the wild, it rarely ever happens and is a sign of an injured or unhealthy orca.

The Lit Orca I mentioned is injured and unhealthy as well and probably doesn't have a "Fin" to his name..

 

[RobDownSouth]

Stop it! Ascribing one's own proclivities onto better people is a really a low-class aberration in your DNA that could benefit from a little corrective genetic engineering, Rob. Sea World may be able to help.

Own your shame, you USMC washout. You're the one detailing your mindless trips to and from various western shitholes, staying awake for days at a time.

Do they pay you in cash or give you product instead?

 

[Rightguide]

Own your shame, you USMC washout.

What the hell does this mean?

 

[RobDownSouth]

What the hell does this mean?

WE can see that a lifetime of drug and alcohol abuse has finally taken its toll on your frontal lobe. The onset of dementia looms. I view that as an improvement for you.

 

[Rightguide]

WE can see that a lifetime of drug and alcohol abuse has finally taken its toll on your frontal lobe. The onset of dementia looms. I view that as an improvement for you.

Honestly. What did you mean by that bit about the USMC?

I don't drink, or use drugs either.

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[Rightguide]

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Damn, dual plumb bobs.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

How about that. I got home to sensible conversation, inane assholitry, and a couple of Pendulous Orbs. Orbaliscious!!!


It's a long motherfucking drive, but Wats drive well. Fast enough to make some time and not fast enough to draw no poe-lease attention.


The cat seems happy to see me.


And there's all sorts of stuff to do this weekend. I hope the weather cooperates.


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[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Saturday!!! All praises to Allah for the weekend.


Got a few tidbits to do around the house. The housemate has been redecorating, and I like her ideas, frankly. She's more creative than the last one was. Smarter, too.


Today looks to be mostly cloudy but fairly warm, so it'll be a bike kinda of day, which suits me just fine.


The cats seem to be coming to an understanding, too, which is a nice touch.


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[Wat_Tyler]

The last housemate had bigger tits.


So I guess tits aren't everything.


But they can make dumb shit a little bit better.


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[WoundedKnee]

I haven't even had my coffee yet, but those points, way up firm and high, have certainly perked me up.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I ain't never gonna own a '60 Chebbie, for any reason.


Now, a DeSoto, on the other hand.


I'd like a '56, with a restomod Gen 3 Hemi. Among other things.


Off for ahile. I have errands to run, people to see, miles to go . . . .


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[Richard_P_Feynman]

The nice thing about AJ having been transformed into WoundedKnee is, now we don't have to listen to his appeals to his (non-existent) intellectual authority.

 

[Rightguide]

I haven't even had my coffee yet, but those points, way up firm and high, have certainly perked me up.

I'm a little mesmerized by those swinging low.

 

[Rightguide]

The nice thing about AJ having been transformed into WoundedKnee is, now we don't have to listen to his appeals to his (non-existent) intellectual authority.

Don't seem like 4est to me.

 

[RobDownSouth]

The nice thing about AJ having been transformed into WoundedKnee is, now we don't have to listen to his appeals to his (non-existent) intellectual authority.

It's like a kinder, gentler, dumber version of the Chief. Getting ban-hammered must have taken a toll on his snowflake psyche.

Vetty is still clueless. His new job as a drug mule must be paying him in product.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home from the errands.


A friend of ours who moved to New Hampshire last month is back in town visiting this weekend. It is really a pleasure to see her. She's partly settled in there and partly having a hard time. She'll get it sorted out, but it's taking a bit of time for her, poor thing.


It's a lovely but cloudy fall day. The heat should run very little.


The housemate stayed out last night. She said she's going to give me some money this weekend. I wsh she'd done it before the banks closed . . . .


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[Wat_Tyler]

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