TSCLT 4.0: Bitchy Malevolent Baby Ducks

[RobDownSouth]

A muggy 87º today with rain. Hell, it's wet now. By this afternoon, it will be miserable.
But everything is green and pretty.
Nothing like mowing two acres twice a week.

Good to see you are learning a trade. Have they taught you how to put gas in the mower yet? Or is that "women's work"?

 

[EmpressJosephine]

They're not ducks, but...

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/42/ec/13/42ec1369af0689e9ade584aa7fa8500c.jpg

I guess that's why they call this sort of thing a Boston marriage.

 

[bellisarius]

Are they looking for a sperm donor yet?

 

[WoundedKnee]

Sounds easier to just keep mowing on...

 

[Endrura]

Get a herd of alpacas and pygoras, the alpacas will kill the coyotes and you'll get milk, wool and meat.

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt. So he buys a new cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him loose in the barnyard. Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he's a little worried about being replaced. He walks up to the new bird.

"So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff don't you? Well I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there. We'll run around it ten times and whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens for himself."

Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he was more than a match for the old guy.

"You're on," he said, "and since I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of half a lap. I'll still win easy!"

So the two roosters go over to the henhouse to start the race with all the hens gathering to watch. The race begins and all the hens start cheering the old rooster on. After the first lap, the old rooster is still maintaining his lead.

After the second lap, the old guy's lead has slipped a little -- but he's still hanging in there. Unfortunately, the old rooster's lead continues to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap he's just barely in front of the young fella. By now the farmer has heard the commotion. He runs into the house, gets his shotgun and runs into the barnyard figuring a fox or something is after his chickens. When he gets there, he sees the two roosters running around the henhouse, with the old rooster still slightly in the lead. He immediately takes his shotgun, aims, fires, and blows the young rooster away.

"Damn. That's the third gay rooster I've bought this month."

 

[WoundedKnee]

I give it three out of five stars.

 

[bellisarius]

They're not ducks, but...



I guess that's why they call this sort of thing a Boston marriage.

What an opportunity for someone to take out an ad in the Globe.

"Wanted - Intelligent, healthy Cobbe to act as sperm donor for a childless couple. Must meet the following requirements. __________________ (fill in the blank). Apply in person at the Swan pond, Boston Common."

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I kinda saw where it was headed. I'll still rate it 4/5.


Damn, two more pages.


Tree rat alert, but on the neighbor's roof. I think the little motherfuckers are using the telephone line and bypassing Wat Central completely.


It does save on ammo . . . .


https://78.media.tumblr.com/42b335b0bf344358e775034bcdf9170d/tumblr_nxfh37IhRs1r9x3w6o1_500.jpg

 

[Endrura]

I'm not a fan of Romeo and Juliet, they were two spoiled kids from dysfunctional families in a dysfunctional relationship. In the very beginning, Romeo is deeply in love with Rosaline and then dumps her for another girl that he is now deeply in love with, I always calling a man Romeo was an insult because it's basically saying your fickle and go after whatever is available.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Swans, ducks . . . we've even had a goose report.


It's subjective subject matter, so no one cares.


Even so, the thread gets reported and dies ignominiously by Sunday.


I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another . . . and I'm here to kill you, Little Thread!!!


http://i.imgur.com/65XDPMe.jpg

 

[bellisarius]

Look at the bright side, you already have a title for the new thread.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Thanks be to Allah for that, and for all his blessings, et cetera and so on and so forth.


It's a load off.


Getting this car done will likewise be a load off, too.


Maybe the idiots won't find the new one.


https://cdn2-thumbs.worldsex.com/albums/3/2493/3132c42d47585b88c4f19ff6fd8b8067762ded88_001_620x.jpg

 

[Endrura]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/bc/c0/d6/bcc0d6da5202f57448dc929f710de13c.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7UBHdHpWRM

 

[oggbashan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cI5Kp4CWpc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHBRB0KY6zI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGOGOxtN2lM

 

[bellisarius]

Youse guys are quackin' me up.

 

[oggbashan]

Fishy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSugDDMYjmo

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Ha!!! So, if a cat kills-n-eats a catfish, is it cannibalism???


The little Siamese in the last clip looked a lot like mine, rest his furry adorable soul. I sent the border collies/sheep/Welshmen one to Mom - she loves borders.


The car cranked right up - half a spin of the old starter. It's running quite happily and seems to be fine on fluid level and no leaks.


So, after this snack I ate, it's off to do its brakes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-znKiVwyk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRowC6t8tjA


https://i.pinimg.com/originals/69/31/13/6931138072edeb9ed4fa2ea8c0356dca.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Brakes are done - work like . . . brakes. We like brakes, and we hate breaks.


So I took it for a spin and dropped the top because convertible. I inflated the tires while I was out.


We can haz choices . . . .


https://78.media.tumblr.com/1d4fbed019d0f7f69923ed7c5ea591ab/tumblr_nfuq03kaRl1qa6ak5o1_1280.jpg

 

[WoundedKnee]

I'm not a fan of Romeo and Juliet, they were two spoiled kids from dysfunctional families in a dysfunctional relationship. In the very beginning, Romeo is deeply in love with Rosaline and then dumps her for another girl that he is now deeply in love with, I always calling a man Romeo was an insult because it's basically saying your fickle and go after whatever is available.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxfjSnMN88U

One of my favs.

 

[WoundedKnee]

Good to see the ragtop on the road.

And, I'm not talking about your head.

Praise be to Allah!

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[Endrura]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxfjSnMN88U

One of my favs.

OMG THE STYLES!!!! What were they thinking?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I do need to wear an Arafat do-rag when riding in that thing with the top down. This cracker burns.


I think I might almost prefer to take it to work next week instead of the company rag. I doubt it, but we'll see. The cat's g/f can drive it some instead of just the truck and keep everything in good working order.


There is a son of a bitch storm outside, complete with hail. The cat doesn't seem to like it. He's under the chair. Poor little fucker.


The mailman hasn't brought me my shit yet, and this isn't acceptable. Neither rain, nor snow nor gloom of night, nor hale, nor being in Wat's crosshairs . . . .


https://i.imgur.com/iISrqZr.jpeg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Ride across the river . . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13Z1ncAvA_I



https://78.media.tumblr.com/35f1be92dd4955d65a33305655f4feec/tumblr_nxi0t0wgfj1r9x3w6o1_500.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Just found this. Diggin' it.


Great song laid over scenes from a pretty good movie.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS5JOAdZH18


https://78.media.tumblr.com/0e45963e63154aff4d64aa230260f130/tumblr_nhwlzuyv3u1tdap82o1_1280.jpg