TSCLT 4.0: Bitchy Malevolent Baby Ducks

[Wat_Tyler]

The Russian Maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was very worried about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, “Now Anna; why do you want more pay?”

Anna: “Well, Ma’am, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first reason is that I am cleaning better than you.”

Wife: “Who said you are cleaning better than me?”

Anna: “Your husband he say so.”

Wife: “Really?”

Anna: “The second reason is that I am better cook than you.”

Wife: “Don’t talk nonsense !, Who said you were a better cook than me?”

Anna: “Your husband said.”

Wife increasingly angried: “Oh he did, did he?”

Anna: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”

Anna: “No Ma’am, the gardener did.”

Wife: “So how much do you want?”


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[Endrura]

I liked the joke
And I had bacon burgers for dinner
I could do with a long weekend, that won't be happening until the Christmas holidays though

 

[Endrura]

Happy Friday
Not many viewing posts this morning, I guess there is a lot of turkey hangovers out there


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[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Black Friday!!!!


I still have a load of Italian leftovers in the fridge. Yet I still need to go grocery shopping for silly stuff like laundry soap and the like. Go figure.


Somehow, I have managed to avoid all of the Black Friday sales hoopla and crap about spending half a fortune and such. I'm thinking of going to the HD dealer and getting the battery tender for the winter. I'll call that my Black Friday participation.


And there will be a couple of other household tidy-things going on today as well. A pity when a "holiday" has to go to such . . . .


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[Wat_Tyler]

I liked the joke
And I had bacon burgers for dinner
I could do with a long weekend, that won't be happening until the Christmas holidays though

Damn, now I want one.


For breakfast!!!


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[ChadwickDMoss]

The Russian Maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was very worried about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, “Now Anna; why do you want more pay?”

Anna: “Well, Ma’am, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first reason is that I am cleaning better than you.”

Wife: “Who said you are cleaning better than me?”

Anna: “Your husband he say so.”

Wife: “Really?”

Anna: “The second reason is that I am better cook than you.”

Wife: “Don’t talk nonsense !, Who said you were a better cook than me?”

Anna: “Your husband said.”

Wife increasingly angried: “Oh he did, did he?”

Anna: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”

Anna: “No Ma’am, the gardener did.”

Wife: “So how much do you want?”


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It put a smile on my face. The help is so unreliable.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Hello, Preppy.


Did you holiday in the Caribbean, or was it an early ski weekend in Colorado?


They are probably unreliable so they can see what new condescending look you'll hit them with next.


Too bad there's no such thing as a condescension meter. Perhaps the clever one is trying to invent it.


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[ChadwickDMoss]

We don't "holiday." We don't do a Thanksgiving dinner. For us every day is Thanksgiving.
It's what we do. Take from the natives and teach them to appreciate it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Well, of course, when everyday is a holiday because trust fund . . . .


Silly me to forget.


Although, if you come to tea, I had enough Irish ancestors to know to count the silverware . . .


and I do keep a .45 quite handy for those who doubt my resolve.


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[ChadwickDMoss]

Our silver is platinum grade.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah???


Mine is stainless steel.


So, in other news, they've got this slick-ass turbocharging kit for a 1200 HD that damn near doubles the horses. What I have trouble with, it costs almost twice what I have in the bike. Yes, this shouldn't matter, but somehow, it does. Also, I'm not sure that I trust the tires to hold cornering on turns like this clown discusses.


And I make no excuses for his miserable grammar.


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[ChadwickDMoss]

That does not exactly look chauffeur-ready. I lock the doors in case I am attacked.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Plebes can drive, Preppy.


Or ride, as the case may be.


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[ChadwickDMoss]

We will end their driving days by selling them cars with electronic chauffeurs and those who resist will soon find that we are writing laws to criminalize driving because it's too unsafe and uncertain.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Oh, like the elctric bus which crashed?


Yeah, I think you ladies have a few bugs to work out just yet.


Just sayin' . . . .


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[ChadwickDMoss]

We don't need to work out the bugs. Remember, we own government. We don't care how many bugs are on the windshield as long as we turn a profit.

 

[Rightguide]

Happy Friday
Not many viewing posts this morning, I guess there is a lot of turkey hangovers out there

Happy Black Friday!!!!


I still have a load of Italian leftovers in the fridge. Yet I still need to go grocery shopping for silly stuff like laundry soap and the like. Go figure.


Somehow, I have managed to avoid all of the Black Friday sales hoopla and crap about spending half a fortune and such. I'm thinking of going to the HD dealer and getting the battery tender for the winter. I'll call that my Black Friday participation.


And there will be a couple of other household tidy-things going on today as well. A pity when a "holiday" has to go to such . . . .

Happy Black Friday to you two as well. I'm battling turkey leftovers and a re-run episode of Josh Gates and Expedition Bullshit.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home from Black Friday - sort of. I went to the HD store. I got my very first HD t-shirt for cheap. It's green, and it has decent graffix. Mostly, it's not black. And I got 20 cents off on my batt'rey trickle-charger.


I'm having leftover s'ghetti from yesterday.


Okay, Preppy, let's assume you do that and know whatcher talkin' 'bout. I have a question then. What in tarnation did you ladies see would go to suit you lot with the Black Irish prezzie who just mustered out of office this past winter? That he'd do nothing for 8 years? That he'd pave the path to put the current one in as "the will of the people?" That he'd keep the Little People placated with socialist dogma and telling them that he cared?


I'll try to stay awake waiting for this answer, which oughta be good . . . .


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[Wat_Tyler]

In - back. I et two suppers tonight.


The housemate has left to go back to her oceanic scenic touristy town to see her grandbaby, before he may or may not get hauled off to Texas by his paternal parental unit. Who the fuck knows? I do know this beyond question - it ain't none o' our bizness.


It was chilly tonight, so it was a brisk ride home. The new gloves can't keep my fingers warm for more than 15-20 minutes. So, if I break down and buy one of those bikes with all the ports for heating my gloves and suits and shit, then it wouldn't be an issue.


What day is Hell freezing???


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[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Saturday!!!


Quiet morning around the house so far. The housemate's cat is hollering for some special food treat she puts together for him, and since Ihave no idea what that is, he's going to have to make do with the kibble in the bowl, like the other cats does. Or he can get pissed off at me if he'd prefer - I cunt care less.


It's supposed to be warm today - mid 60s. I can maybe get some of the outside chores done then in much more comfort than usual.


Otherwise, nothing special on tap here, unless something exciting comes along . . . .


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[WoundedKnee]

wtf goes on in this place?

I log on and this is what I am greeted with:

I just lost another tooth.
tutta

My reciever died
GiaCat

Is that last one an Aaron Hernandez joke?

Too soon?

 

[WoundedKnee]

Is that the chick from The Matrix?

 

[RobDownSouth]

wtf goes on in this place?

I log on and this is what I am greeted with:

I just lost another tooth.
tutta

My reciever died
GiaCat

Is that last one an Aaron Hernandez joke?

Too soon?

No worries, Chief.
This can be your safe space​

 

[Endrura]

She sure looks like the same actress but I don't know who Aaron Hernandez is.

As for the roomie Wat, as long as they are doing what is best for the child then let them do what needs to be done.

A few bumps through the week but I received a wonderful compliment yesterday and it made me feel better.

It's a working Saturday but the pots are hot and beverages are filling the cups as we work.

 

[WoundedKnee]

Aaron is a murdering thug who hung himself in prison. Until then he was the darling of the New England Patriots because the thug he was in real life translated well to the football field.